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'''Nicholas Perry''' (born May 19, 1992), better known by his online aliases '''Nikocado Avocado''', '''<nowiki/>'Cado''', or '''POST IT''', is a [[Russo-Ukrainian War|Ukrainian]]-born [[Fattyposting|American]] Internet celebrity best known for [[Coin Slot|his asshole.]] | '''Nicholas Perry''' (born May 19, 1992), better known by his online aliases '''Nikocado Avocado''', '''<nowiki/>'Cado''', or '''POST IT''', is a [[Russo-Ukrainian War|Ukrainian]]-born [[Fattyposting|American]] Internet celebrity best known for [[Coin Slot|his asshole.]] | ||
==Appearance in Soyjak Culture== | ==Appearance in Soyjak Culture== | ||
Nikocado Avocado features as his own [[soyjak]] variant; variant:cadojak on the [[OnionsBooru|booru]]. Since this variant contains [[Sidson|unnessecary detail,]] isn't [[Guinness World Record Soyjak|unusually exaggerated,]] and doesn't have much use case outside of | Nikocado Avocado features as his own [[soyjak]] variant; variant:cadojak on the [[OnionsBooru|booru]]. Since this variant contains [[Sidson|unnessecary detail,]] isn't [[Guinness World Record Soyjak|unusually exaggerated,]] and doesn't have [[:File:SoyWojak.png|much use case outside of nikocadoing,]] it is indisputably [[Coal|coal.]] Nikocado is also well known in soy memes for his distinctive tracing of his coinslot.<ref>https://www.booru.soy/post/list/coinslot%20nikocado_avocado/1</ref> He has also featured on the more [[Soyjak.party|party-esque]] [[Wholesome Soyjak|wholesome]] side, as a popular variant involves a [[Dancing swede.mp4|young-looking]] [[Impish Soyak Ears|swedejak]] with his iconic hair, wearing a Nikocado Avocado itsjustwaterweight.com "Emotions" Red T-Shirt, XS. Dropping a 'cado on the 'log is a popular pasttime in the [[/qa/]]-cado diaspora, [https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/pBXof0TlE4bJF7TUxwrgKw/ the most famous 'cado being the one where he bust somse sweet soves (soy moves).] | ||
==Anal Leakage== | ==Anal Leakage== | ||
[[File:Fire noodle sauce poopy.png|thumb|351x351px|Fig 1. Fire Noodle Sauce]]Nikocado Avocado has been documented to leak poop out of his anus | [[File:Fire noodle sauce poopy.png|thumb|351x351px|Fig 1. Fire Noodle Sauce]]Nikocado Avocado has been documented to leak poop out of his anus, due to the copious amount of [[Tranny|gay]] [[sex]] he has. | ||
==="Fire Noodle Sauce Poopy" Incident=== | ==="Fire Noodle Sauce Poopy" Incident=== | ||
Sometime in September 2020, Nikocado posted this to his [[Twitter|twitter:]] | Sometime in September 2020, Nikocado posted this to his [[Twitter|twitter:]] | ||
I leaked [[Poop 2|Fire Noodle sauce poopy]] on the Dentist's chair. My ass stings and the room smells. I'm hiding in the bathroom. I'm mortified. | I leaked [[Poop 2|Fire Noodle sauce poopy]] on the Dentist's chair. My ass stings and the room smells. I'm hiding in the bathroom. I'm mortified. | ||
The tweet has since been deleted. Nikocado was later interviewed over the incident on November 23, [[Fourth Industrial Revolution|2026]] to discuss the events leading up to his fecal incontinence. During the interview, he repeatedly broke into tears, claiming that he was "mortified" from the incident. He was then uncooperative, refusing to speak in detail of anything, including his ass leaking.<ref>https://qu.ax/OzDq.jpg</ref> No known footage of the interview has ever been recovered. Nikocado Avocado would later die on October 5, 2026 due to cardiac arrest. His Popeyes order was never found. No autopsy was done, despite his family requesting one, <ref>https://qu.ax/UUDv.jpg</ref> | The tweet has since been deleted. Nikocado was later [[Turkey tom|interviewed]] over the incident on November 23, [[Fourth Industrial Revolution|2026]] to discuss the events leading up to his fecal incontinence. [[Operation Clean Stable|During the interview, he repeatedly broke into tears, claiming that he was "mortified" from the incident. He was then uncooperative, refusing to speak in detail of anything, including his ass leaking.]]<ref>https://qu.ax/OzDq.jpg</ref> No known footage of the interview has ever been recovered. Nikocado Avocado would later die on October 5, 2026 due to cardiac arrest. His Popeyes order was never found. No autopsy was done, despite his family requesting one, <ref>https://qu.ax/UUDv.jpg</ref> | ||
==="Boyfriends Dick" Incident=== | ==="Boyfriends Dick" Incident=== | ||
Nikocado posted this to his his Instagram on an unknown date: | Nikocado posted this to his his Instagram on an unknown date: | ||
I JUST FUCKING POOPED ON MY NEW BOYFRIENDS DICK!!!! IT WAS TOO BIG THAT IT MADE MUKBANG FOOD COME OUT.....Should I tell y'all the story in tonight's video and do you wanna see the poop? I haven't cleaned it yet cuz I get out of breath. | I JUST FUCKING POOPED ON MY NEW BOYFRIENDS DICK!!!! IT WAS TOO BIG THAT IT MADE MUKBANG FOOD COME OUT.....Should I tell y'all the story in tonight's video and do you wanna see the poop? I haven't cleaned it yet cuz I get out of breath. | ||
[[File:Nikocado Avocado Poops on his New Boyfriend's Dick.jpg|thumb|360x360px|Fig 2. Nikocado Avocado pooping all over his new boyfriend's dick.]]While innocuous at the time, his post to Instagram was indicative of not only his growing depravity, but also his [[Cobson|escalating genius.]] Historians suggest it may have been a greater work than the Bible. An in-depth analysis is required to truly understand the enigma of his post. | [[File:Nikocado Avocado Poops on his New Boyfriend's Dick.jpg|thumb|360x360px|Fig 2. Nikocado Avocado pooping all over his new boyfriend's dick.]]While innocuous at the time, his post to Instagram was indicative of not only his growing depravity, but also his [[Cobson|escalating genius.]] Historians suggest it may have been a greater work than the [[Science|Bible.]] An in-depth analysis is required to truly understand the enigma of his post. | ||
'''>I JUST FUCKING POOPED'''<blockquote>We start his post with a vividly illustrated scene of Cado's conundrum. Nikocado Avocado's pure anguish is expressed in just 4 powerful words, putting poets like Shakespeare to shame. All that time. All those mukbangs. All that sex with Orlin. His whole life led up to this one moment; shitting on his new boyfriends dick. He is fully aware that his asshole is ruined. This is the fate he chose. There is no turning back.</blockquote>'''>ON MY NEW BOYFRIENDS DICK!!!!'''<blockquote>The most important thing to realize about this quote is that it presupposes that the reader is familiar with the fact that Nikocado Avocado has a boyfriend, and an unstable relationship with him at that. In Nikocado Avocado's award-winning videos, the duo constantly fight, break up, and get back together. It was only soon that Nikocado would cheat on him for a better man.</blockquote>'''>IT WAS TOO BIG THAT IT MADE MUKBANG FOOD COME OUT.....'''<blockquote>The dynamic between Nikocado and Orlin is further explored. [[Chudjak|Orlins]] dick is indirectly characterized as small, setting the prerequisite for Nikocado [[BBC therapy|looking for a new boyfriend.]] In a Sophocles-esque twist, [[Buck Breaking|the dick is too large]] for Nikocado. He cannot take it anymore, and it tears open his anus. This would later go on to foreshadow his later shitscapades and eventually, his own demise.</blockquote>'''>Should I tell y'all the story in tonight's video and do you wanna see the poop?'''<blockquote>Nikocado, seeking greater financial opportunities, wishes to monetize his own shit like a true [[Jews|businessman.]] Even with an estimated net worth of $4 Million, [[Kuz|he ultimately desires more,]] revealing his gluttony in more aspects than one. He asks the viewers if they want to see the poop. This is actually a bold and highly-advanced incorporation of [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_art#Fan_.28dis.29service Fan Service,] as since many Nikocado viewers have a feeder fetish, it is likely they also have a ''Fire Noodle'' fetish.</blockquote>'''>I haven't cleaned it yet cuz I get out of breath.'''<blockquote>One of the hallmark symptoms of heart failure includes shortness of breath and fatigue. The rot has already set in. His anorectal health would soon deteriorate further. There would be no end to the ass stinging. It will soon be over for him.</blockquote> | '''>I JUST FUCKING POOPED'''<blockquote>We start his post with a vividly illustrated scene of Cado's conundrum. Nikocado Avocado's pure anguish is expressed in just 4 powerful words, putting poets like Shakespeare to shame. All that time. All those mukbangs. All that sex with Orlin. His whole life led up to this one moment; shitting on his new boyfriends dick. He is fully aware that his asshole is ruined. This is the fate he chose. There is no turning back.</blockquote>'''>ON MY NEW BOYFRIENDS DICK!!!!'''<blockquote>The most important thing to realize about this quote is that it presupposes that the reader is familiar with the fact that Nikocado Avocado has a boyfriend, and an unstable relationship with him at that. In Nikocado Avocado's award-winning videos, the duo constantly fight, break up, and get back together. It was only soon that Nikocado [[Black people|would cheat on him for a better man.]]</blockquote>'''>IT WAS TOO BIG THAT IT MADE MUKBANG FOOD COME OUT.....'''<blockquote>The dynamic between Nikocado and Orlin is further explored. [[Chudjak|Orlins]] dick is indirectly characterized as small, setting the prerequisite for Nikocado [[BBC therapy|looking for a new boyfriend.]] In a Sophocles-esque twist, [[Buck Breaking|the dick is too large]] for Nikocado. He cannot take it anymore, and it tears open his anus. This would later go on to foreshadow his later shitscapades and eventually, his own demise.</blockquote>'''>Should I tell y'all the story in tonight's video and do you wanna see the poop?'''<blockquote>Nikocado, seeking greater financial opportunities, wishes to monetize his own shit like a true [[Jews|businessman.]] Even with an estimated net worth of $4 Million, [[Kuz|he ultimately desires more,]] revealing his gluttony in more aspects than one. He asks the viewers if they want to see the poop. This is actually a bold and highly-advanced incorporation of [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_art#Fan_.28dis.29service Fan Service,] as since many Nikocado viewers have a feeder fetish, it is likely they also have a [[Sexual attraction towards soyjak|''Fire Noodle'' fetish.]]</blockquote>'''>I haven't cleaned it yet cuz I get out of breath.'''<blockquote>One of the hallmark symptoms of heart failure includes shortness of breath and fatigue. The rot has already set in. His anorectal health would soon deteriorate further. There would be no end to the ass stinging. It will soon be over for him.</blockquote> | ||
==="Soiled Bedsheets" Incident=== | ==="Soiled Bedsheets" Incident=== | ||
On November 5, 2020, [https://files.catbox.moe/y4uvsg.mp4 Nikocado Avocado soiled his bedsheets because of the aforementioned fecal incontinence issues.] He would then go on to make a legendary mukbang where he destroys 8 Taco Bell tacos, including one Doritos locos, some Cinnabon Delights, 7 Fire Sauce packets, 2 dozen tortilla chips, 4 burritos, 1 cheese dip, and one ''"Xbox Series X"'' soda.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6x0ROz_vqM</ref> | On November 5, 2020, [https://files.catbox.moe/y4uvsg.mp4 Nikocado Avocado soiled his bedsheets because of the aforementioned fecal incontinence issues.] He would then go on to make a legendary mukbang where he destroys 8 [[Bugs|Taco Bell tacos,]] including one Doritos locos, some Cinnabon Delights, 7 Fire Sauce packets, 2 dozen tortilla chips, 4 burritos, 1 cheese dip, and one ''"Xbox Series X"'' soda.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6x0ROz_vqM</ref> | ||
==Relation to Lee Goldson== | ==Relation to Lee Goldson== | ||
Nikocado is well known for loving cheese. It may even be his favorite food. [[Don Turtelli]] is well known for loving cheese. He is addicted to smelling cheesy tracer feet, to the distress of [[Barneyfag (Lee Goldson)|a certain thread misser.]] | Nikocado is well known for loving cheese. It may even be his favorite [[Food|food.]] [[Don Turtelli]] is well known for loving cheese. He is addicted to smelling cheesy tracer feet, to the distress of [[Barneyfag (Lee Goldson)|a certain thread misser.]] | ||
Nikocado is the bane of [[Janny|jannies,]] being both a DMCA violation of Nikocado Avocado's Onlyfans and [[/tv/|dangerously offtopic]] NSFW at times. Don Turtelli is the bane of jannies, as his visage has the power to derail entire threads through the power of [[Barneyfag (Lee Goldson)#4chan|cheesy angst]] from the cheesinator himself, as well as being a chronic GR15 breaker. | Nikocado is the bane of [[Janny|jannies,]] being both a DMCA violation of Nikocado Avocado's [[BBC war|Onlyfans]] and [[/tv/|dangerously offtopic]] NSFW at times. Don Turtelli is the bane of jannies, as his visage has the power to derail entire threads through the power of [[Barneyfag (Lee Goldson)#4chan|cheesy angst]] from the cheesinator himself, as well as being a chronic GR15 breaker. | ||
They are both alike. But they are not the same. | They are both alike. But they are not the same. | ||
Revision as of 07:43, 25 May 2022
Nicholas Perry (born May 19, 1992), better known by his online aliases Nikocado Avocado, 'Cado, or POST IT, is a Ukrainian-born American Internet celebrity best known for his asshole.
Appearance in Soyjak Culture
Nikocado Avocado features as his own soyjak variant; variant:cadojak on the booru. Since this variant contains unnessecary detail, isn't unusually exaggerated, and doesn't have much use case outside of nikocadoing, it is indisputably coal. Nikocado is also well known in soy memes for his distinctive tracing of his coinslot.[1] He has also featured on the more party-esque wholesome side, as a popular variant involves a young-looking swedejak with his iconic hair, wearing a Nikocado Avocado itsjustwaterweight.com "Emotions" Red T-Shirt, XS. Dropping a 'cado on the 'log is a popular pasttime in the /qa/-cado diaspora, the most famous 'cado being the one where he bust somse sweet soves (soy moves).
Anal Leakage
Nikocado Avocado has been documented to leak poop out of his anus, due to the copious amount of gay sex he has.
"Fire Noodle Sauce Poopy" Incident
Sometime in September 2020, Nikocado posted this to his twitter:
I leaked Fire Noodle sauce poopy on the Dentist's chair. My ass stings and the room smells. I'm hiding in the bathroom. I'm mortified.
The tweet has since been deleted. Nikocado was later interviewed over the incident on November 23, 2026 to discuss the events leading up to his fecal incontinence. During the interview, he repeatedly broke into tears, claiming that he was "mortified" from the incident. He was then uncooperative, refusing to speak in detail of anything, including his ass leaking.[2] No known footage of the interview has ever been recovered. Nikocado Avocado would later die on October 5, 2026 due to cardiac arrest. His Popeyes order was never found. No autopsy was done, despite his family requesting one, [3]
"Boyfriends Dick" Incident
Nikocado posted this to his his Instagram on an unknown date:
I JUST FUCKING POOPED ON MY NEW BOYFRIENDS DICK!!!! IT WAS TOO BIG THAT IT MADE MUKBANG FOOD COME OUT.....Should I tell y'all the story in tonight's video and do you wanna see the poop? I haven't cleaned it yet cuz I get out of breath.
While innocuous at the time, his post to Instagram was indicative of not only his growing depravity, but also his escalating genius. Historians suggest it may have been a greater work than the Bible. An in-depth analysis is required to truly understand the enigma of his post.
>I JUST FUCKING POOPED
We start his post with a vividly illustrated scene of Cado's conundrum. Nikocado Avocado's pure anguish is expressed in just 4 powerful words, putting poets like Shakespeare to shame. All that time. All those mukbangs. All that sex with Orlin. His whole life led up to this one moment; shitting on his new boyfriends dick. He is fully aware that his asshole is ruined. This is the fate he chose. There is no turning back.
>ON MY NEW BOYFRIENDS DICK!!!!
The most important thing to realize about this quote is that it presupposes that the reader is familiar with the fact that Nikocado Avocado has a boyfriend, and an unstable relationship with him at that. In Nikocado Avocado's award-winning videos, the duo constantly fight, break up, and get back together. It was only soon that Nikocado would cheat on him for a better man.
>IT WAS TOO BIG THAT IT MADE MUKBANG FOOD COME OUT.....
The dynamic between Nikocado and Orlin is further explored. Orlins dick is indirectly characterized as small, setting the prerequisite for Nikocado looking for a new boyfriend. In a Sophocles-esque twist, the dick is too large for Nikocado. He cannot take it anymore, and it tears open his anus. This would later go on to foreshadow his later shitscapades and eventually, his own demise.
>Should I tell y'all the story in tonight's video and do you wanna see the poop?
Nikocado, seeking greater financial opportunities, wishes to monetize his own shit like a true businessman. Even with an estimated net worth of $4 Million, he ultimately desires more, revealing his gluttony in more aspects than one. He asks the viewers if they want to see the poop. This is actually a bold and highly-advanced incorporation of Fan Service, as since many Nikocado viewers have a feeder fetish, it is likely they also have a Fire Noodle fetish.
>I haven't cleaned it yet cuz I get out of breath.
One of the hallmark symptoms of heart failure includes shortness of breath and fatigue. The rot has already set in. His anorectal health would soon deteriorate further. There would be no end to the ass stinging. It will soon be over for him.
"Soiled Bedsheets" Incident
On November 5, 2020, Nikocado Avocado soiled his bedsheets because of the aforementioned fecal incontinence issues. He would then go on to make a legendary mukbang where he destroys 8 Taco Bell tacos, including one Doritos locos, some Cinnabon Delights, 7 Fire Sauce packets, 2 dozen tortilla chips, 4 burritos, 1 cheese dip, and one "Xbox Series X" soda.[4]
Relation to Lee Goldson
Nikocado is well known for loving cheese. It may even be his favorite food. Don Turtelli is well known for loving cheese. He is addicted to smelling cheesy tracer feet, to the distress of a certain thread misser.
Nikocado is the bane of jannies, being both a DMCA violation of Nikocado Avocado's Onlyfans and dangerously offtopic NSFW at times. Don Turtelli is the bane of jannies, as his visage has the power to derail entire threads through the power of cheesy angst from the cheesinator himself, as well as being a chronic GR15 breaker.
They are both alike. But they are not the same.
