Board Clash

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Board Clash: Sharty Edition
Competition
Founded	November 4th, 2023

Board Clash: Sharty Edition aka The Sharty Cup is a spine-tingling, bone-chilling, genre-redefining, A24-inspired PES virtual divegrass competition between boards and cliques on the Sharty. It will be hosted by Froot on 5 December, 2023^{[it just is, ok?]}. As of November 9th, 2023, Board Clash has its own board which can be accessed here.

Teams

There are a total of 32 teams competing in the Board Clash. Most of these teams are representative of a board on the site, although two of them represent the 'ki and booru, while one is dedicated to the now defunct KolymaNET.

Contact Froot or Poomageddon to become manager and add signature (~~~~) next to your team

Team	Description	Manager	Anthem	Cheers	Goalhorn	Victory Song
/soy/	obviously	None			David Thoughie - Cobman	lil 'jakkin ft. svenska beat - Home Board (prod. by TK47)
/q/	selfish little fucks	None	TBA	TBA	TBA
/blox/	gem	None
/zellig/	Ongezellig	roll		TBA		TBA
/r/	requests	None	TBA		TBA
/ef/	esoteric fascism	None				TBA
/a/	tranime	None		TBA	TBA
/caca/	baby	None
/kolyma/	kolyma network	None
/cado/	coin slot	None			TBA
/bait/	bait	None	TBA	TBA	TBA	TBA
/int/	international	None			TBA
/x/	meds	None	Sanctum Audio Productions - TempleOS Hymn Risen Remix		TBA	Carameii - The Perfect Girl Epic Orchestral Cover
/nate/	coal	None			TBA	TBA
/tct/	the current thing	None		TBA	TBA
/craft/	Minecraft	None
/fnac/	five nights at cobson's	None
/incel/	'farms	None				TBA
/sci/	soyence	None
/plier/	markiplier	None
/mtv/	music, tv, vidya	wellmeaningjakker			TBA	TBA
/raid/	raid	None		TBA	TBA	TBA
/qa/	NAS	None		TBA		TBA
/sneed/	Sneed's Feed and Seed	None				TBA
/pol/	Politics	None
/ohio/	Ohio	None	CG5 - Only in Ohio		Lil B - Swag like Ohio
/an/	Animals & Nature	None	TBA	TBA	TBA	TBA
/dawla/	dawla	None			File:National Anthem of Palestine (Vocal).ogg	TBA
/wiki/	'ki	koosykoos	TBA	TBA	TBA	TBA
/booru/	'ru	None	TBA	TBA	TBA	TBA
/nigger/	nigger	None			This thing	Juice WRLD - Wishing Well
/froot/	FRQQT	None		TBA

Kits

Main article: Board Clash/Kits

Rosters

Main article: Board Clash/Rosters

Positions for you ameriDEITIES

A typical divegrass positions

• CF - Center Forward
• LWF - Left Wing Forward
• RWF - Right Wing Forward
• SS - Second Striker
• CMF - Center Midfielder
• LMF - Left Midfielder
• RMF - Right Midfielder
• AMF - Attacking Midfielder
• DMF - Defensive Midfielder
• CB - Center Back
• LB - Left Back
• RB - Right Back
• GK - Goalkeeper

Trivia

• The contest will be officially broadcast in English, 'oy 'peak, Dutch, German, Russian, Arabic, Japanese, ᚨᚷᚨᚱᚦᚨᚾ ᛖᚢᚱᛟ-ᚨᚱᛁᚨᚾ, abababababababbaabbaba, fuggin ebonics muhfugga, and NAHHHHHH BLUD REALLY BE SPEAKING GYATTENIESE LIKE DON POLLO CENAT-GOODMAN IN OHIO BRUHH 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Links

• Cup song theme NVTS remix: https://youtube.com/watch?v=ax99NzI8CkE
• implyingrigged.info - where this board clash idea came from. Use that wiki for further information

See also

• Shit Nobody Cares About