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Calm also known as /calm/ or #calm in Discord land is an experimental anger management program for soyjaks exhibiting extremely violent schizophrenic behavior. The program consists of various forms of treatments, cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT), and meditation. Many prominent soyentists have raised concerns over the practices used in /calm/ and the program's efficacy. Some activist groups argue it is a violation of Soyjak Rights to deprive a 'jak of Soylent for multiple days. This claim is false and has been thoroughly debunked by science and multiple peer-reviewed studies. Many doubt the program is even effective at all, since calm soyjaks are known to accumulate pent-up anger and could snap at any moment. Most graduates of the program remain calm, however some enter a permanent state of being "agitated". These patients must remain isolated as to avoid becoming triggered.

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