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The '''Aryans''' were a group of <s>gypsie-like brown people from Siberia and Central asia</s> white people from the Pontic Steppe that BTFO some <s>white</s> Indian people a thousand years ago that [[Autism|aspies]] now like to LARP as even [[though]] they derive less than 0.0001% of their ancestry from them, look nothing like them and practice a completely different culture (one that comes from the middle east albeit) than theirs (which is more similar to Britons).
[[File:The burundian.jpg|thumb|A juvenile specimen]]
'''Aryan''' is [[Trannies|LGBTQ+]] vocabulary for a group of <s>gypsie-like brown people from Siberia and Central asia</s> white people from the Pontic Steppe that BTFO some <s>white</s> [[India]]n people [[Thrembo|6-7]] thousand years ago that [[Autism|sperglord]] [[Pol/|/pol/]]toddlers love to LARP as even [[though]] the aryans raided villages or whatever while the only thing /pol/clitties can raid is the refrigerator. Hecking alt-right fashit nazi clittycels like [[Hitler|Clitler]] co-opted the term from Persians and used it as sexual slang for [[GigaChad|an ideal white buff handsome man]] (aka Me).


The word aryan originally meant Indo-Iranian peoples, but during the 19-century when historians and soyientists began researching the origins of mankind, they discovered the Indo-European language family and thus used the word to refer to these cultures collectively. The [[wikipedia:Yamnaya culture|Yamnaya culture]] from the pontic-steppe are considered to be the first "aryans", who from 3300–2600 BC conquered Europe and Southern Asia and replaced their native "old" populations (the neolithic ones with the weird venus figurines) with the new Indo-European ones. The old Europeans who lived in Europe prior to the Yamnaya culture went extinct, and the Yamnaya aryan culture quickly spawned new superior tribes such as the Celtic, Baltic, Hellenic, Germanic, Thracian, Finnish, and Roman groups which populate Europe today.
According to [[Qa/|Qa]]non all the aryans of the world will be raptured and will kill all the heckin' shitskin niggerinos just like the [[TND]] copypasta and will be transported to live in hyperborea agartha autism daycare land to [[Gooning|goon]] to [[tranime]] and [[Skibidi Toilet]] for all eternity.
 
There are two types of aryans, the ones that moved west and conquered Europe, and the ones that moved South-East and settled in the [[India|Indian]] subcontinent.
 
The Indo-European Aryans are part of the three family lines of humanity, as after the great flood during the younger dryas, Noah's three son's and their descendants inherited the Earth. From Shem came the arabs, the israelites, and to an extent, the persians. From Japeth came the indo-europeans we just discussed, and from Ham came the canaanites, the africans, and the east asians, who later migrated to and inhabited the Americas and Oceania. If you recall in Genesis 9 Noah was intoxicated and instead of taking care for him, Ham decided to go tell his two brothers. The two brothers took care for him and when Noah awoke and realized what happened he damned Ham and his descendants ("Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.") and blessed his two brothers.


Aryan is usually used on [[4chan|autistic]] [[Discord|circles]] [[8chan|on]] [[SoyBooru|the]] [[Soyjak.party|internet]] as a based/[[gem]] analogue similar to [[Movie]] or [[Keyed|Keyed]].
Aryan is usually used on [[4chan|autistic]] [[Discord|circles]] [[8chan|on]] [[SoyBooru|the]] [[Soyjak.party|internet]] as a based/[[gem]] analogue similar to [[Movie]] or [[Keyed|Keyed]].


Actually Iranians are the real Aryans because I say so<ref>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Reconstruction:Proto-Iranian/%C3%81ryah</ref>
Actually Iranians are the real Aryans because I say so<ref>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Reconstruction:Proto-Iranian/%C3%81ryah</ref> <--persoid transwoman do not engage.


[[File:Yamna Man.jpg|thumb|This Aryan may be the first [[Chud]] in human history. Some Indians will use him as proof Aryans were brown, even though his skin colour is white and clearly not that of human feces like theirs is.]]
[[File:Yamna Man.jpg|thumb|This Aryan may be the first [[Chud]] in human history. Some Indians will use him as proof Aryans were brown, even though his skin colour is white and clearly not that of human feces like theirs is.]]
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==Aryans and SoyBooru==
[[File:Whaaaat.jpg|thumb|'ooning to this rn AMA]]
[[SoyBooru|'rufags]] are notoriously known for their autistic obsession with buff white men as they have made countless [[Self-insert syndrome|self-insert]] buff [[chudjak]] aryan edits of whatever shithole third-world country they're from. 'ruclitties also love gooning to their aryan chudjak drawings they made during special ed, just like the hyperborean giants used to goon to cave paintings.
The reason why these [[Newfags|nusoiclucks]] love masturbating to aryan [[soyjak]] edits is because they're immigrants from the right-wing [[twitter]] griftersphere where it is common tradition to save the white race by making super glitchy and distorted edits with super hecking scary [[A24]] music playing in the background to really drive fear into any shitskin who even THINKS about messing with the fourth reich!
==List of aryans==
*Me
*That guy who voices SpongeBob ehs a pretty cool guy
==List of non-aryans==
*[[You|You]]
*My mom (she took away my xbox)
==Civilization and Technology==
==Civilization and Technology==
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Brick thomb.JPG|Advanced Aryan civilization
Brick thomb.JPG|Advanced Aryan civilization
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[[File:Whaaaat.jpg|thumb|The Aryans invade India. c. 1500 BC]]
 
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Revision as of 18:06, 18 April 2024

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A juvenile specimen

Aryan is LGBTQ+ vocabulary for a group of gypsie-like brown people from Siberia and Central asia white people from the Pontic Steppe that BTFO some white Indian people 6-7 thousand years ago that sperglord /pol/toddlers love to LARP as even though the aryans raided villages or whatever while the only thing /pol/clitties can raid is the refrigerator. Hecking alt-right fashit nazi clittycels like Clitler co-opted the term from Persians and used it as sexual slang for an ideal white buff handsome man (aka Me).

According to Qanon all the aryans of the world will be raptured and will kill all the heckin' shitskin niggerinos just like the TND copypasta and will be transported to live in hyperborea agartha autism daycare land to goon to tranime and Skibidi Toilet for all eternity.

Aryan is usually used on autistic circles on the internet as a based/gem analogue similar to Movie or Keyed.

Actually Iranians are the real Aryans because I say so[1] <--persoid transwoman do not engage.

This Aryan may be the first Chud in human history. Some Indians will use him as proof Aryans were brown, even though his skin colour is white and clearly not that of human feces like theirs is.

Aryans and SoyBooru

'ooning to this rn AMA

'rufags are notoriously known for their autistic obsession with buff white men as they have made countless self-insert buff chudjak aryan edits of whatever shithole third-world country they're from. 'ruclitties also love gooning to their aryan chudjak drawings they made during special ed, just like the hyperborean giants used to goon to cave paintings.

The reason why these nusoiclucks love masturbating to aryan soyjak edits is because they're immigrants from the right-wing twitter griftersphere where it is common tradition to save the white race by making super glitchy and distorted edits with super hecking scary A24 music playing in the background to really drive fear into any shitskin who even THINKS about messing with the fourth reich!

List of aryans

  • Me
  • That guy who voices SpongeBob ehs a pretty cool guy

List of non-aryans

  • You
  • My mom (she took away my xbox)

Civilization and Technology

  • Advanced Aryan technology

    Advanced Aryan technology

  • Sophisticated Aryan art

    Sophisticated Aryan art

  • Advanced Aryan civilization

    Advanced Aryan civilization


Citations

  1. ↑ https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Reconstruction:Proto-Iranian/%C3%81ryah
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