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{{Quoting|Obsessed brimstone|Satoko's catchphrase}}
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'''(Note: Satoko goes by Xe/Xir pronouns)'''  
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[[File:Satoko houjou fan userpage 2 24 2024.png|thumb|200px|right|Satoko's userpage on the 'ru]]
[[File:Satoko houjou fan userpage 2 24 2024.png|thumb|200px|right|Satoko's userpage on the 'ru]]
'''satoko_houjou_fa<s>g</s>n''', also sometimes called "shitoko", "spictoko", or "braptoko" by detractors, "GODtoko" by [[Discord|supporters]], and [[User:TNDfan]] by wikiCHADs, is a [[SoyBooru|booru]] [[Reddit|failtroll]] notorious for being a key participant and the main combatant of the [[Italo-Argentine War|Italo-Argentine/Italo-Mexican Countrywar]] while being at war with [[Italian_Chad]] and other users. Xe's [[best known for]] accusing everyone who disagrees with him of being "the [[Aryan|obsessed shit@lian]]" while calling everyone xe agrees with an "[[Latinx|unbothered germanic]]". Xey first joined the Booru on October 9th, 2022, xe was a [[janny]] for an unknown amount of time before having their privilege revoked. As of February 24th, 2024, xe has 112 posts about xir on the Booru, holding the record for a non-janny.
'''satoko_houjou_fa<s>g</s>n''', also sometimes called "shitoko", "spictoko", or "braptoko" by detractors, "GODtoko" by supporters is a [[SoyBooru|booru]] troll notorious for being a key participant and the main combatant of the [[Italo-Argentine War|Italo-Argentine/Italo-Mexican Countrywar]] while being at war with [[Italian_Chad]] and other users. Xe's [[best known for]] accusing everyone who disagrees with him of being "the [[Aryan|obsessed shit@lian]]" while calling everyone xe agrees with an "[[Latinx|unbothered germanic]]". Xey first joined the Booru on October 9th, 2022, xe was a [[janny]] for an unknown amount of time before having their privilege revoked. As of February 24th, 2024, xe has 112 posts about xir on the Booru, holding the record for a non-janny.


One of the key aspects of satoko's personality is his nationality. [[Stonetoss|While xe is a proud Mexican nationalist, xe also claims to be white and "germanic"]], spouting claims that xe has white skin, blond hair, blue eyes, yada yada while also being a Mexican. His claims of being a white Mexican while also shitting on Italians for being "non-white" has made him a controversial figure in the [[Soy Community|soy community]], with many South-American users supporting his efforts while other users diss on him for being Mexican, usually by commenting on posts featuring [[Soyjak|soyjaks]] that are [[Slopjaks|very ugly]] or have [[Nigger|dark skin]] and saying stuff like "look it's shitoko!" or "shitoko looks like this."
One of the key aspects of satoko's personality is his nationality. [[Stonetoss|While xe is a proud Mexican nationalist, xe also claims to be white and "germanic"]], spouting claims that xe has white skin, blond hair, blue eyes, yada yada while also being a Mexican. His claims of being a white Mexican while also shitting on Italians for being "non-white" has made him a controversial figure in the [[Soy Community|soy community]], with many South-American users supporting his efforts while other users diss on him for being Mexican, usually by commenting on posts featuring [[Soyjak|soyjaks]] that are [[Slopjaks|very ugly]] or have [[Nigger|dark skin]] and saying stuff like "look it's shitoko!" or "shitoko looks like this."
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[[Slopjaks]]
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[[Vandalism|Wiki vandalism]]


== List of things satoko dislikes ==
== List of things satoko dislikes ==
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== Why [[though]]? ==
== Why [[though]]? ==
[[File:Satoko on Rule34.png|thumb|shit opsec btw]]
[[Autism|The exact reason why Satoko hates Italians is, according to himself, in early 2023 he saw "it@li@n memes that potray White people as subhuman like the nordic Chad meme but the chad is a shit@li@n calling a nord ugly that probably started this hatred inside me" Essentially he believes Italians hate white people and the memes he sees online are proof of this. He also claims nobody he knows IRL gives a shit about Italians and "if shit@li@ns never attacked my race first i wouldve never started hating them".]]<ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/63464 See comments</ref>
[[Autism|The exact reason why Satoko hates Italians is, according to himself, in early 2023 he saw "it@li@n memes that potray White people as subhuman like the nordic Chad meme but the chad is a shit@li@n calling a nord ugly that probably started this hatred inside me" Essentially he believes Italians hate white people and the memes he sees online are proof of this. He also claims nobody he knows IRL gives a shit about Italians and "if shit@li@ns never attacked my race first i wouldve never started hating them".]]<ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/63464 See comments</ref>


== Mental Illnesses ==
== Mental Illnesses ==
=== Porn Addiction ===
On 26 March, 2024, a teen running his 'jak folder through a [[CIA|reverse image search]] stumbled upon a 14 year old account uploading Soyboy woahjak porn and 1 [[Italo-Mexican War|anti-Italian booru slopjak]] to [[Gooning|Rule34.]] Since Satoko is one of the only remaining people posting anti-Italian slopjaks, [[Slopjaks|which are naturally unmemeable coal btw,]] it's suspected and most likely that this account belongs to Satoko. The account contains a disgusting '''14 ''years''''' worth of tons and tons of [[‘P|miscellaneous depravity]] aside from the [[Coal|brimstone 'jaks]] already present.<ref>https://archive.ph/iDTqy</ref>


=== Terminal Internet Addiction ===
=== Terminal Internet Addiction ===

Revision as of 19:45, 26 March 2024

“ Obsessed brimstone ”
Satoko's catchphrase

(Note: Satoko goes by Xe/Xir pronouns)

Satoko houjou fan
NationalityMexican
Occupationbooru.soy lolcow
Years active2022-2024
Best known forCountrywar lover
TitleJanny (booru, formerly)
IAS?Yes
Satoko's userpage on the 'ru

satoko_houjou_fagn, also sometimes called "shitoko", "spictoko", or "braptoko" by detractors, "GODtoko" by supporters is a booru troll notorious for being a key participant and the main combatant of the Italo-Argentine/Italo-Mexican Countrywar while being at war with Italian_Chad and other users. Xe's best known for accusing everyone who disagrees with him of being "the obsessed shit@lian" while calling everyone xe agrees with an "unbothered germanic". Xey first joined the Booru on October 9th, 2022, xe was a janny for an unknown amount of time before having their privilege revoked. As of February 24th, 2024, xe has 112 posts about xir on the Booru, holding the record for a non-janny.

One of the key aspects of satoko's personality is his nationality. While xe is a proud Mexican nationalist, xe also claims to be white and "germanic", spouting claims that xe has white skin, blond hair, blue eyes, yada yada while also being a Mexican. His claims of being a white Mexican while also shitting on Italians for being "non-white" has made him a controversial figure in the soy community, with many South-American users supporting his efforts while other users diss on him for being Mexican, usually by commenting on posts featuring soyjaks that are very ugly or have dark skin and saying stuff like "look it's shitoko!" or "shitoko looks like this."

Some users love baiting shitoko as if xe were Lee by either making pro-Italy or anti-Mexico 'jaks. Satoko usually responds to such posts with the phrase "obsessed brimstone". The Meximutt subvariant is likely inspired by Satoko.

Satoko is also a massive weeb, as his username implies xe is a fan of Satoko Houjou from some shitty tranime which was a meme on /qa/. Xe is also a very big fan of Soytan and Ongezellig. Anything that has to do with tranime, xe likes.

Feel free to bait the old Mexican wehraboo on SoyBooru under the comments tab as xe is on the site 24/7.

List of things satoko likes

Satoko releasing an official statement while a janny (circa 2023)
squidtoko_clarinetou_fan: Obsessed spongestone

Anime, Higurashi in particular

Moeshit

Gooning

Mexico

Germany (despite not being White)

Netherlands

Argentina

Latin America

SoyBooru

Countrywars

Nazism (even doe Hitler would've killed him)

Soy-tan

Ongezellig

Catholocism

Speechbubble soyjaks

Soylita

Buff chudjaks

Zoomers

Self-inserting as a chudjak or an anime girl

Slopjaks

List of things satoko dislikes

>Obsessed brapstone

Italy

Spain

Paraguay

Ireland

Belgium

America

Froot

Discord, despite using it

QAfe, allegedly

Foodists, despite probably being one

Aryans

Jews

Islam

Millenials

Soyjak.blog

Why though?

The exact reason why Satoko hates Italians is, according to himself, in early 2023 he saw "it@li@n memes that potray White people as subhuman like the nordic Chad meme but the chad is a shit@li@n calling a nord ugly that probably started this hatred inside me" Essentially he believes Italians hate white people and the memes he sees online are proof of this. He also claims nobody he knows IRL gives a shit about Italians and "if shit@li@ns never attacked my race first i wouldve never started hating them".[1]

Mental Illnesses

Terminal Internet Addiction

Considering the fact that satoko is constantly online 24/7/365 and is in every comment section possible, it is most likely that xhe has some form of mental illness. Satoko also has a habit of calling anyone a samefag, for example, xhe often calls Italian_Chad, Hamas_2, and Albert the same person even though they both have very different posting habits. This most likely means that satoko has schizophrenia.

Comment count:

Because Satoko Houjou Fan is notorious for comment spamming on the Booru, it is only natural that there is a graph made of xir comment count over time.

To Do: Set up a bot to automatically archive xir userpage every day on the Wayback Machine

  • September 9th, 2023: 171[2]
  • September 11th, 2023: 272[3]
  • September 15th, 2023: 497[4]
  • September 21st, 2023: 771[5]
  • September 25th, 2023: 854[6]
  • September 27th, 2023: 893[7]
  • September 28th, 2023: 906[8]
  • September 30th, 2023: 913[9]
  • October 1st, 2023: 990[10]
  • October 2nd, 2023: 1001[11]
  • October 3rd, 2023: 1059[12]
  • December 8th, 2023: 2136[13]
  • February 24th, 2024: 4081[14]
  • February 25th, 2024: 4168[15]
  • February 26th, 2024: 4199[16]
  • February 27th, 2024: 4276[17]
  • February 28th, 2024: 4411[18]
  • March 1st, 2024: 4525[19]
  • March 2nd, 2024: 4590[20]
  • March 3rd, 2024: 4637[21]
  • March 4th, 2024: 4667[22]
  • March 5th, 2024: 4800[23]
  • March 7th, 2024: 4899[24]

Citations

  1. ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/63464 See comments
  2. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20230909005233/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  3. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20230911173401/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  4. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20230915162015/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  5. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20230921144512/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  6. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20230925091912/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  7. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20230927094647/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  8. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20230928192800/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  9. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20230930003545/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  10. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20231001195453/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  11. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20231002030224/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  12. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20231003202140/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  13. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20231208015324/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  14. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20240224170436/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  15. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20240225201510/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  16. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20240226195240/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  17. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20240227164912/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  18. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20240228173517/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  19. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20240301045707/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  20. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20240302154253/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  21. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20240303010829/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  22. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20240304021011/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  23. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20240305165017/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  24. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20240307193003/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
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