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Froot
Froot is most commonly portrayed as a Gapejak. This has never happened before.

Froot, also known as FrQQt is a gigachad esoteric fascist who acts as the current administrator and owner of soyjak.party, as of late 2023. He is the co-founder of the currently ruling Soyumvirate alongside former owner Doll (now retired) and soyjak.wiki admin Angeleno.

According to Froot himself, he became involved with the sharty somewhere around July of 2023[1]. He would later take a central role in the sharty's leadership during the Soypocalypse and subsequent temporary closure of the site, where he offered to purchase the sharty altogether from Doll. This was received positively by 'teens, and many were hopeful that this would be the start of something gemmy. Despite this, he of course remained a controversial figure in jakparty.soy(jews), because he wasn't Soot or Lute.

Views on Froot were initially extremely positive and continued to be so.

Limeline

Early involvement and first mention

According to statements from Froot, he's been involved with the sharty since at least around July 2023, although to what extent is currently unknown. Mysteriously, Froot was first mentioned publicly by an IP in Uruguay[2] who created this article, with it only saying "sQQn, FrQQt VVill rise... Stay tvned FrQQt pvtriQts. a stQrm is cQming.". A 'teen attempted to delete the article, only for Angeleno to intervene and call it the "best page on the wiki"[3].

Purchase of the Sharty

On August 23rd, 2023, Doll restores the sharty and it is revealed that Froot has purchased the site from him, and would be co-ruling alongside Doll and Angeleno as part of the Soyumvirate. He would hold a QNA thread, re-instate /x/ as well as add a new board dedicated to himself - /froot/. Froot's first few days as admin marked the largest amount of interaction an admin had ever had with the sharty, posting in many a thread, and even playing a few games with 'teens like Makeitmeme and Roblox[4].

50 Board Plan

A froot

On the 3rd of September 2023, Froot implemented the 50 Board Plan, a improvement of Kuz's Five Board Plan, adding boards such as:

This was immediately met with positive. Due to a 'teens suggestion, Froot decides to hold a vote on which boards would stay and which would go[5]. During this time, many 'teens shitposted on /dawla/ and /mlp/ to fuck with muslims and bronies(they are niggers).

Facterines

Froot is a Josiecel?
  • He is in favor of TND
  • He is anywhere between 20 and 47 years of age
  • He is planning to kick all Coalyma influence from the site
  • He is planning to use the slight profits from selling 'jak plushies to pay the server costs
  • His favorite IAS is cobson
  • He hates Faggot
  • He doesn't hate /caca/posting and is in fact a /caca/poster himself. He even advocated for /caca/ to be made.
  • He hates Ongezellig and is not planning to delete /qa/.
  • His favorite Fishtank participant is Letty and he doesn't like Josie
  • He loves Skibidi Toilet
  • He wants to add /cado/
  • He's going to get new jannies for the sharty
  • He hasn't watched anime in his entire life
  • His eye color is C20
  • He allegedly started browsing /qa//the sharty in late 2020/early 2021
  • His favorite soyjak variant is Impish Soyak Ears
  • His favorite soyjak is Cobson
  • He does not have STDs
  • His favorite sport is motorsport
  • He supports Ukraine
  • He thinks Max is a bad person
  • He said that he owns 11 cars. One of them is a 2013 car, the rest are very old with them being dated between 1970-2000.
  • He does not care about ponies
  • He fucked a girl in Montpellier, meaning that he's not a virgin like 99% of us
  • He has a girlfriend that he is planning to marry
  • He is a White European from a first-world country in Europe
  • He doesn't care about ban evading that much and has been banned from the sharty 0 times
  • He uses Windows 10
  • He is Roman Catholic
  • He hates frogs
  • He likes the movie Parasite (2019)
  • He likes the show Breaking Bad
  • He likes the videogame Minecraft, as well as Rainbow Six (1998) ,Rainbow Six: Rogue Spear (1999), Rainbow Six 3: Raven Shield (2003), Ready Or Not, and Sven co-op
  • He heavily dislikes Muslims, Poles, and Soylita posters
  • He hates niggerweed
  • He is 187cm tall.
  • He uses imageboards since 2015, QA culture since 2020
  • His favorite fruit is Orange
  • politically speaking, he seems to be fascist leaning.

Most of the facts just mentioned are sourced from the q&a in /froot/[6][7]. Feel free to read the entire archived thread that the citation links to and have Snopes factcheck the facts above in case troons try to vandalize the above list and add false facts.

Notes

  1. Based on the pinned thread (well it’s meant to be pinned but isnt doe lol) on that last board, in which he recommended “Hitler the Last Avatar” by Miguel Serrano, it is likely that Froot is a Fascist.

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