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[[File:35931 - SoyBooru.png|thumb|Urbanists love hating cars [[Lee Goldson|to an obsessive degree]] for some reason.]] | [[File:35931 - SoyBooru.png|thumb|Urbanists love hating cars [[Lee Goldson|to an obsessive degree]] for some reason.]] | ||
{{Mutt|DRIVABLE SUBURBS NOW}} | {{Mutt|DRIVABLE SUBURBS NOW}} | ||
Urbanists are a [[ | Urbanists are a [[Zoomer|relatively new]] form of [[soyboy|"soyim"]] who mainly revolve around trying to push [[Autism|"walkable cities"]] as a replacement for [[Amerimutt|suburban lifestyle]]. Their most well-known "organization" is just a [[Literally Who|a Jewtuber kown as Notjustkikes]] , but most of them can be found hanging around internet comment sections, larping as [[Euromutt|Europeans]] who are shocked at how car-centered [[America|American]] cities are. | ||
You WILL live in the shitty apartments. | You WILL live in the shitty apartments. | ||
You WILL pay rent. | You WILL pay rent. | ||
You WILL ride the bus with [[ | You WILL ride the bus with [[Trannies|obese drug addicts]]. | ||
You WILL ride the | You WILL ride the bike. | ||
You will NOT have fun running people over with your car. | You will NOT have fun running people over with your car. | ||
You will NOT have a nice [[Lawmower man|lawn]]. | You will NOT have a nice [[Lawmower man|lawn]]. | ||
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>Why American Cities Are Broke - The Growth Ponzi Scheme | >Why American Cities Are Broke - The Growth Ponzi Scheme | ||
>We Have No Garbage Day in Amsterdam! | >We Have No Garbage Day in Amsterdam! | ||
>Why Canadians Can't Bike in the Winter (but Finnish people can) | >Why Canadians Can't Bike in the Winter (but [[Finland|Finnish]] people can) | ||
>The Houses that Can't be Built in America - The Missing Middle | >The Houses that Can't be Built in America - The Missing Middle | ||
>Amsterdam Just Got Awesomer | >Amsterdam Just Got Awesomer | ||
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== An analysis of the urbanist mindset == | == An analysis of the urbanist mindset == | ||
The thing about walkable city enthusiasts is that the problem they bring up isn't even entirely made up.<ref>Those this means these soys are right? OH MY HECKING SCIENCE, WHAT A PLOT-TWIST!!</ref> Mutt cities really are a shithole and having to drive 60+ minutes a day just to go to work is another way wagies get their [[Jews|money]] stolen. However, the urbanist does not understand that the reason people prefer to live in suburban homes is so they can get away from [[Nigger|niggers]]. Walkable european cities like they existed 100 years ago were only possible because of a lack of niggers ruining it. Therefore the only logical praxis to urbanism is to first enact [[TND]]. | The thing about walkable city enthusiasts is that the problem they bring up isn't even entirely made up.<ref>Those this means these soys are right? OH MY HECKING SCIENCE, WHAT A PLOT-TWIST!!</ref> Mutt cities really are a shithole and having to drive 60+ minutes a day just to go to work is another way wagies get their [[Jews|money]] stolen. However, the urbanist does not understand that the reason people prefer to live in suburban homes is so they can get away from [[Nigger|niggers]]. Walkable european cities like they existed 100 years ago were only possible because of a lack of niggers ruining it. Therefore the only logical praxis to urbanism is to first enact [[TND]]. | ||
== See also == | == See also == | ||
Revision as of 11:34, 4 April 2024
Walkable cities is darker than coal...
>DRIVABLE SUBURBS NOW
Urbanists are a relatively new form of "soyim" who mainly revolve around trying to push "walkable cities" as a replacement for suburban lifestyle. Their most well-known "organization" is just a a Jewtuber kown as Notjustkikes , but most of them can be found hanging around internet comment sections, larping as Europeans who are shocked at how car-centered American cities are. You WILL live in the shitty apartments. You WILL pay rent. You WILL ride the bus with obese drug addicts. You WILL ride the bike. You will NOT have fun running people over with your car. You will NOT have a nice lawn. You will NOT have privacy.
The Notjustbikes copypasta
>Stroads are Ugly, Expensive, and Dangerous (and they're everywhere)
>Why City Design is Important (and Why I Hate Houston)
>Why Dutch Bikes are Better (and why you should want one)
>Why We Won't Raise Our Kids in Suburbia
>These Stupid Trucks are Literally Killing Us
>Why American Cities Are Broke - The Growth Ponzi Scheme
>We Have No Garbage Day in Amsterdam!
>Why Canadians Can't Bike in the Winter (but Finnish people can)
>The Houses that Can't be Built in America - The Missing Middle
>Amsterdam Just Got Awesomer
>The Dumbest Excuse for Bad Cities
>Suburbs that don't Suck - Streetcar Suburbs (Riverdale, Toronto)
>Cities Aren't Loud: Cars Are Loud
>Why Swiss Trains are the Best in Europe
>The Best Country in the World for Drivers
>How Bankrupt American Cities Stay Alive - Debt
>The Lively & Liveable Neighbourhoods that are Illegal in Most of North America
>The Wrong Way to Set Speed Limits
>America Always Gets This Wrong (when building transit)
An analysis of the urbanist mindset
The thing about walkable city enthusiasts is that the problem they bring up isn't even entirely made up.[1] Mutt cities really are a shithole and having to drive 60+ minutes a day just to go to work is another way wagies get their money stolen. However, the urbanist does not understand that the reason people prefer to live in suburban homes is so they can get away from niggers. Walkable european cities like they existed 100 years ago were only possible because of a lack of niggers ruining it. Therefore the only logical praxis to urbanism is to first enact TND.
See also
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