Walkable cities

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Walkable cities are darker than coal...

Urbanists love hating cars to an obsessive degree for some reason.

Urbanists are a relatively new form of "soyim" who mainly revolve around trying to push "walkable cities" as a replacement for suburban lifestyle. Their most well-known "organization" is just a a Jewtuber kown as Notjustkikes , but most of them can be found hanging around internet comment sections, larping as Europeans who are shocked at how car-centered American cities are. You WILL live in the shitty apartaments. You WILL pay rent. You WILL ride the bus with obese drug addicts. You WILL ride the bike. You will NOT have fun running people over with your car. You will NOT have a nice lawn. You will NOT have privacy.

The Notjustbikes copypasta

Dont you love living in a big metal coffin. I love biking to work and eating ulraprocessed foods in my mega ultra claustrophobic city with no backyards, playgrounds, or room for my children. I love not having a car because it forces me to never leave the city and go other places that my shitty 100 dollar train cant take me. And because I cant bike for more than 1 mile im forced in this super amazing not dytopia non-car city that I LOVE

>Stroads are Ugly, Expensive, and Dangerous (and they're everywhere)
>Why City Design is Important (and Why I Hate Houston)
>Why Dutch Bikes are Better (and why you should want one)
>Why We Won't Raise Our Kids in Suburbia
>These Stupid Trucks are Literally Killing Us
>Why American Cities Are Broke - The Growth Ponzi Scheme
>We Have No Garbage Day in Amsterdam!
>Why Canadians Can't Bike in the Winter (but Finnish people can)
>The Houses that Can't be Built in America - The Missing Middle
>Amsterdam Just Got Awesomer
>The Dumbest Excuse for Bad Cities
>Suburbs that don't Suck - Streetcar Suburbs (Riverdale, Toronto)
>Cities Aren't Loud: Cars Are Loud
>Why Swiss Trains are the Best in Europe
>The Best Country in the World for Drivers
>How Bankrupt American Cities Stay Alive - Debt
>The Lively & Liveable Neighbourhoods that are Illegal in Most of North America
>The Wrong Way to Set Speed Limits
>America Always Gets This Wrong (when building transit)

An analysis of the urbanist mindset

The thing about walkable city enthusiasts is that the problem they bring up is entirely made up.[1] Mutt cities really are fine and having to drive 60+ minutes a day just to go to work is not an issue for people with normal attention spans. The urbanist does not understand that the reason people prefer to live in suburban homes is so they can get away from niggers. Walkable european cities like they existed 100 years ago were only possible because of a lack of niggers ruining it. Therefore the only logical praxis to urbanism is to first enact TND.

also every city is walkable just use your legs

Things to do in a walkable city

  • Never leave because the train wont go anywhere that isnt a super urban city and because you have no car your gonna be fucked if you need to leave the city to see someone else
  • Grow your children in a 6ft metal coffin apartment where they will have no backyard, barely any playgrounds, no privacy and not enough room for them to happily live
  • Live with constant pollution and a decreased lifespan compared to people in subarbs or country places
  • deal with whiney millennials every fucking day protesting at your local McDonalds and have to wait 80 hours for them to stop so you can order basic fucking food
  • have your children on different sections of the bus based on there genders because of pedophiles on trains. not seeing your child on the other side of a train alone full of strangers is good parenting
  • Live with paying more for everything than if you were in the country and be constantly in debt
  • have rat infestations and animal infestations every day
  • have your phone monitored by klaus swab and 1 million spy cameras in your apartment and your kids bedroom
  • live with crime infested gangsters whove been allowed into the city by redditors
  • never be able to own a house and have to rent an apartment. you WILL not own the place you live in
  • kill yourself or move somewhere else.

See also

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