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(Your obsessed 'rder reactioncoal has been on the front page of these sacred halls of knowledge for far too long, how about we unbury a /qa/ gem instead? https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/pinejak%20vs%20turtelli/)
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{{dailyjak|Pinejak versus Turtelli.png|{{redtext|EPIC RAP BATTLES OF /QA/<br><br>
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PINEJAK<br><br>
{{quote|>You WILL "stay home" for a year or longer<br>
 
>You WILL embrace permanent social distancing<br>
VS<br><br>
>You WILL wear a mask at all times<br>
 
>You WILL eat the bugs<br>
TURTELLI<br><br>
>You WILL consume estrogen<br>
 
>You WILL work and live in a sealed pod<br>
BEGIN<br><br>}}
>You WILL only trust government and government approved officials<br>
 
>You WILL only trust fact checker approved media<br>
{{quote|>Is that an Italian on my ridge?<br>
>You will NOT care about small businesses<br>
>He must think there's pizza in my fridge.<br>
>You WILL embrace HR6666<br>
>You're like Obi Wan, dead and forced<br>
>You WILL embrace the cashless system<br>
>The only people who like you are obsessed with horse!<br>
>You WILL take the vaccine<br>
>You know I ain't a killer just don't push me<br>
>You WILL get the digital tattoo<br>
>and don't you sit around and say it smells like cheese<br>
>You WILL protest and riot in defense of criminals<br>
>I know how to fuck, marry and kill with my fingers<br>
>You WILL embrace identity politics<br>
>Better stop sniffing feet if you want to please her!}}
>You WILL NOT look up any statistics or manipulation<br>
<br><br>
>You WILL support erasing history<br>
{{orangetext|<It smell like cheese, no like a fart<br>
>You WILL NOT ask questions<br>
<You better learn that leebaiting is art<br>
>You WILL accept the new normal}}}}
<Marge I'm confused, about these fruitjaks<br>
<They seem to be aping Lee's panic attacks<br>
<Don't mind me, I'm just passing through<br>
<and also being a better meme than you!<br>
<Eating you up like you're spam<br>
<Soon you'll be wordfiltered just like fa m!<br>
<I'm the original, you're a copy<br>
<Now please excuse me while I get sloppy toppy!}}
<br><br>
{{quote|>Don't forget, Turtelli I'm top slut<br>
>All of /qa/ wants to fuck my butt<br>
>The only reason to post you is a reaction<br>
>A predictable shitpost slowly going out of fashion<br>
>Soi dueling goes back hundreds of years<br>
>Before the birth of any leebaiting queers<br>
>Kiwifarms is over there, farty<br>
>You're not invited to my soijak party!}}
<br><br>
{{orangetext|<Tay K Tay K, Pinejak<br>
<Just remember only /qa/ has your back<br>
<CC the way every board bans you<br>
<labels you as "spam", boohoo!<br>
<Anywhere I am, I summon Barneyfag<br>
<Soi outside of /qa/ is just a drag<br>
<Hell, even in /qa/, you are shit<br>
<Go back to [s4s], how about it?}}}}


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>You WILL "stay home" for a year or longer
>You WILL embrace permanent social distancing
>You WILL wear a mask at all times
>You WILL eat the bugs
>You WILL consume estrogen
>You WILL work and live in a sealed pod
>You WILL only trust government and government approved officials
>You WILL only trust fact checker approved media
>You will NOT care about small businesses
>You WILL embrace HR6666
>You WILL embrace the cashless system
>You WILL take the vaccine
>You WILL get the digital tattoo
>You WILL protest and riot in defense of criminals
>You WILL embrace identity politics
>You WILL NOT look up any statistics or manipulation
>You WILL support erasing history
>You WILL NOT ask questions
>You WILL accept the new normal

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