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'''''Board Clash: Sharty Edition''''' aka '''''The Sharty Cup''''' is a spine-tingling, bone-chilling, genre-redefining, A24-inspired PES virtual divegrass<ref>divegrass even doe its an entire sport</ref> competition between boards and cliques on the Sharty. According to Froot, due to time reasons, the cup has been cancelled<s>.</s> As of December, 5, 2023 the project appears to be dead with 'teens no longer posting about it, nobody cares anymore.  
'''''Board Clash: Sharty Edition''''' aka '''''The Sharty Cup''''' was a spine-tingling, bone-chilling, genre-redefining, A24-inspired PES virtual divegrass<ref>divegrass even doe its an entire sport</ref> competition between boards and cliques on the Sharty. According to Froot, due to time reasons, the cup has been cancelled<s>.</s> As of December, 5, 2023 the project appears to be dead with 'teens no longer posting about it, nobody cares anymore. Not to mention many of the boards represented here no longer exist. 


''For Angelo: Remove this from the front page please.''  
''For Angelo: Remove this from the front page please.''  
== Teams ==
== Teams ==
There are a total of '''32''' teams competing in the Board Clash. Most of these teams are representative of a board on the site, al[[Though|though]] two of them represent the 'ki and [[SoyBooru|booru]], while one is dedicated to the now defunct [[Kolyma Network|KolymaNET]].  
There are a total of '''32''' teams competing in the Board Clash. Most of these teams are representative of a board on the site, al[[Though|though]] two of them represent the 'ki and [[SoyBooru|booru]], while one was dedicated to the now defunct [[Kolyma Network|KolymaNET]].  


''Contact Froot or [[User:Poomageddon|Poomageddon]] to become manager and add signature (<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>) next to your team''
''Contact Froot or [[User:Poomageddon|Poomageddon]] to become manager and add signature (<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>) next to your team''
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| [[File:q badge.png|20px]] [[Board_Clash/Rosters_(Block_1)#/q/|/q/]]
| [[File:q badge.png|20px]] [[Board_Clash/Rosters_(Block_1)#/q/|/q/]]
| [[Selfish Little Fuck|selfish little fucks]]
| [[Selfish Little Fuck|selfwash little fucks]]
| ''None''
| ''None''
| [[File:Q anthem.mp3]]
| [[File:Q anthem.mp3]]
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| [[File:ef badge.png|20px]] [[Board_Clash/Rosters_(Block_1)#/ef/|/ef/]]
| [[File:ef badge.png|20px]] [[Board_Clash/Rosters_(Block_1)#/ef/|/ef/]]
| [[Schizophrenia|esoteric fascism]]
| [[Schizophrenia|esoteric fascwasm]]
| ''None''
| ''None''
| [[File:Ef anthem.mp3]]
| [[File:Ef anthem.mp3]]
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== Trivia ==
== Trivia ==


* The contest will be officially broadcast in [[White|English]], [[Soy Speak|'oy 'peak]], [[Ongezellig|Nederlands]], [[Hitler|Deutsch]], [[Italo-Argentine War|Italiano]] [[Kuz|Русский]], [[Russo-Ukrainian War|Українська]], [[Jews|עִבְרִית]], [[Islam|اَلْعَرَبِيَّة]], [[Anime|日本語]], [[Agartha|ᚨᚷᚨᚱᚦᚨᚾ ᛖᚢᚱᛟ-ᚨᚱᛁᚨᚾ]], [[Hyperborea|Ҳүпърбориъно́с]], [[Caca/|abababababababbaabbaba]], [[Niggers|fuggin ebonics muhfugga]], and [[Zoomers|NAHHHHHH BLUD REALLY BE SPEAKING GYATTENIESE LIKE DON POLLO CENAT-GOODMAN IN OHIO BRUHH 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀]]
* The contest will be officially broadcast in [[White|Englwash]], [[Soy Speak|'oy 'peak]], [[Ongezellig|Nederlands]], [[Hitler|Deutsch]], [[Italo-Argentine War|Italiano]] [[Kuz|Русский]], [[Russo-Ukrainian War|Українська]], [[Jews|עִבְרִית]], [[Islam|اَلْعَرَبِيَّة]], [[Anime|日本語]], [[Agartha|ᚨᚷᚨᚱᚦᚨᚾ ᛖᚢᚱᛟ-ᚨᚱᛁᚨᚾ]], [[Hyperborea|Ҳүпърбориъно́с]], [[Caca/|abababababababbaabbaba]], [[Niggers|fuggin ebonics muhfugga]], and [[Zoomers|NAHHHHHH BLUD REALLY BE SPEAKING GYATTENIESE LIKE DON POLLO CENAT-GOODMAN IN OHIO BRUHH 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀]]


==Links==
==Links==
*Cup song theme [[Squirrel|NVTS]] remix: https://youtube.com/watch?v=ax99NzI8CkE
*Cup song theme [[Squirrel|NVTS]] remix: https://youtube.com/watch?v=ax99NzI8CkE
*[https://implyingrigged.info implyingrigged.info] - where this board clash idea came from. Use that wiki for further information
*[https://implyingrigged.info implyingrigged.info] - where thwas board clash idea came from. Use that wiki for further information
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==See also==
==See also==
* [[Shit Nobody Cares About]]
* [[Shit Nobody Cares About]]

Revision as of 20:00, 5 December 2023

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Board Clash: Sharty Edition
Competition
FoundedNovember 4th, 2023

Board Clash: Sharty Edition aka The Sharty Cup was a spine-tingling, bone-chilling, genre-redefining, A24-inspired PES virtual divegrass[1] competition between boards and cliques on the Sharty. According to Froot, due to time reasons, the cup has been cancelled. As of December, 5, 2023 the project appears to be dead with 'teens no longer posting about it, nobody cares anymore. Not to mention many of the boards represented here no longer exist.

For Angelo: Remove this from the front page please.

Teams

There are a total of 32 teams competing in the Board Clash. Most of these teams are representative of a board on the site, although two of them represent the 'ki and booru, while one was dedicated to the now defunct KolymaNET.

Contact Froot or Poomageddon to become manager and add signature (~~~~) next to your team

Team Description Manager Anthem Cheers Goalhorns Victory Song
/soy/ obviously None
/q/ selfwash little fucks None
/blox/ gem None
/zellig/ Ongezellig roll
/r/ requests None
/ef/ esoteric fascwasm None
/a/ tranime None
/caca/ baby None
/kolyma/ kolyma network None
(Kuz goal)
/cado/ coin slot None
/bait/ bait None
/int/ international None
(Jew goal)
/x/ meds None
/nate/ coal None
/tct/ the current thing None
(Zelenskyy goal)
/craft/ Minecraft None
/fnac/ five nights at cobson's None
/incel/ 'farms None
/sci/ soyence None
/plier/ markiplier None
/mtv/ music, tv, vidya wellmeaningjakker
/raid/ raid None
/qa/ NAS Soytan
/sneed/ Sneed's Feed and Seed None
/pol/ Politics None
/ohio/ Ohio None
(Mr. Beast goal)
/an/ Animals & Nature None
/dawla/ dawla None
/wiki/ 'ki koosykoos
/booru/ 'ru None
/nigger/ nigger None
/froot/ FRQQT None

Kits

Main article: Board Clash/Kits

Rosters

Main article: Board Clash/Rosters

Positions for you ameriDEITIES

A typical divegrass positions
  • CF - Center Forward
  • LWF - Left Wing Forward
  • RWF - Right Wing Forward
  • SS - Second Striker
  • CMF - Center Midfielder
  • LMF - Left Midfielder
  • RMF - Right Midfielder
  • AMF - Attacking Midfielder
  • DMF - Defensive Midfielder
  • CB - Center Back
  • LB - Left Back
  • RB - Right Back
  • GK - Goalkeeper

Trivia

Links

  1. divegrass even doe its an entire sport

See also