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Mocha Soytan
The Jarty uses Soytan as their mascot
The site rarely recieves more than 100 posts per day, and most of them are just people arguing over if the site should even exist
Average jarty user

Jakparty.soy, often times reffered to as the Jarty, is an imageboard created in 2022.The site is comprised of a handful of namefags[1], disavowed by their own former leader, Soot, after the end of the Second Soyvil War. Since the disavowal, they rally around a new admin and organize raids on the sharty, usually demoralization spam, vandalizing art, (formerly) wiping boards, and reporting the site and its projects to its hosts to attempt to deplatform the party. The site creates almost nothing, most of its banners, jaks, and other "creations" is simply a sharty jakker's OC with their website name slapped over it. The website is commonly known as, and used to be wordfiltered to, "dead site," as most of the posts are astroturfed and the site gets less than 200 posts on a really good day, compared to 9500 posts per day (on an average day) that soyjak.party gets.[2] Following The Second Great Purchase, and BLACKout day the jarty had an extremely high post count, due to /soy/ being down the entire day. After the end of the Kuz-era, opinions both on the community and official on the 'jarty have shifted to be more neutral and less hostile with many using it as a bunker website for when the 'sharty is down.

The sites ethic is best summed up by one of their own, who said

"Traditional soyjakking died out long ago, and it was boring to begin with, if the sharty is a rotting corpse, we're just going to play in it. Drama is what keeps things interesting. Its infinitely more fun than just posting 'jaks anyways"

Lute

It is known primarily for its admin, lute, who has been accused of spamming CP by kuz[3] as well as multiple third parties such as the Admin of Soyjak Wiki[4], and TWO of his own moderators[5]. The latter also purports that he is an extreme samefag and accounts for most of his websites activity, and also uses sockpuppets on his wiki and elsewhere. Although the credibility of these reports has been called into question multiple times and several sources have retracted their initial claims either directly or indirectly, the rumors continue to persist due to their nebulous nature.

The site consists of little else besides the aforementioned lute and his discord friends (Prizma, W7-890, Sempiel, etc..). They write about themselves in detail on their wiki. This group of namefags comprises most of the sites "culture" and accounts for half of its activity, the other half being sharty users coming to mock the aforementioned discord. The jarty often tries to bill itself as a "free speech alternative" to the sharty, however they fail to say what exactly they cant post on the sharty that they want to post there[6]. As a result, 17 out of 20 of the most replied to threads are about kuz or the sharty,[7] to the point the staff created a board JUST for discussing the party. Lute also expressed his interest in buying the sharty but was not willing to put in the money and effort and prefers to improve the jarty. He and DOLL furthermore exchanged E-Mails in the thread to work with him[8], which went nowhere after Lute's refusal to cooperate unless total control of the party be given to him.

Other raids on the sharty

The site also organizes some raids on the site, like vandalizing users art on Pixelplanet, and more subversive activity, such as lute ordering his mods to samefag on the site pretending to be multiple people to stir anti-kuz sentiment.

Other raids, such as raid snitching and frogposter demoralization campaigns are commonly orchestrated by the 'jarty.

Wiki

The site has its own wiki, with most of their pages copied from Soyjak Wiki, because these incels are incapable of creating anything of value and their entire site is based on leeching off soyjak.party gems. Its userbase is comprised entirely of spambots and copied articles from this wiki.

It was shut down after Prizma lost interest in 'jakking but revived when Lute took over the project.

They have been printing out OC on their wiki, with Lute saying: "I am so proud of my sisters for making an independent wiki, free from censorship. Tomorrow we will dilate on Discord VC to celebrate"

Jakraft

The site also had its own Minecraft server, which ran on 1.16.4. There were an average of 0 players online at any given time. Allegedly, soyjak.party's server Kuz's waiting room, was created in response to Jakraft's creation. Was also shut down after Prizma lost interest in 'jakking.[9][10] Was later revived to be a modded server titled "Jakraft2" which is also similarly DOA.

2023 article update

The site has been gaining disaffected soyteens from the 'party that are dissatisfied with the various rule changes, namefagging, change in focus of the party, and other topics and serves as a collective outlet for various forms of anger at the party and where it has gone. Most threads are necrobumped from the last year or complaints about bans and the current administration of the party. Users who complain about the sharty are welcomed with open arms, but criticism of the jarty is entirely rejected by both the users and the staff. After all, the various problems with jschan, over-enforcement of moderation, selective doxxing being approved while others are rejected, and the rejection of "mod-worship" is seen as grievances from sharty users as opposed to problems that afflicts both communities in equal measure, albeit with vichan instead of jschan for the party and etc. There were many promises made about the site becoming the new home of 'jakking after the "Soypocalypse", but following through on those promises has been difficult for the administration as it seems there is little clear direction or changes made to the site other than stickies or advertising being done when the sharty is down for example. Time will tell if the jarty evolves its own identity separate from soyjak.party.

Truth

The year is 2045. the JARTY lives under KUZIST RULE. All jartycuck males are sissified. Jartycuck girls live to serve KUZIST KINGS in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to the dead sites KUZ-OWNED FUTURE.

Lutey remembers life before the revolution – before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of NEW /SOY/, where he hides his beautiful blonde step-sister, Prizzy, from the clutches of the brutal KOLYMA army.

As musclebound KOLYMA soldiers prowl the countryside searching for fertile jarty women, Lute will stop at nothing to protect sweet Prizzy's purity. With his dark hair, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, Lute gives his tender jartycuck body to a gang of pitiless KOLYMA soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Lute prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears... and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.

Acclaimed author and pro domme sissy fetishist Sanya Petrov presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. Her powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one interracial man-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The KOLYMA KINGS have their way with Lute's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.

Experience the true power of THE KOLYMA NETWORK in black jackboots. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of THE KOLYMA FUTURE, the first book in Petrov's brand new series... god I wish that was me

People

The Jarty is home to a colorful assortment of faggots, with the most prominent being banished souls from the sharty, who all watch gay child porn, or more accurately, transgender child porn. Here are some of them:

DFNLee - Some nigger who spergs out over descriptive filenames. There are more than one but this guy is pretty vocal, you'll know him when you see him. Might be the same person as below.

Troonjak Nate Poster - He gets mad about everyone and everything, randomly accusing people of being a 'shartytroon.' If you get him mad enough he'll record himself screaming at you in such a manner that you would think he was Lee Goldson and just posted cheese.

That one Sashley poster - Some annoying nigger that thought the allegiances of some jarteens to furniggers wasn't ironic. Recently, the top minds of jarty have claimed that there are two, with one being some cordtroon and another being from 4chin /b/.

W7-980 - a former sharty namefag from the Philippines who got banned, I think. He now sometimes posts there under his name.

Citations

  1. literally all the non-drama activity is just 5-6 discordtroons circlejerking themselves and writing about themselves on their wiki
  2. Soyjak.party's numbers come from https://getwatcher.net while Jakparty's numbers come from its homepage.
  3. "Beggining earlier this month, the admin of a imageboard website, a copy of this one (who goes by the username "lute") has repeatedly spammed child porn on this site and then reported it to our registrar and the police to get it taken down" - Kuz, /suggest/[1]
  4. I do suspect this to be true. Angeleno (talk) 01:37, 12 November 2022 (MST) (I'm trans btw)
  5. https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1389571
  6. Kuz legalized Eduardo posting in 2022
  7. https://jakparty.soy/soy/catalog.html
  8. https://web.archive.org/web/20230720193718/https://jakparty.soy/meta/thread/7935.html
  9. Archived in full: https://web.archive.org/web/20230523081157/http://files.soyjak.wiki/Jakraft.zip
  10. Archive from the first week: https://files.soyjak.wiki/JakraftEarly.zip
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