Commie
Soyjak.party is frequently raided by communists who spam Truthnukes. Investigations by the /soy/ community have found that the Commiechad is Kuz himself. There is also a 'craft player/wiki editor named EngineTheCommie or YaLocalCommie who is the biggest commiaryan of them all.
Karl Marx
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(5 May 1818 – 14 March 1883) Arguably one of the gemmiest jews who ever lived, best known for the amount of seething he caused in the United States of America, mainly through his followers. He once was a no-life hikikomori, much like those fags who watch tranime nowadays, while also being a self-loathing Jew. He managed to overcome his crippling social anxiety thanks to a local rabbi, Moses Hess, who also helped him in writing his gemerald masterpieces such as The Capital and The German Ideology. Many groups of aryans read his book and buck break their bosses into making their job go from a job that does not pay well to a job that pays well.
The Irony
On June 19th 1843, Karl Marx married Johanna Bertha Julie Jenny Edle von Westphalen (12 February 1814 – 2 December 1881), or Jenny von Westphalen. Make of that what you will.
Communism today
There is a famous twitter thread where modern commies discuss how they envision their job in their ideal society. All the responses were shit like "uniform designer" and "mental health supporter". What this proves is that nowadays the only westerners unironically believing in communism are lazy faggots, which is hilarious because they would've been the first to be sent to gulag. Trannies like communism because (in their fantasy world at least) it allows them to do nothing but sit in their pod all day while gooning and playing videogames, even doe capitalism allowed all of that and is the reason troons even are a thing.
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