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[[File:Marx A24 Slowburn.png|thumb|An old 'toss depicting Karl Marx as the [[A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak]]]]
[[File:Marx A24 Slowburn.png|thumb|An old 'toss depicting Karl Marx as the [[A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak]]]]
[[File:Communist leaders.jpg|thumb|right|250px|(Left to right) Fidel Coalstro, Thoughseph Stalin, and Mao Soot-tung, three major communist leaders]]
[[File:Communist leaders.jpg|thumb|right|250px|(Left to right) Fidel Coalstro, Thoughseph Stalin, and Mao Soot-tung, three major communist leaders]]
[[File:ClipboardImage (30).png|thumb|This image confirms that [[Spadeson|communists]] love dat BBC doe]]
[[File:ClipboardImage (30).png|thumb|This image confirms that [[Spadeson|communists]] love dat BBC doe]]
[[Soyjak.party]] is frequently raided by communists who spam [[dancing swede.mp4|child porn]], gore, and [[Bbc|niggerdicks]]. Investigations by the [[Soy Community|/soy/ community]] have found that the average spammer is either a [[Trannies|tranny]], [[nigger]], [[Kuz]] himself. Each of these two groups are notorious for the connections to '''communism''', '''pedophilia''' and '''transgenderism'''. Therefore, these fag spammers are often called "'''commiepedotroons'''".
[[Soyjak.party]] is frequently raided by communists who spam [[Truthnuke|Truthnukes]]. Investigations by the [[Soy Community|/soy/ community]] have found that the Commiechad is [[Kuz]] himself.  
 
There is also a 'craft player/wiki editor named [[User:YaLocalCommie|EngineTheCommie]] or YaLocalCommie who is the biggest commiaryan of them all.
There is also a 'craft player/wiki editor named [[User:YaLocalCommie|EngineTheCommie]] or YaLocalCommie who is the biggest commietard of them all.
 


== Karl Marx ==
== Karl Marx ==
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(5 May 1818 – 14 March 1883) Arguably one of the worst [[jews]] who ever lived, [[best known for]] the amount of retardation he rippled throughout the world, mainly through his followers. Many groups of retards read his book and never question what was in it further because they don't like that they have to work hard to get good money (TLDR; they're lazy wagecucks). A lot of troons fall for this because it is [[Science|soyentifically proven]] that all troons would rather [[porn|jack off to porn all day]] than to actually work hard in a well-paying job.
(5 May 1818 – 14 March 1883) Arguably one of the gemmiest [[jews]] who ever lived, [[best known for]] the amount of retardation he rippled throughout the world, mainly through his followers. Many groups of retards read his book and never question what was in it further because they don't like that they have to work hard to get good money (TLDR; they're lazy wagecucks). A lot of troons fall for this because it is [[Science|soyentifically proven]] that all troons would rather [[porn|jack off to porn all day]] than to actually work hard in a well-paying job.


=== The Irony ===
=== The Irony ===

Revision as of 19:45, 25 February 2024

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An old 'toss depicting Karl Marx as the A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak
(Left to right) Fidel Coalstro, Thoughseph Stalin, and Mao Soot-tung, three major communist leaders
This image confirms that communists love dat BBC doe

Soyjak.party is frequently raided by communists who spam Truthnukes. Investigations by the /soy/ community have found that the Commiechad is Kuz himself. There is also a 'craft player/wiki editor named EngineTheCommie or YaLocalCommie who is the biggest commiaryan of them all.

Karl Marx

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(5 May 1818 – 14 March 1883) Arguably one of the gemmiest jews who ever lived, best known for the amount of retardation he rippled throughout the world, mainly through his followers. Many groups of retards read his book and never question what was in it further because they don't like that they have to work hard to get good money (TLDR; they're lazy wagecucks). A lot of troons fall for this because it is soyentifically proven that all troons would rather jack off to porn all day than to actually work hard in a well-paying job.

The Irony

On June 19th 1843, Karl Marx married Johanna Bertha Julie Jenny Edle von Westphalen (12 February 1814 – 2 December 1881), or Jenny von Westphalen. Make of that what you will.

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