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== As an art form ==
== As an art form ==
Although the concept of soyjakkery is requently dismissed as strawmen arguments by the normalfag (NON NEETS) masses and criticized by the [[trannies]], 'jakking and it's culture has been acknowledged by some [[Chudjak|chads]] and other spectators as a form of subversive commentary on modern human nature, as well as expressionist and sometimes (as the [[CIA]] will term it) surrealist art - in particular regard to its following and wide variety of [[Soyical Arts|images and their literary contexts produced as result. THEREFORE, i would like to add Recently, I’ve been wondering if I might be a gay. It all started a week ago. I was sitting on the toilet, pooping, when all of a sudden, a big shit turd comes out of my ass. It was huge. Big big. It’s so fucking big, I gotta look down into the toilet to check for blood. No blood, but the turd is fucking massive. I notice something strange about it. The end of the turd, sticking out of the water, looks like a dick head. A penis head. Needless to say, I was concerned. How could this be? I picked it up from the water, and put it back up my ass. To my surprise, it felt good. I then shit it back into the water. Splash. I then repeated this a few more times, moaning out “Oscar Winning actor Anthony Hopkins” each time. I am not sure if I am now gay. My boyfriend says it’s completely normal, but he’s gay, so I can’t trust him.]]
Although the concept of soyjakkery is requently dismissed as strawmen arguments by the normalfag masses and criticized by the [[trannies]], 'jakking and it's culture has been acknowledged by some [[Chudjak|chads]] and other spectators as a form of subversive commentary on modern human nature, as well as expressionist and sometimes (as the [[CIA]] will term it) surrealist art - in particular regard to its following and wide variety of [[Soyical Arts|images and their literary contexts produced as result.  


== See also ==
== See also ==

Revision as of 23:09, 17 May 2022

Soyjak in high definition.

Soyjak, also known as Soyak, (in Swedish) Soyjack (common misspelling), Sojak, Soijak (to avoid the soy filter on 4chan) Basedjak, (how "Soyjak" appears on 4chan due to the soy filter) Onionsjak, Keyedjak, Soyboy Wojak or simply 'Jak is a high quality, well drawn edit of the classic Wojak meme as a Soy Boy. His characteristic features are his glasses, scraggly beard, and usually wide open mouth. The wide-mouthed expression he often has is known as the "Soylent Grin", and usually indicates that he is happy.

Early life

Soyjak was born in San Francisco, California, in a polyamorous omnisexual household. Throughout his life, he always happily took whatever meds he was prescribed by Dr. Soyberg. He was fed processed, microwaved and frozen food with poor nutrition as a child, which is the reason he has fucked up hormones and is 5'1 (155 cm) in height today.

He still resides in California today, married to his wife, Megan - but only for the satisfaction of being able to watch his good friend, Tyrone Shaquan-Demichels fuck her 24/7. Together they had a mixed-race child named Malik Shaquan-Demichels whom Soyjak raises like a son of his own

Likes

Dislikes

  • 4channel
  • Chuds
  • Bloodmouths
  • Homemade meals
  • Rural people (except asian soy farmers)
  • Shaving
  • Transphobia
  • Toxic masculinity
  • People with negative Reddit karma
  • Jumpscares
  • Capitalist evil, despite his worship of large enterainment corporations
  • Science deniers
  • Science questioners
  • Whatever the image poster likes

First known appearance

Main article: Origin of soyjak

Soyjak in his most well-known form, the "classic soyjak variant", was first posted to /int/ by a Swede on December 30th, 2017.[1] (swedish win btw)

The "original" soyjak image.

On September 1 2021, Soyjak historians on /qa/ unearthed bombshell evidence that called into question everything we know about the origin of Soyjak by discovering possible "first jak" candidates which pre-dated the timescale for the previously-accepted "Out of Swedish Win" theory.[2]

As of 2022, research into this topic is still ongoing.

Other Soyjak variants

As an art form

Although the concept of soyjakkery is requently dismissed as strawmen arguments by the normalfag masses and criticized by the trannies, 'jakking and it's culture has been acknowledged by some chads and other spectators as a form of subversive commentary on modern human nature, as well as expressionist and sometimes (as the CIA will term it) surrealist art - in particular regard to its following and wide variety of [[Soyical Arts|images and their literary contexts produced as result.

See also

Citations