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Soyjak.blog
XenForo forum
Founded	February 29th, 2024; 0 years ago
Creator	Broot
Owner	Broot
Total Posts	70+
Homepage	https://soyjak.blog

Average Soyjak.blog user

>NO FRICKIN WAY THIS IS JUST LIKE MUH HECKIN OLDFAG SOMETHING AWFUL FORUM FROM THE EARLY 2000S SO MUCH WIN ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US DESUDESUDESUDESU

Soyjak.blog, or the Schlog, is a blog site made on February 29th '24 by Broot (It's like froot but with a b for blogging, get it? This is really funny and original).

He made it as an alternative to blogposting on /soy/ or /plier/, but WILL quickly become the sharty's alternative to the 'farms, as well as the sharty's dedicated q/a forum.

There is also a thread for discussing this wiki.

Regarding the Orthodoxy of the site

Almost as soon as the site launched, some ill-intended and defamatory 'teens claimed the Schlog to be just another Splinter to add on the ever-growing list of heterodox or straight up heretical sites to the One True Site.

However, the site has and will continue to recognize the authority of the Sharty's See, currently occupied by Froot and through apostolic succession handed down by Soot, and of the Soyumvirate under it's commands. The Schlog will remain under the authority of the Sharty's admin, And in communion with the rest of Soydom. Hence, the Shlog is NOT a Splinter, rather a proposition of extension similar to that of the wiki or the booru.

Broot, on the day of the site's creation, emailed Doll about it, and in exchange, Doll accepted to visit the site and make an account. Doll then affirmed that he would personally use it for his q/a and also agreed to help out, on the condition that it continues to run properly and doesn't die out.

Organisation of the Site

Boards

The site, very much like the Sharty itself, is divided into multiple themed boards, where users can create threads and discuss. There are currently three categories of boards :

Meta

Combosed of currently a single board, /q/, it serves as a board for propositions and problem solving of the site.

The Schlog

There are currently 4 boards in this category :

• /you/, supposed to be the site's IAS parallel to /soy/
• /qa/, the site's NAS board.
• /AMA/, for q/as
• /jrn/, a board for 'teens to post journals about their endeavors or activities

The Club

There are currently 4 boards in this category :

• /art/, for soyjak creation and discussion
• /mtv/, a plain copy of the Sharty's /mtv'
• /pol/, doomed from creation to become /coal/
• /fit/, for swolesome 'teens

Accounts

Since the Schlog is a Blog, creating an account and namefagging will be the norm. The real advantage of having such a site is that it allows for much better communication from admins' to other to a wider audience without having to pass by an unrelated site such as the 'farms.

As of right now, email confirmation is broken, so no accounts have been confirmed yet. Some 'teens are rightly scared of the whole ordeal being just a datamining operation, but trust is starting to settle in. Overall, a lot of work still needs to be done on the site for it to function properly, and the moderation and administration team is still small and mostly unexperienced.

Notable Users

• Angeleno - Admin on the schlog.
• Broot - The owner and head admin of the schlog.
• Doll - Admin on the schlog and the sharty.
• Konata - Created the most notable blog on /jrn/ and lover of anime.
• lifesucksthenyoudie
• irl_colorjak - Fatass
• Markiplier - Not the acutal Markiplier.
• Nihilma - Moderator on the schlog.
• TeeRanney - Self proclaimed first trans woman on the schlog, although this claim is dubious.
• Woah Jak - Janny on the schlog.
• (you)

Rules

As of March 3rd, the Schlog as 8 rules :

• Rule 1: You WILL NOT post Gore or NSFW.
• Rule 2: You WILL NOT post any illegal material.
• Rule 3: You WILL NOT advertise discord servers, imageboards, crypto, etc
• Rule 4: You WILL NOT spam
• Rule 5: You WILL adhere to the general topic or theme of the board you are posting on.Posts that do not pertain to the topic or theme of the board WILL be moved or removed.
• Rule 6: You WILL use /qa/ to discuss e-celebs.
• Rule 7: You WILL NOT make multiple accounts or abuse the guest feature to samefag
• Rule 8: You WILL NOT accuse this site of being a splinter as it's apart of the soysphere and isn't an imageboard.

History

Approximately one hour after the site's creation, feralteen joined and immediatly got banned, thus receiving the first user banned on a sharty's extension award.

On March 3rd, Doll opened his first q/a thread.

The same day, 'Leno added the [blog] button to the sharty's top bar.

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