The Day the 'log Bled
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| The Day the 'log Bled | |||||
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| Part of The Root Unrest | |||||
 The Primarch of the Red 'Sons | |||||
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Supported by:  Blue 'Sons |
Supported by:  Jannies | ||||
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 2 Blood 'Pliers |
1 Janny | ||||
| Casualties and losses | |||||
| None | 1'teen posting links to a fake splinter | ||||
On April 19th, 2024, /soy/'s catalog was flooded with red Cobsons in response to Root's inaction toward racebait. This event has been dubbed "The Day the 'log Bled".
Prelude
In late April, some soyteens believed that /soy/ was developing a race bait problem, specifically pointing to spadeson or other 'cord memes. As a result, several soyteens went to /q/ asking Root to sweep up /soy/. In one thread, Root responded by telling the soyteen that /soy/ should just tolerate it and not be baited. [1] This was not taken well, and 'teens took the conversation to /soy/. In one thread, a 'teen suggested that in protest, they post red Cobsons.[2]
Conflict
Quickly, dozens of Redsons were made and flooded the 'log. The "protestors" took on the name "The Red 'Sons" and demanded Root ban spadeson. It is estimated that there was anywhere between 2-10 Red 'Sons[3]. At the same time a thread was made demanding that if it made it to 1000 posts by the end of April 19th, racebait and spadeson will be permabanned.[4] In retaliation, pro-spadeson 'teens countered the Red Son's with sages and bombarded the 1000 post thread with tranime, 'lita, 'p, and of course spadeson. Among these was a 'cordfaggot called bu5t and the troonimai lolicon poster avatarfag, who are among numerous people notorious for derailing raids.[5] About halfway through the protest, bloody neutral posters began spamming the 'log with TND copypastas. After 3 hours of posting and 3/4s of /soy/ turned red, the Red 'Sons ended their protest with the 1000 post thread reaching its mark. Despite this, the blood 'pliers continued their posting, causing the Red 'Sons to neither condone or denounce their faction.[6] Root has yet to respond to these events, meaning the conflict is ongoing. This page will be updated as soon as possible.
Aftermath
Conclusion
This event is ongoing and has not reached a conclusion.
Red 'Sons
While an anti-rootist faction, they claim not be hostile towards root and denounce splinter wars.[7][8] Because complaining in /q/ was not working, they took to /soy/ instead to make an impression through "protest". While their intentions were peaceful, their protest may have devolved into a riot.
Blood 'Pliers
This was a pro-TND faction that seems to have aped off of the Red Soyjaks tend. Most of their posts talked about TND and DNB. While the sincerity of the Blood 'Pliers is up to debate, it is certain that there has been tensions around the TNDs banned status.
Blue 'Sons
About 7 hours before The Red 'Sons took action, another group (or single 'teen) posted blue Cobsons in protest of spadeson.[9] No connections have been made to link the two movements at the moment. Expert soientist from the SSA are currently looking into this mystery.
Citations
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