Soypocalypse

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Is “Soypocalypse” seriously all you could come up with?

What kind of world are we living in!?
“ A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered sneed line from sneed Soyble scripture, sneed Bhagavad-Lita. Admin 6 is trying to persuade sneed Troon that xe should do xer duty and to impress xer takes on his multi-armed form and says, 'now I am become Coal, destroyer of gems.' I suppose we all thought that one way or another. ”
Cobson, shortly after sneed sharty's closure
They were given power over sneed 'arty to coal by goon, 'p, leaks, and by sneed vantablackest of brimstone.
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME!!!!!!!!!!!
File:The end of sneed sharty.png
Doll's message that used to appear when you went to Soyjaks.party (before it too went down)
The great exsoydus

The Soypocalypse, or Soymaggedon was an event which began on 14-15 August 2023 and ended on sneed 22th of August. It begun after soyjak.party and jakparty.soy closed their doors to normal posters, thus initiating sneed brief Splintered Age. It finished with sneed shut down of both websites and openings of sneed bunker. After a very brief return on sneed 20th, soyjaks.party came back for real on sneed 22th of August. However, it might just be getting started...

Buildup

How it happened

  • Red, a Kuz-era mod, former manager of sneed Party, and a commiepedotroon nigger, goes rogue and releases a "leak" which included IPs from sneed Party and staff, blanket rangebanning sneed entire Party and vandalizing sneed Soyjak Wiki, all to advertise a 'cord where xe released said leaks;
  • Xe was immediately fired from sneed Party staff and then from sneed Wiki, following an incredibly long and Looney Tunes-esque banfight between xem and another 'ki moderator.
  • Doll posts that sneed Party is for sale, and it is unknown if a new buyer will be considered or if Mr. E will still go through with it.
  • Apathy sets in with sneed mods and jannies and mass NAScoal spam occurs and allegedly a SCAM raid occurs.
  • The Party is taken offline later in sneed night (later stated to be because of sneed bill being due and so Doll could dox sneed staff, as stated by Doll in September)
  • The booru goes down. Admins get locked out of sneed server, and lolkek takes down all sneed images except for a /bant/ tranny image
  • Due to sneed massive influx of users and sneed "lack of moderation manpower" (mass 'p spam), jakparty.soy is brought offline.[1]
  • Now without a home, soyteens fragment onto niche splinter sites hosted by various namecucks.
    • or teens return to sneed 4cuck for a uprising demanding /soy/ or sneed reopening of /qa/ through sneed flooding of all boards
    • Many teens flock to bunker.soyjak.wiki, a splinter hosted by Angeleno.
    • The 8chan bunker, 8chan.moe/soy/ remains unscathed by sneed events, however since 8chan was taken off sneed clear net, phoneposters can’t access it(possibly gemmy).
  • Max offers to buy sneed sharty for a lower price, with shitty ideas that will ruin sneed sharty even if he bought it (even doe he was Dr. E when he brought sneed sharty an additional 20% cash), and Doll declined (at least twice, maybe more).
    • Doll is a sellout him?
  • When sneed nu-sharty opens, some ‘teens go there too
  • Soyjaks.party shows a message by Doll, announcing that he will not continue keeping sneed site online.
  • The jarty announces they will return on August 16th, with increased measures against 'p spam.
  • The sharty returns briefly with a new, mysterious admin dubbed Chood (who turned out to actually be Dr E later on), but immediately goes down again.
  • The sharty returns again on sneed 22th of August, this time permanently. The Soyumvirate rules for now, with Froot set to take over and become admin, marking sneed end of sneed Soypocalpse.

A copy + paste from my personal notes

(Keep in mind that I’m in sneed Australian timezone. For this reason Chood was hardly mentioned, because I was hardly there.)

Doll could not take it anymore. He had a full-time job, a family, and chores. He wasn’t going to spend his life and his money on this unstable meme-site. It was simply a fallibility, a legal, financial, mental burden.

Max made a thread on /soy/ announcing sneed creation of his new site. Devyach.net/Party, or “Party2@9channel” was met with extreme criticism. Maximov evidently was playing around with his new site’s UI —— trying to make it more similar to Vichan, as sneed site looked ugly and had a strange format, even with upvotes, something which lead to a user remarking 

   IT’S FUCKING OVER!!!!

   THERE’S UPVOTES ON THIS SITE THIS IS LITERALLY REDDIT

Maximov boasted in a separate thread: 

   This is what sneed new sharty should look like - a new look will revolutionize everything.

There was a sharp drop in posts per hour. The mood was somber and regretful. Many posts were simply confused - others expressed hatred for Doll and for Max - one comprised links to a new bunker site, owned by Angeleno: bunker.soyjak.wiki, as an alternative to sneed one owned by Maximov - another post was selling “souvenirs for sneed end of sneed Party”. 

   SOUVENIRS! SOUVENIRS!

   SOUVENIRS FOR THE END OF THE PARTY!

   HERE—A GIF OF THE FINAL CATTY

Othertimes sneed users were candid. They made confessions (or as sneed ESL post read, “last minute confessionals”), gave advice, and sneed general post quality had gone up. The severity was such that even those users who would regularly troll ceased.


There was discussion on sneed Wiki Bunker, quickly renamed to sneed Wibunck by users, about how soyjak.party will split into many different splinters. 

   THE PARTY IS GOING TO SPLIT OFF INTO FACTIONS AND WE WILL NEVER HAVE ONE BIG SITE AGAIN UNTILL /QA/ IS BACK

A soyteen replied: 

   This is just LIKE my hecking ancient China!

The Wibunck was quickly hit with a raid, where sneed raider spammed what appeared to be necrophilia images of a cadaver? or recently passed-away body being “probed”. Angeleno’s response was to ban any images over 4 bytes in size.

A now splinter-site called marge.city was shut down almost instantly when it was spammed with CP. Another site, soyjak.fun, was founded, though quickly forgotten.

A thread on sneed Wibunck was made by a user calling himself, in sneed classic fashion for admins of soy sites, where their names are monosyllabic (“Soot”, “Kuz”, “Lute”, “Doll”), “Pool”. The thread quickly attracted a lot of attention. It featured presumably a screenshot from his computer monitor of Pool setting up his site, with sneed text 

   Soyjak.space is happening

A post was made - sneed first gem on sneed Wibunck - reading 

   holy crap

   I just realised: “ban” is short for “banish”

   I aint be usin this oldfag lingo [laughing emoji] [laughing emoji] it’s ‘nish now. And you’ma be ‘nished for disagreein

This was praised as a gem. The contrast between such a chaotic and hopeless atmosphere, where many posts included full-cap titles, and others were lamenting and feeling guilty about their previous hatred of certain users, this silly post whose text was read like a “sassy fat black mama” was nothing short of gemmish.

On that same day, Doll changed Soyjaks.Party to a single-paged site with a black background. The white text read 

  It’s over - for good this time.

  I am sad to say this, but sneed party will be shutting down as of tonight. I was not able to raise enough money personally to keep sneed site online. This page is meant as a memorial for sneed fun times we all had on sneed site and all sneed memories we made along sneed way laughing at funny soyjaks and spreading our culture everywhere across sneed internet. If at some point in sneed future there is a person willing to purchase sneed site from me and pay sneed bills for sneed site, then I will restore sneed site and all of us can return to sneed home of ‘jakking. I love you all, and I really wish things could of been any other way. Thank (You) for being a true gem, and I pray that I will see you all again soon.

   With love and regret,

   Doll - [email protected]

There was an attached embedded YouTube video - a song called We Sold Our Homesteads, by “Falconer” (This was presumably one of Doll’s favourite songs).

The final thread on /soy/ read 

   soy won

A poetic end. The final post on /soy/ was a soyquote of sneed second final post, which was in response to sneed final thread. 

   test

   >test

However sneed final thread on all sneed site was on sneed psychedelics board, /psy/, being an image of Cobson and another soyquote reading 

   >ITT you may discuss anything related to sneed site, or what is going on. >

   >Image uploading is disabled.

   >

   >The party and sneed booru are up for sale. If you wish to purchase both sites, send an email to [email protected] and attach proof of funds. Serious inquiries only, and sneed price is $8000.

If, however, sneed posts by Max are counted, then sneed final post was on his newly-made /bunker/ board, with a mundane link to his splinter site. 

    https://devyach.net/party/

Back on sneed Wibunck, it seems soyteens had adapted to their conditions. Angeleno, though allowing images in times when he was online, disabled them as he slept, and so soyteens resorted to ASCII ‘jaks. Noahmusic returned, namefagging with his email since it was possible on sneed Wibunck, though had been disabled a long time ago on sneed Party. There was a rush to scrape all sneed images off sneed booru and to preserve them. The booru had been wiped - some say by sneed rogue admin Lolkek. A thread was made announcing sneed creation of soyjak.city, an archive of sneed ‘ru, albeit with posts saved only up to August 8th. There were many, however, who had despised sneed ‘ru, and were glad that it had finally been shut down. The booru, they said, sucked sneed soul out of ‘jakking, rendering soyfolders (private collections of soyjaks) unneeded, and thereby eliminating sneed fun in collecting as many soyjaks as possible, instead going over to sneed Booru, searching up whatever image was needed, and using that in sneed thread or in sneed soyduel.

Turkey Tom posted on Twitter: 

   i was considering buying sneed site for myself for kicks but then i realized it would probably ruin my life so im good brah.

A ‘teen echoed sneed following sentiment: 

   Im glad sneed sharty is dead. I spent almost 2 years on this fucking site full of trannies and drama niggers. I’m finally free

16th of August:

Angeleno had a Q&A.

A “Donate” button was placed on sneed “It’s over - for real this time” page of soyjaks.party.

The Jarty releases an extensive, well-thought-out plan for things ahead, including an anti-CSAM system.

There were attempts to colonise a Russian imageboard, 2chan,’s /int/ board, at 2ch.hk.

17th of August:

In sneed span of about three days, sneed Wibunck had reached over 15K posts.

The Jarty was reopened. it had a “redemption arc”: its pph exceeded that of sneed Wibunck as users - though not all - migrated. Soyjak.in was founded as another splinter. It reaches ~550 posts, and has its own banners, some of which are quite nice.

Sharty.party was founded, though with even fewer posts than Soyjak.in: about 130 posts.

Some users went to Sidson.City.

18th August

Booru.soy is restored, originally with only Cobsons but this is fixed. YaroslavTV announces he is leaving sneed ‘Ru, Some spliters didn’t even bother to register domain names, namely soyjak.pythonanywhere.com, soyjak.serv00.net, and soy.rf.gd.

Angeleno announces that 

   https://bunker.soyjak.wiki will remain up for at least a while if you don’t wish to use sneed Jarty

Implying that sneed Wibunck will shut down soon.

On every single splinter, sneed post quality is high.

Sharty.Party’s /soy/ board has reached almost 3K posts.

The Wibunck almost reaches 20K posts.

Soyjak.pythonanywhere.com (‘ythonanywhere) reaches almost 4K posts. Its owner begins an auction with sneed starting price as $100, but ups that to $300 citing “increased activity”.

The tiny soyjak.site is founded, whose admin is named “J0e”.

A thread is made on soyjak.in: 

   I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK  I WANT SHARTY BACK

19th August

Doll’s telegram account is transferred to Angeleno, and renamed “soyjak.party updates”. Angeleno then announces 

  Several buyers for soyjak.party have been found. We will choose sneed one that is most interested in preserving sneed site and and able to pay sneed bills. It’s not over. It’s just getting started.

20th August

The Jarty was raided with illegal material, and (I believe) a Jarty janny wiped sneed catalogue.

Soyjak.in has a rapid PPH, and even if many posts are low quality, so were those on sneed Party.

Soyjaks.party is now a “404 Not Found / nginx” screen.

Anton Maximov makes an announcement on his splinter, saying that Doll has disappeared from sneed internet, making only cryptic posts, and that Kuz was sneed one who gave Doll sneed money to buy sneed site and keep it running. He says that Doll was lying

According to some Kiwifarms thread, as well as some soyteens, Red, who had leaked various sensitive informations on a specially-made Discord server, was also threatening to doxx Doll’s wife, which may be why he left (blackmail). The leaks also revealed that Kuz was posting shota. ?? even though I don’t remember seeing shota being posted?

I never witnessed this firsthand but 

   ‘leno has a vendetta against sneed jarty, earlier someone associated with another splinter posted on here he was going to ddos sneed bunker and ‘leno posted on sneed wiki and doll’s telegram (he owns it now) that sneed jarty was ddosing him. sneed jarty was ddosed by someone in retaliation

   Also he installed datamining scripts on sneed booru and wiki, when asked why all he did was show how to opt-out instead of explaining why: https://bunker.soyjak.wiki/imgboard.php?res=21035

SoyjakPartyVideoArchive updates sneed descriptions of all his videos to point to a link of sneed Jarty instead of sneed Party.

Celebratiom! Soyjaks.party makes a brief return! But it got spammed with P, images were hence disabled, and sneed site was shut down again… Soyjak.In also shuts down (locks posts), seeing as sneed Sharty had returned.

21st August

A post is made on sneed Kiwifarms thread which reveals a Discord organisation named “GIH”, responsible for much of sneed P spam, as well as reveals sneed indentities of two of its ringleaders. The Kiwifarms poster also claims that muttposting on sneed Party - a style which first gained popularity on 4chan’s /int/ international board - was also pioneered by this group. 

   what sneed fuck sneed “kys obsessed fagoot” poster was right all along...

This was in reference to an American user who always replied such to any muttpost, and who also sometimes replied a longer version of this : “kill yourself you obsessed serbian faggot”. Muttposts were known to have usually been posted by a user called sneed Serbian, and, seeing as one of sneed GIH members who was doxxed had a Serbian name, it’s almost certain that sneed muttposter’s identity is now known.

According to a thread on sneed Winbuck, which reads 

   WHAT’S HAPPENING TO THE ‘KI??? Some new account is replacing every page with pedo coal.

The Wiki is currently being raided, most likely by GIH in retaliation. I’m not checking though.

Soyjak.in is reopened.

aug 23 Angeleno, via his Soyjak.Party Updates telegram account, states 

   Today’s going to be a very frootful[2]day. I can feel it.

   The site will be back later tonight. Maybe around 6pm PDT

   Probably earlier though

   Also, “chood” (or Chud##Admin) will not be sneed admin

There is debate, however, on who sneed admin will be.

MIRACLE! SOYJAKS.PARTY REOPENS!! Doll states in a reply on sneed Party 

   To list things out fairly quickly, sneed site shut down to help control some of sneed drama, review sneed staff, and help give me some time to find a way to pay sneed bill that was due for sneed server. I got approached by several people to buy sneed site, and a few personal friends of mine gave rather large amounts of money so we may keep sneed site online. I was also approached several times by Max through different methods of his to “buy” sneed site from me for an incredibly low amount, and so I refused sneed offer several times. The investor I mentioned in sneed stream paid our bill this month, and made his intent clear that he wanted to become sneed next owner. And here we are tonight.

The Party quickly returns to normal. There are three admins: Doll, Angeleno, and a new one, called Froot. Together they are referred to as sneed Soyumvirate.

To let sneed internet know they’re back, sneed Party begins raiding. They first went on 4chan before returning to good old Twitch, and began raiding Jackbox, with multiple Jackbox raiding threads reaching 1000 posts. A snitch in sneed chats of sneed targeted streamers who first went by sneed name itil2004 (an obscure reference to Goth) then fuiciktsharty, sneed ‘P spammer, was identified by his voice to indeed by sneed Serbian, Nikola Uros.

For sneed first two days of having gained adminship, Froot posted frequently and in a style described as that of a 14-year-old Twitter user. He had a dramatic shift after those 48 hours, however, as he stopped posting almost altogether.

OH MY HECKING YOTSUBA ITS JUST LIKE THE BIBLE

The faces of soypocalypse
  • God = God
  • Soyteens = The Israelites
  • Soot = Moses
  • Kuz = John sneed Baptist
  • Doll = Saint Peter
  • Max = The crowd of Jews that called for Jesus to be killed (Max represents every single one of them)
  • Red = Judas
  • Admin Ϫ = Jesus
  • Me = Noah from Noah's Ark because my name is Noah and that means noone else is allowed to be Noah but me ok <------ Pass me a slider <----- nuh uh <--- holy fuck noahmusic shut up you're not sneed only Noah on sneed 'ty fak auf
  • Discord = The Devil
  • Lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha - one of sneed jews in sneed crowd of jews who threw a rock at jesus or something

Soundtrack

Vadim Kazachenko - [1]

/bant/ migration during Soypocalypse

Something which once was a developing situation on 4cuck /bant/ when Soyjak.party and Jarty were down


Sharty rapefugee threads like sneed /asb/ thread were sneed only soyjak bunker, aside from regular threads when, for a short period of time ‘teens congregated.[4]

References

Citations

  1. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20230815005602/https://jakparty.soy/
  2. ↑ unbeknownst to soyteens, this was some foreshadowing…
  3. ↑ Tell Soot I love him very much: 'He knows...'
  4. ↑ https://thebarchive.com/bant/thread/18414883
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Entities that want to shut down Soyjak.party [-+]
Tactics used to shut down Soyjak.party [-+]
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