Soyvil War 1

Soyvil War 1
Part of The Sweden-Norway Wars
Date 29 April 2021 - 16 May 2021 Location Soyjak.party, /qa/ Result Peace agreement
Belligerents
The Swedes Wholesome Soyjak Posters Deformed Soyjak Posters Colorjak Posters	The Norwegians File:Jihad flag.svg Jihadis Frogposters
Casualties and losses
A bunch of 'log wipes and bans

Stop posting this awful soy

"Soyvil War" redirects here. For other Soyvil Wars, see List of Soyvil Wars.

The Soyvil War 1 was a conflict between several groups of posters on the /soy/ board of soyjak.party that took place on April 29 2021.

The Tragic Prelude

Before the war, /soy/ was in a state of unrest. Tensions were high, and the beginnings of a schism showed itself most acutely when Deformed Soyjak was posted, sharply

Impjak Adventure Spin-Off

This is a non-canon, pro-Deformed short story featuring Impjak, the protagonist of the popular Impjak Adventure. The story was made during active warfare. It is unknown if it was made by one of the official Impjak Adventure storytellers.

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  Ugh… another deformed soyjak thread? I hate this meme!

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  Hmmmm…. I know what I’ll do, I’ll tell him to kill himself! Yeah! Hahahaha take THAT!

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  Huh? Did I just hear a door open?

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  gasp D-d-dr. Impstein from Swedish Adventures? What are you doing here?!

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  Dr. Impstein: I can’t allow you to keep posting toxic content to soyjak.party. I’m here to teach you a lesson, chud.

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  Chud: Fuck off! You’re not funny! You’re lame! Fail!

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  Impstein: Hey, chud.

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  Chud: What?!?!

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  Dr. Impstein: Dodge.

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  Chud: Huh-

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  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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  Let that be a lesson to you, evildoer. NOBODY threatens my best friend and gets away with it. Negativity is NOT allowed on soyjak.party in any way, shape, or form.

Ongoing conflict

Despite the war's most brutal battle being over, wholesome 'jaks, deformed 'jaks, and Descriptive Filenames are still met with harsh opprobrium from some soyjak.party users (likely Norwegian veterans of the Soyvil War). These users and others often communicate their opinions in acronyms, the most common of which are documented here.

• DFNC (Descriptive FileName Chad) Supportive term for someone who uses descriptive filenames (see Descriptive Filenames#Controversy)
• DFNT (Descriptive FileName Tranny or Descriptive FileName Triumph) - Pejorative or (rarely) supportive term for someone who uses descriptive filenames (see Descriptive Filenames#Controversy)
• NAS (Not A Soyjak) - Used to deny that a soyjak variant is actually a soyjak, usually because of its lack of traditionally soyjak-related characteristics
• ST (Seethe Thread) Used to accuse OP of seething, often as a retaliation against getting soy quoted
• SST (Swedish ShiTter) Pejorative term for someone who posts Swedish Wins/Swedish Fails

On 16 May 2021, weeks after the Norwegians' triumphant 77777 get, the Swedish achieved equally impressive digits, 88888, in a thread featuring an image of Jacobson, a common deformed soyjak variant. Both threads no longer exist on soyjak.party due to being buried by numerous waves of niggercoal posts.

Gallery

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  Example of a pro-Deformed OP, with mixed opposing and supportive replies.

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  A copypasta that became popular with anti-Deformed posters.

Citations

Soyvil War 1 is part of a series on
Wars and Conflicts
Wars on the party [-+] ♦ Battle of /soy/ ♦ Italo-Argentine War ♦ Mutt-Euro War ♦ Penis Color War ♦ Soyvil War 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 ♦ The Great Soyteen Victory ♦ The Negan War ♦ Operation Bleached Bowl ♦ Floyd crisis ♦ Soy Duel ♦ The Unpluggening ♦ The Frog War ♦ Chud Skirmishes ♦ The /nate/ War (Extended conflict)
Wars on the 'ru and the Wiki [-+] Countrywars ♦ Cobson-Feraljak War ♦ Penis Color War ♦ Italo-Argentine War ♦ Polish-Mapuche war ♦ BBC war ♦ Wiki 'p spam ♦ Wikidueling
Minor conflicts [-+] Splinter War ♦ Anniversary Scuffle ♦ War on Self Inserters ♦ The Filipino-Furry War ♦ Operation Lemon
Miscellaneous [-+] ♦ Russo-Ukrainian War ♦ The Sack of Rome (2023) ♦ Skibidi Toilet