Commie

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An old 'toss depicting Karl Marx as the A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak

(Left to right) Fidel Coalstro, Thoughseph Stalin, and Mao Soot-tung, three major communist leaders

This image confirms that communists love dat BBC doe

Soyjak.party is frequently raided by communists who spam Truthnukes. Investigations by the /soy/ community have found that the CommieTROON is Kuz himself. There is also a 'craft player/wiki editor named EngineTheCommie or YaLocalCommie who is the biggest commie of them all.

Karl Marx

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(5 May 1818 – 14 March 1883) Arguably one of the worst jews that ever lived, best known for the amount of retardation he rippled throughout the world, mainly through his followers. He once was a no-life fag and a self-loathing Jew. He managed to overcome his crippling social anxiety thanks to his local child rapist rabbi, Moses Hess, who also helped him in writing his "masterpieces" such as Das Capital and The German Ideology.

Many groups of retards read those books and never question what was in it further because they don't like that they have to work hard to get good money (TLDR; they're lazy wagecucks). A lot of troons fall for this because it is soyentifically proven that all troons would rather Dilating and gooning off to porn all day than to actually work hard in a well-paying job (maybe because they are all ugly as hell, and no one would like to go to work every day just to see that shit).

The Irony

On June 19th 1843, Karl Marx married Johanna Bertha Julie Jenny Edle von Westphalen (12 February 1814 – 2 December 1881), or Jenny von Westphalen. Make of that what you will.

Communism today

There is a famous twitter thread where modern commies discuss how they envision their job in their ideal society. All the responses were shit like "uniform designer" and "mental health supporter". What this proves is that nowadays the only westerners unironically believing in communism are lazy faggots, which is hilarious because they would've been the first to be sent to gulag. Trannies like communism because (in their fantasy world at least) it allows them to do nothing but sit in their pod all day while dilating and playing video games that no one cares about, even doe capitalism allowed all of that and is the reason troons even are a thing.

^ It's Le Capitalism even doe it was the Jews or something.

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