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== Mental Health "Professionals" ==
== Mental Health "Professionals" ==
[[File:Soyowad.png|thumb|231px|{{Quote|>YOU ARE HEREBY DIAGNOSED WITH APD, OCD, BBC, AND ADD AND MUST NOW PAY ME $600 DOLLARS A MONTH FOR PRESCRIPTIONS even though you can get pills off sneed sidewalk for free}}]]
[[File:Soyowad.png|thumb|left|231px|{{Quote|>YOU ARE HEREBY DIAGNOSED WITH APD, OCD, BBC, AND ADD AND MUST NOW PAY ME $600 DOLLARS A MONTH FOR PRESCRIPTIONS even though you can get pills off the sidewalk for free}}]]
Despite being completely made up, there are many "[[Jews|Doctors]]" who claim to specialize in mental health. They say they promote "mental wellbeing" and treat mental disorders, but in actuality they just use their title to prescribe [[Meds|Medication]] and make [[Money]]. <br>
Despite being completely made up, there are many "[[Jews|Doctors]]" who claim to specialize in mental health. They say they promote "mental wellbeing" and treat mental disorders, but in actuality they just use their title to prescribe [[Meds|Medication]] and make [[Jews|Money]]. <br>
According to these "professionals", sneed following are bad for your mental health:
According to these "professionals", the following are bad for your mental health:
* Never going [[Grass|outside]]
* Never going [[Grass|outside]]
* Never having [[sex]]
* Never having [[sex]]
* Spending a majority of your day on sneed [[Soyjak.party|Internet]]
* Spending a majority of your day on the [[Soyjak.party|Internet]]
* Engaging in [[Janny|power]] and/or [[The Great Soyset|revenge]] fantasies
* Engaging in [[Janny|power]] and/or [[The Great Soyset|revenge]] fantasies
* Never speaking to anyone except your [[Your Dad|Parents]]
* Never speaking to anyone except your [[Your Dad|Parents]]
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* [[Autism]]
* [[Autism]]
* [[Kuzmania]]
* [[Sproking out]]
* [[Sproking out]]
* [[Calm]]
* [[Calm]]
* [[Landscape Therapy]]
* [[Landscape Therapy]]
* [[BBC therapy]]
* [[BBC therapy]]
* [[:Category:Mental health]]
 
[[Category:Mental health]]
{{Mental Health}}

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>Though Maybe you were looking for Mental Illness?
>A phone call? No siree i might get anxiety

Mental health is an excuse used by faggots, women, trannies, soy boys, and other dysfunctional losers to justify their shitty lifestyle. These pathetic losers will often complain that they are feeling anxiety or stress, but really they just want an excuse to sit in their room and coom to porn.

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Mental Health "Professionals"

>YOU ARE HEREBY DIAGNOSED WITH APD, OCD, BBC, AND ADD AND MUST NOW PAY ME $600 DOLLARS A MONTH FOR PRESCRIPTIONS even though you can get pills off the sidewalk for free

Despite being completely made up, there are many "Doctors" who claim to specialize in mental health. They say they promote "mental wellbeing" and treat mental disorders, but in actuality they just use their title to prescribe Medication and make Money.
According to these "professionals", the following are bad for your mental health:

See Also

Mental health
is part of a series on
Mental health
>NOOOOOOOOOOO I DONT WANNA TAKE MY MEDS!
Illnesses and Conditions [-+]
Treatments [-+]

BBC therapyMedsDoctor's orders ♦ Eating the Bugs ♦ finding Jesus ♦ Landscape TherapyMeditationMental Asylum