Soytionary

Soy Speak ('oy 'peak), also known as Jakspeak, is a constructed international auxiliary language spoken mainly on The Party and formerly on /qa/. This page will house a dictionary, where the meaning of words, the correct way to apostrophise them (the main reason why this page was made) and if different from English, their definitions in Soy Speak. Feel free to contribute.

Core Vocabulary of Soy Speak

English	Soy Speak
a good thing	gem
a bad thing	coal
neuter	carbon
a good thing, with bad qualities	goal
good	gemmy
bad	coaly
a better thing, comparatively	gemerald
a worse thing, comparatively	dust
a worse thing than the worse thing	brimstone
the worst of the worst	vantablack
normal people	normies
autists	chud
user of soyjak.party	soyteen, usually written 'teen
soyjak.party	the 'sharty, the sharty, the 'party, the 'arty
4chan	the 'cuck, 4cuck
Discord	'cord, Der 'cord
Nikocado Avocado	'cado
The above mentioned's asshole	Coinslot

The above table highlights the very core vocabulary of Soy Speak. These are the words that you will see used the most in the 'sharty.

The Soytionary

Format

This is the format in which you should add words.

gem

Etymology

From the English word "gem", meaning "A precious stone, usually of substantial monetary value due to its beauty and appearance"

Noun

gem (countable, plural gems, apostrophised 'em)

1. A high-effort and high-quality post.
   • "This post is such a gem."
2. A good thing.

A

Antimatter

Etymology

From "Anti-" + "Matter"

Noun

Antimatter (uncountable)

1. Something so bad it is met with universal contempt.
2. A hypothetical type of content even worse than Vantablack.
3. The coal that will kill the 'Sharty.

B

Brimstone

Etymology

From the English word "brimstone", meaning "A synonym for Sulfur, now typically restricted to use in a biblical context."

Noun

Brimstone (countable, plural brimstones, apostrophised 'im, Sometimes shortened as Brim)

1. A very low-effort and offensively low-quality post.
   • "This post is brimstone from the depths of niggerhell."
2. A very bad thing.
3. A word indicating something worse than Dust.

C

Carbon

Etymology

From the English word "Carbon", meaning "The chemical element with an atomic number of 6."

Noun

Carbon (uncountable)

1. A Mediocre, forgettable post.
   • "The carbon that does nothing to the Sharty."
2. Something that is neither good nor bad.

Catalogue

Etymology

From the English word "Catalogue", meaning "A systematic list of books, names, pictures, etc."

Noun

Catalogue (Countable, plural Catalogues, apostrophised 'log, Sometimes called the Catty)

1. A collection of all the threads on a given board.
   • "Cob on the 'log."
   • "Gemmy catty wipe"

Coal

Etymology

From the English word "Coal", meaning "A black or brownish black rock formed from prehistoric plant remains, composed largely of carbon and burned as a fuel. "

Noun

Coal (countable, plural coals)

1. A low-effort and low-quality post.
   • "This post is coal."
2. A bad thing.

D

Discord

Etymology

From the English word "dust", meaning "Dry material reduced to powder."

Noun

Discord (countable and uncountable, plural discords apostrophised 'Cord )

1. (uncountable) An instant messaging platform founded in 2015 popular with troons.
   • "Discord and its consequences has been a disaster for the human race."
2. (countable) Any instance of a server on the above mentioned platform.
3. "Der 'Cord woke up"

Dust

Etymology

From the English word "dust", meaning "Dry material reduced to powder."

Noun

Dust (uncountable, apostrophised 'ust )

1. A low-effort and low-quality post.
   • "This article is dust."
2. A comparatively bad thing.
3. Something worse than coal.

F

Foid

Etymology

A derogatory term used for women (not to be confused with trannies who aren't women).

Origins

This term is an inverse of the term "moid" which was coined by the radical feminist image board, crystal.cafe.

G

gem

Etymology

From the English word "gem", meaning "A precious stone, usually of substantial monetary value due to its beauty and appearance"

Noun

gem (countable, plural gems, apostrophised 'em)

1. A high-effort and high-quality post.
   • "This post is such a gem."
2. A good thing.

gemerald

Etymology

gem + -erald, from the English word "emerald", proposed Futurama origin

Noun

gemerald (countable, plural gemeralds, apostrophised 'rald)

1. A word combo that means a post higher quality than a regular gem.
   • "rare cobson gemerald."

H

HWABAG

Etymology

From the phrase He Will Always Be A Gem

Acronym

HWABAG

1. Cobson will always be high-quality.
   • "Cobson is such a gem. HWABAG."
2. He will always be high-quality. (Referring to somebody who was mentioned earlier)
   • "why do you hate 'plierjak so much? HWABAG"

HWNBAG

Etymology

From the phrase He Will Never Be A Gem

Acronym

HWNBAG

1. Cobson will always be low quality.
   • "Coalson is brim. HWNBAG."
2. He will always be low-quality. (Referring to somebody who was mentioned earlier.)
   • "Fuck 'plier, HWNBAG."

I

IAS

Etymology

From the phrase Is a soyjak

Acronym

IAS

1. Referring to something possessing the qualities of a Soyjak.
   • "Cobson is an IAS gem."

Iron

See Carbon

J

-jak

Etymology

Taken from the end of the Soy Speak word "soyjak."

Suffix

-jak

1. Denotes an object as being a soyjak or soyjak variant.
   • feraljak, fruitjak, colorjak
   • "Say the line, X-jak"

L

Lee

Etymology

From Lee Goldson.

Noun

Lee (countable, plural Lees)

1. An individual who emulates the obsessive behaviour and anger of the original Lee. Lees of the sharty tend to focus, like their namesake, on one particular variant or type of content they dislike, typically responding with threats of violence to any post containing or referrencing it.

M

Marge

Etymology

From the Simpsons character "Marge".

Interjection

Marge

1. Used to express doubt or confusion.
   • "Marge."

Margerald

Etymology

From marge + -erald.

Noun

margerald

1. A post so confusing that it has become a nonsense gem.
   • "Colorjak margerald."

N

NAS

Etymology

From the phrase Not a soyjak

Acronym

NAS

1. Referring to something lacking most or all of the qualities of Soyjak.
   • "Sidson is NAS coal."

O

OMGSISA

Etymology

From the phrase Oh My God She Is So Attractive

Acronym

OMGSISA

1. Referring to an attractive woman.
   • "OMGSISA."
2. Sarcastiacally used in referrence to troons and ugly women.

P

'P

Etymology

This is a heavily shortened abbreviation of cp.

V

Vantablack

Etymology

From the English word "Vantablack", meaning "A class of super-black coatings that absorb almost all light."

Noun

Vantablack (uncountable)

1. An extremely low-effort and offensively low-quality post.
   • "This post is vantablack niggerstone from hell."
2. The worst of the worst.
3. Something worse than Brimstone

Y

YWNBAW

Etymology

From the phrase You Will Never Be A Woman

Acronym

YWNBAW

1. An insult referring to the fact that a transgender will never actually become a woman, no matter how hard he tries.
   • "YWNBAW, kill yourself tranny freak"

Citations

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