Board Clash
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| Board Clash: Sharty Edition | |
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| Founded | November 4th, 2023 |
Board Clash: Sharty Edition aka The Sharty Cup is a spine-tingling, bone-chilling, genre-redefining, A24-inspired PES virtual divegrass[1] competition between boards and cliques on the Sharty. It will be hosted by Froot on 20 December, 2023 (alTHOUGH Froot's complete radio silence on the event means it's probably not happening at all) [it just is, ok?]. As of November 9th, 2023, Board Clash has its own board which can be accessed here.
According to Froot, due to time reasons, the cup has been cancelled delayed indefinitely, although he still looks forward into doing it.
Teams
There are a total of 32 teams competing in the Board Clash. Most of these teams are representative of a board on the site, although two of them represent the 'ki and booru, while one is dedicated to the now defunct KolymaNET.
Contact Froot or Poomageddon to become manager and add signature (~~~~) next to your team
| Team | Description | Manager | Anthem | Cheers | Goalhorns | Victory Song |
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 /soy/
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obviously | None | ||||
 /q/
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selfish little fucks | None | ||||
 /blox/
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gem | None | ||||
 /zellig/
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Ongezellig | roll | ||||
 /r/
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requests | None | ||||
 /ef/
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esoteric fascism | None | ||||
 /a/
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tranime | None | ||||
 /caca/
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baby | None | ||||
 /kolyma/
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kolyma network | None | (Kuz goal) |
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 /cado/
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coin slot | None | ||||
 /bait/
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bait | None | ||||
 /int/
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international | None | (Jew goal) |
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 /x/
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meds | None | ||||
 /nate/
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coal | None | ||||
 /tct/
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the current thing | None | (Zelenskyy goal) |
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 /craft/
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Minecraft | None | ||||
 /fnac/
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five nights at cobson's | None | ||||
 /incel/
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'farms | None | ||||
 /sci/
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soyence | None | ||||
 /plier/
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markiplier | None | ||||
 /mtv/
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music, tv, vidya | wellmeaningjakker | ||||
 /raid/
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raid | None | ||||
 /qa/
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NAS | None | ||||
 /sneed/
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Sneed's Feed and Seed | None | ||||
 /pol/
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Politics | None | ||||
 /ohio/
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Ohio | None | (Mr. Beast goal) |
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 /an/
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Animals & Nature | None | ||||
 /dawla/
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dawla | None | ||||
 /wiki/
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'ki | koosykoos | ||||
 /booru/
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'ru | None | ||||
 /nigger/
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nigger | None | ||||
 /froot/
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FRQQT | None |
Kits
Main article: Board Clash/Kits
Rosters
Main article: Board Clash/Rosters
Positions for you ameriDEITIES
- CF - Center Forward
- LWF - Left Wing Forward
- RWF - Right Wing Forward
- SS - Second Striker
- CMF - Center Midfielder
- LMF - Left Midfielder
- RMF - Right Midfielder
- AMF - Attacking Midfielder
- DMF - Defensive Midfielder
- CB - Center Back
- LB - Left Back
- RB - Right Back
- GK - Goalkeeper
Trivia
- The contest will be officially broadcast in English, 'oy 'peak, Nederlands, Deutsch, Русский, Українська, עִבְרִית, اَلْعَرَبِيَّة, 日本語, ᚨᚷᚨᚱᚦᚨᚾ ᛖᚢᚱᛟ-ᚨᚱᛁᚨᚾ, Ҳүпърбориъно́с, abababababababbaabbaba, fuggin ebonics muhfugga, and NAHHHHHH BLUD REALLY BE SPEAKING GYATTENIESE LIKE DON POLLO CENAT-GOODMAN IN OHIO BRUHH 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Links
- Cup song theme NVTS remix: https://youtube.com/watch?v=ax99NzI8CkE
- implyingrigged.info - where this board clash idea came from. Use that wiki for further information
- ↑ divegrass even doe its an entire sport
