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Operation Pholidote
the day /vp/ was RAPED.
Background
Prelude
==OPERATION PHOLIDOTE=+=
OBJECTIVE: SECURE /vp/‘S 55555555 OCTS GET BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY
TARGET BOARD: https://boards.4chan.org/vp/
EST POSTS UNTIL GET: 850
RECOMMENDED STRATEGY: SLOWBURN UNTIL 150 POSTS LEFT; POST ORDINARY NON-JAK POSTS IN LITERALLY ANY THREAD TO AVOID SUSPICION (REMEMBER TO SAGE!)
AT 150 POSTS LEFT, YOU MAY START REACHING INTO YOUR ‘JAK FOLDERS. POST AS OFTEN AS THE FLOODCHECK WILL LET YOU, WHICH IS EVERY MINUTE UNLESS YOU FLUSHED MONEY DOWN THE DRAIN TO BUY A PASS FOR A 30 SECOND FLOODCHECK. MAKE SURE TO CLICK ON THE FLOODCHECK TIMER TO POST AS SOON AS IT ELAPSES
EVERY TEEN TRYING TO SNAG THE GET COUNTS
THIS WILL BE REGARDED AS A WIN IF THE GET IS A JAK OR SHARTY RELATED IN GENERAL
IN A WORST CASE SCENARIO, A JANNY WILL SCRIPT THE GET OR SOME COALLY TRIPFAG/WAIFUFAG/GENWARFAG/COOMER/FURFAG/SCHIZO/ETC WILL WASTE THE GET, BUT AT LEAST THE STAKES FOR ATTEMPTING TO GRAB A REPEATING NUMBER ON A BULGARIAN CRAB FISHING FORUM ARE AS LOW AS THEY GET SO THE WORST THAT WOULD HAPPEN IF WE FAIL WOULD BE A FROGPOSTER SHOWING UP EVEN DOE HE CAN’T ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING
one last thing, I’ll consider the results of the GET acceptable if it’s a relatively high quality post for the board, particularly if it got octs due to our posting nudging an actual coal post away from octs
but if the GET is sharty related then I’ll maybe try and do a victory lap
also my birthday is in 6 days so I’d appreciate the help in getting octs for the sharty as an early birthday present
Preparation
Aftermath
See also
Citations
Category:Raids Category:Shitposting Category:Victories