Board Clash

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Board Clash: Sharty Edition
Competition
Founded	November 4th, 2023

Board Clash: Sharty Edition aka The Sharty Cup is a spine-tingling, bone-chilling, genre-redefining, A24-inspired PES virtual divegrass competition between boards and cliques on the Sharty. It will be hosted by Froot on 7 December, 2023^{[it just is, ok?]}. As of November 9th, 2023, Board Clash has its own board which can be accessed here.

Teams

There are a total of 32 teams competing in the Board Clash. Most of these teams are representative of a board on the site, although two of them represent the 'ki and booru, while one is dedicated to the now defunct KolymaNET.

Contact Froot or Poomageddon to become manager and add signature (~~~~) next to your team

Team	Description	Manager	Anthem	Cheers	Goalhorn	Victory Song
/soy/	obviously	None		TBA	TBA	TBA
/q/	selfish little fucks	None	TBA	TBA	TBA
/blox/	gem	None		TBA	TBA	TBA
/zellig/	Ongezellig	roll	TBA	TBA	TBA	TBA
/r/	requests	None	TBA	TBA	TBA	TBA
/ef/	esoteric fascism	None		TBA	TBA	TBA
/a/	tranime	None		TBA	TBA
/caca/	baby	None	Baby Kata - Pee Pee Poo Poo	TBA	TBA	PlayMusic Br - Gummy Bear (Remix)
/kolyma/	kolyma network	None	Testing to see if i can edit
/cado/	coin slot	None	TBA	TBA	TBA	Nikocado Avocado - Warrior Violin Cover
/bait/	bait	None	TBA	TBA	TBA	TBA
/int/	international	None	TBA	TBA	TBA
/x/	meds	None	TBA	TBA	TBA	TBA
/nate/	coal	None		TBA	TBA	TBA
/tct/	the current thing	None		TBA	TBA	Shmuel Cohen - Hatikvah
/craft/	Minecraft	None	TBA	TBA	TBA	TBA
/fnac/	five nights at cobson's	None	The Living Gemstone - Five Nights at Cobson's 1 Song	TBA	TBA
/incel/	'farms	None	TBA	TBA	TBA	TBA
/sci/	soyence	None		TBA
/plier/	markiplier	None	TBA	TBA	TBA	TBA
/mtv/	music, tv, vidya	wellmeaningjakker		TBA	TBA	TBA
/raid/	raid	None		TBA	TBA	TBA
/qa/	NAS	None		TBA	TBA	TBA
/sneed/	Sneed's Feed and Seed	None	- Baby Sneed Let It Sneed	TBA	TBA	TBA
/pol/	Politics	None		TBA	TBA
/ohio/	Ohio	None	CG5 - Only in Ohio	TBA	TBA
/an/	Animals & Nature	None	TBA	TBA	TBA	TBA
/dawla/	dawla	None		TBA	File:National Anthem of Palestine (Vocal).ogg	TBA
/wiki/	'ki	koosykoos	TBA	TBA	TBA	TBA
/booru/	'ru	None	TBA	TBA	TBA	TBA
/nigger/	nigger	None		TBA	Juice WRLD - Wishing Well	TBA
/froot/	FRQQT	None	TBA	TBA	TBA	TBA

Kits

Main article: Board Clash/Kits

Rosters

Main article: Board Clash/Rosters

Positions for you ameriDEITIES

A typical divegrass positions

• CF - Center Forward
• LWF - Left Wing Forward
• RWF - Right Wing Forward
• SS - Second Striker
• CMF - Center Midfielder
• LMF - Left Midfielder
• RMF - Right Midfielder
• AMF - Attacking Midfielder
• DMF - Defensive Midfielder
• CB - Center Back
• LB - Left Back
• RB - Right Back
• GK - Goalkeeper

Trivia

• The contest will be officially broadcast in English, 'oy 'peak, Dutch, German, Russian, Arabic, Japanese, ᚨᚷᚨᚱᚦᚨᚾ ᛖᚢᚱᛟ-ᚨᚱᛁᚨᚾ, abababababababbaabbaba, fuggin ebonics muhfugga, and NAHHHHHH BLUD REALLY BE SPEAKING GYATTENIESE LIKE DON POLLO CENAT-GOODMAN IN OHIO BRUHH 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Links

• Cup song theme NVTS remix: https://youtube.com/watch?v=ax99NzI8CkE
• implyingrigged.info - where this board clash idea came from. Use that wiki for further information

See also

• Shit Nobody Cares About