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Froot is a biological weapon created by the [[CIA]] and [[Covid-19|WHO]] to trick westerners into becoming vegan. After discovering [[Jesus]], he broke free and began to live a normal life. In 1990 [[Doll]] and Froot [[Gay faggot|used to date]] and [[Max|Froot stole 8k from him]], so in 2023 he used that money to buy the [[Soyjak.party|sharty]]. Despite this, Doll and Froot are still friends because Doll is a cuck. Subsequently, Froot formed the currently governing [[Soyumvirate]] with Doll and [[Angeleno]]. While Froot has overcame his [[Jews|evil globalist fed]] origins, it cannot be said whether or not he will be a force for good or evil on the sharty. [[File:Froot Portrait.png|thumb|Artist depiction of Froot]] | Froot is a biological weapon created by the [[CIA]] and [[Covid-19|WHO]] to trick westerners into becoming [[Soylent|vegan]]. After discovering [[Jesus]], he broke free and began to live a normal life. In 1990 [[Doll]] and Froot [[Gay faggot|used to date]] and [[Max|Froot stole 8k from him]], so in 2023 he used that money to buy the [[Soyjak.party|sharty]]. Despite this, Doll and Froot are still friends because Doll is a [[cuck]]. Subsequently, Froot formed the currently governing [[Soyumvirate]] with Doll and [[Angeleno]]. While Froot has overcame his [[Jews|evil globalist fed]] origins, it cannot be said whether or not he will be a force for good or evil on the sharty. [[File:Froot Portrait.png|thumb|Artist depiction of Froot]] | ||
[[File:Frootpost.jpg|thumb|Froot is a Josiecel?]] | [[File:Frootpost.jpg|thumb|Froot is a Josiecel?]] | ||
== Froot facts == | == Froot facts == | ||
* He is in favor of [[TND]] (Yet doesn't allow in on [[Soy/|/soy/]]) | * He is in favor of [[TND]] (Yet doesn't allow in on [[Soy/|/soy/]]) | ||
* He is anywhere between 20 and 47 years of age (even doe the post where he says that he is 47 is an obvious joke you 80 IQ nigger) | * He is anywhere between 20 and 47 years of age (even doe the post where he says that he is 47 is an obvious joke you 80 IQ [[nigger]]) | ||
* He is planning to kick all [[Kolyma Network|Kolyma]] influence from the site | * He is planning to kick all [[Kolyma Network|Kolyma]] influence from the site | ||
* He is planning to use the slight profits from selling 'jak plushies to pay the server costs | * He is planning to use the slight profits from selling [[GoySlop™|'jak plushies]] to pay the server costs. | ||
* His favorite NAS is [[BBC|Thugposting]] | * His favorite NAS is [[BBC|Thugposting]]. | ||
* He doesn't hate [[Kuz]] | * He doesn't hate [[Kuz]]. | ||
* He doesn't hate [[Babyjak|/caca/]]<nowiki/>posting and is in fact a /caca/poster himself. He even advocated for /caca/ to be made | * He doesn't hate [[Babyjak|/caca/]]<nowiki/>posting and is in fact a /caca/poster himself. He even advocated for /caca/ to be made. | ||
* He hates [[Ongezellig]] and is planning to [[The Great Soyset|delete /qa/]] | * He hates [[Ongezellig]] and is planning to [[The Great Soyset|delete /qa/]]. | ||
* His favorite [[Million Dollar Extreme|Fishtank]] participant is Letty and he doesn't like Josie | * His favorite [[Million Dollar Extreme|Fishtank]] participant is Letty and he doesn't like Josie. | ||
* He doesn't like [[Skibidi Toilet]] | * He doesn't like [[Skibidi Toilet]] | ||
* He wants to add [[Coin Slot|/cado/]] | * He wants to add [[Coin Slot|/cado/]] | ||
* He's going to get new jannies for the sharty | * He's going to get new [[Janny|jannies]] for the sharty. | ||
* He listens to [[wikipedia:Rapping|nigger music]] but it's hecking ok because all the artists he listens to are white | * He listens to [[wikipedia:Rapping|nigger music]] but it's hecking ok because all the artists he listens to are white. | ||
* He hasn't watched [[anime]] since 2014 | * He hasn't watched [[anime]] since 2014 | ||
* His eye color is C20 | * His [[Aryans|eye color is C20]]. | ||
* He allegedly started browsing [[Qa/|/qa/]]/[[Soyjak.party|the sharty]] in late 2020/early 2021 | * He allegedly started browsing [[Qa/|/qa/]]/[[Soyjak.party|the sharty]] in late 2020/early 2021. | ||
* His favorite soyjak variant is [[Impish Soyak Ears]] | * His favorite soyjak variant is [[Impish Soyak Ears]]. | ||
* His favorite soyjak is [[Cobson]] | * His favorite soyjak is [[Cobson]]. | ||
* He does not have STDs | * He does not have [[Kuz|STDs]]. | ||
* His favorite sport is motorsport | * His favorite sport is motorsport | ||
* He supports Russia, but only because [[Max|(((Max)))]] said so | * He supports [[Russo-Ukrainian War|Russia]], but only because [[Max|(((Max)))]] said so, | ||
* [[Coal|He doesn't think Max is a bad person]] | * [[Coal|He doesn't think Max is a bad person]]. | ||
* He is a diehard f1troon | * He is a diehard f1troon | ||
* He is planning to put ads on the site | * He is planning [[Swarthy Thursday|to put ads on the site]] | ||
* He said that he owns 11 cars. One of them is a 2013 car, the rest are very old with them being dated between 1970-2000. Also six of them are French | * [[Nonsense|He said that he owns 11 cars]]. One of them is a 2013 car, the rest are very old with them being dated between 1970-2000. Also six of them are French. | ||
* He does not like ponies | * [[Lee Goldson|He does not like ponies]]. | ||
* He allegedly shot someone in Romania | * He allegedly shot someone in Romania. | ||
* He fucked a girl in [[wikipedia:Montpellier|Montpellier]], meaning that he's not a virgin like 99% of us | * He fucked a girl in [[wikipedia:Montpellier|Montpellier]], meaning that he's not a virgin like 99% of us | ||
* He has a girlfriend that he is planning to marry | * He has a girlfriend that he is planning to marry. | ||
* He doesn't have any sexual attraction towards children | * He doesn't have any [[Rapeson|sexual attraction towards children]]. | ||
* He is a [[Aryans|White European]] from a first-world country in Europe | * He is a [[Aryans|White European]] from a first-world country in [[Europoor|Europe]]. | ||
* He doesn't care about ban evading that much and has been banned from the sharty 8 times | * He doesn't care about [[Ban evasion|ban evading]] that much and has been banned from the sharty 8 times. | ||
* He was named by "a random dude on [[Discord]]" <ref>It just is, okay?</ref> | * He was named by "a random [[Trannies|dude]] on [[Discord|Discord.]]" <ref>It just is, okay?</ref> | ||
* He uses Windows 10 | * He uses Windows 10. | ||
* He is [[Italo-Argentine War|Roman Catholic]] | * He is [[Italo-Argentine War|Roman Catholic]]. | ||
* He does not mind [[Pepe|frogs]] | * He does not mind [[Pepe|frogs]]. | ||
* He likes the movie Parasite (2019) | * He likes the movie [[Communist|Parasite (2019)]]. | ||
* He likes the show [[Breaking Bad]] | * He likes the show [[Breaking Bad]]. | ||
* He likes the videogame Minecraft, as well as ''Rainbow Six (1998) ,Rainbow Six: Rogue Spear (1999), Rainbow Six 3: Raven Shield (2003)'', Ready Or Not, and Sven co-op | * He likes the videogame Minecraft, as well as ''Rainbow Six (1998) ,Rainbow Six: Rogue Spear (1999), Rainbow Six 3: Raven Shield (2003)'', Ready Or Not, and Sven co-op. | ||
* [[Brimstone|He heavily dislikes Muslims, Poles,]] and [[Soylita]] posters | * [[Brimstone|He heavily dislikes Muslims, Poles,]] and [[Soylita]] [[Commiepedotroons|posters]]. | ||
* He hates [[Nigger Weed|niggerweed]] | * He hates [[Nigger Weed|niggerweed]]. | ||
* He is 187cm tall<ref>https://archive.is/UxMLZ</ref> | * He is 187cm tall.<ref>https://archive.is/UxMLZ</ref> | ||
All the facts just mentioned are sourced from the second citation. Feel free to read the entire archived thread that the citation links to and have Snopes factcheck the facts above in case troons try to vandalize the above list and add false facts. | All the [[Fact|facts]] just mentioned are sourced from the second citation. Feel free to read the entire archived thread that the citation links to and have Snopes factcheck the facts above in case troons try to vandalize the above list and add false facts. | ||
== The prophecy mentioned == | == The prophecy mentioned == | ||
According to old scriptures, "Froot" is not [[Admin 6]] and will save the site. Why? peer-reviewed studies show that he actually loves soyjaks and wants to preserve soy culture. | According to old scriptures, "Froot" is not [[Admin 6]] and will save the site. Why? [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies show]] that he actually loves soyjaks and wants to preserve soy culture. | ||
Revision as of 10:53, 25 August 2023
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Froot is a biological weapon created by the CIA and WHO to trick westerners into becoming vegan. After discovering Jesus, he broke free and began to live a normal life. In 1990 Doll and Froot used to date and Froot stole 8k from him, so in 2023 he used that money to buy the sharty. Despite this, Doll and Froot are still friends because Doll is a cuck. Subsequently, Froot formed the currently governing Soyumvirate with Doll and Angeleno. While Froot has overcame his evil globalist fed origins, it cannot be said whether or not he will be a force for good or evil on the sharty.
Froot facts
- He is in favor of TND (Yet doesn't allow in on /soy/)
- He is anywhere between 20 and 47 years of age (even doe the post where he says that he is 47 is an obvious joke you 80 IQ nigger)
- He is planning to kick all Kolyma influence from the site
- He is planning to use the slight profits from selling 'jak plushies to pay the server costs.
- His favorite NAS is Thugposting.
- He doesn't hate Kuz.
- He doesn't hate /caca/posting and is in fact a /caca/poster himself. He even advocated for /caca/ to be made.
- He hates Ongezellig and is planning to delete /qa/.
- His favorite Fishtank participant is Letty and he doesn't like Josie.
- He doesn't like Skibidi Toilet
- He wants to add /cado/
- He's going to get new jannies for the sharty.
- He listens to nigger music but it's hecking ok because all the artists he listens to are white.
- He hasn't watched anime since 2014
- His eye color is C20.
- He allegedly started browsing /qa//the sharty in late 2020/early 2021.
- His favorite soyjak variant is Impish Soyak Ears.
- His favorite soyjak is Cobson.
- He does not have STDs.
- His favorite sport is motorsport
- He supports Russia, but only because (((Max))) said so,
- He doesn't think Max is a bad person.
- He is a diehard f1troon
- He is planning to put ads on the site
- He said that he owns 11 cars. One of them is a 2013 car, the rest are very old with them being dated between 1970-2000. Also six of them are French.
- He does not like ponies.
- He allegedly shot someone in Romania.
- He fucked a girl in Montpellier, meaning that he's not a virgin like 99% of us
- He has a girlfriend that he is planning to marry.
- He doesn't have any sexual attraction towards children.
- He is a White European from a first-world country in Europe.
- He doesn't care about ban evading that much and has been banned from the sharty 8 times.
- He was named by "a random dude on Discord." [1]
- He uses Windows 10.
- He is Roman Catholic.
- He does not mind frogs.
- He likes the movie Parasite (2019).
- He likes the show Breaking Bad.
- He likes the videogame Minecraft, as well as Rainbow Six (1998) ,Rainbow Six: Rogue Spear (1999), Rainbow Six 3: Raven Shield (2003), Ready Or Not, and Sven co-op.
- He heavily dislikes Muslims, Poles, and Soylita posters.
- He hates niggerweed.
- He is 187cm tall.[2]
All the facts just mentioned are sourced from the second citation. Feel free to read the entire archived thread that the citation links to and have Snopes factcheck the facts above in case troons try to vandalize the above list and add false facts.
The prophecy mentioned
According to old scriptures, "Froot" is not Admin 6 and will save the site. Why? peer-reviewed studies show that he actually loves soyjaks and wants to preserve soy culture.
- ↑ It just is, okay?
- ↑ https://archive.is/UxMLZ
