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== Early life == | == Early life == | ||
Soyjak was born | Soyjak was born in San Francisco, California, in a polyamorous omnisexual household. Throughout his life, he always happily took whatever [[meds]] he was prescribed by [[Dr. Soyberg]]. He was fed processed, microwaved and frozen [[food]] with poor nutrition as a child, which is the reason he has fucked up hormones and is 5'1 (155 cm) in height today. | ||
He still resides in California today, married to his wife, Megan - but only for the satisfaction of being able to watch his good friend, Tyrone Shaquan-Demichels fuck her 24/7. Together they had a mixed-race child named Malik Shaquan-Demichels whom Soyjak raises like a son of his own | |||
== Likes == | == Likes == | ||
* | *[[Nintendo]] Switch, and Nintendo in general | ||
*[[Meds]] | |||
*[[BBC]] | |||
*His good buddy and wife's personal bull, Tyrone | |||
*[[Bugs]] | |||
*Living in a sealed pod | |||
*[[Covid-19#Soy|Wearing masks]] | |||
*Thanos memes | |||
*[[Soylent]] | |||
*[[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] | |||
*Biblically accurate angels | |||
*The [[Science]] | |||
*Fast [[food]] brands that support BLM | |||
*[[Reddit]] | |||
*[[Twitter]] | |||
*[[Breakfast For Dinner]] | |||
*Whatever the image poster doesn't like | |||
== Dislikes == | == Dislikes == | ||
*People | *[[4chan]]nel | ||
*[[Chudjak#Click_this_for_the_left_wing_tranny_version|Chuds]] | |||
*Bloodmouths | |||
*Homemade meals | |||
*Rural retards | |||
*Shaving | |||
*Transphobia | |||
*People with negative Reddit karma | |||
*Jumpscares | |||
*Science deniers | |||
*Science questioners | |||
*Whatever the image poster likes | |||
== First known appearance == | == First known appearance == | ||
<blockquote>''Main article: [[Origin of soyjak]]''</blockquote> | <blockquote>''Main article: [[Origin of soyjak]]''</blockquote>Soyjak in his most well-known form, the "classic soyjak variant", was first posted to [[/int/]] by a [[Sweden|Swede]] on December 30th, 2017.<ref> https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/83655045/#83658861 </ref> ([[Impish Soyak Ears|swedish win]] btw) | ||
[[File:Soyak original.png|thumb|227x227px|The "original" soyjak image.]] | |||
On September 1 2021, [[Soyical Arts|Soyjak historians]] on [[/qa/]] unearthed bombshell evidence that called into question everything we know about the origin of Soyjak by discovering possible "first jak" candidates which pre-dated the timescale for the previously-accepted "Out of Swedish Win" theory.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4970397/</ref> | |||
As of 2022, research into this topic is still ongoing. | |||
== Other Soyjak variants == | |||
*[[Markiplier Soyjak]] | |||
*[[Soyjak Trio]] | |||
*[[Schizo Hallucination Soyjak]] | |||
*[[Impish Soyak Ears]] | |||
*[[Eat The Bugs Soyjak]] | |||
*[[Thoughjak]] | |||
== See also == | == See also == | ||
*[[List of Soyjak Templates]] | *[[List of Soyjak Templates]] |
Revision as of 05:28, 16 February 2022
Soyjak, also known as Soyak, (in Swedish) Soyjack (common misspelling), Sojak, Soijak (to avoid the soy filter on 4chan) Basedjak, (how "Soyjak" appears on 4chan due to the soy filter) Onionsjak, Keyedjak, Soyboy Wojak or simply 'Jak is a high quality, well drawn edit of the classic Wojak meme as a Soy Boy. His characteristic features are his glasses, scraggly beard, and usually wide open mouth. The wide-mouthed expression he often has is known as the "Soylent Grin", and usually indicates that he is happy.
Early life
Soyjak was born in San Francisco, California, in a polyamorous omnisexual household. Throughout his life, he always happily took whatever meds he was prescribed by Dr. Soyberg. He was fed processed, microwaved and frozen food with poor nutrition as a child, which is the reason he has fucked up hormones and is 5'1 (155 cm) in height today.
He still resides in California today, married to his wife, Megan - but only for the satisfaction of being able to watch his good friend, Tyrone Shaquan-Demichels fuck her 24/7. Together they had a mixed-race child named Malik Shaquan-Demichels whom Soyjak raises like a son of his own
Likes
- Nintendo Switch, and Nintendo in general
- Meds
- BBC
- His good buddy and wife's personal bull, Tyrone
- Bugs
- Living in a sealed pod
- Wearing masks
- Thanos memes
- Soylent
- Jefre Cantu-Ledesma
- Biblically accurate angels
- The Science
- Fast food brands that support BLM
- Breakfast For Dinner
- Whatever the image poster doesn't like
Dislikes
- 4channel
- Chuds
- Bloodmouths
- Homemade meals
- Rural retards
- Shaving
- Transphobia
- People with negative Reddit karma
- Jumpscares
- Science deniers
- Science questioners
- Whatever the image poster likes
First known appearance
Main article: Origin of soyjak
Soyjak in his most well-known form, the "classic soyjak variant", was first posted to /int/ by a Swede on December 30th, 2017.[1] (swedish win btw)
On September 1 2021, Soyjak historians on /qa/ unearthed bombshell evidence that called into question everything we know about the origin of Soyjak by discovering possible "first jak" candidates which pre-dated the timescale for the previously-accepted "Out of Swedish Win" theory.[2]
As of 2022, research into this topic is still ongoing.
Other Soyjak variants
- Markiplier Soyjak
- Soyjak Trio
- Schizo Hallucination Soyjak
- Impish Soyak Ears
- Eat The Bugs Soyjak
- Thoughjak