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The Five Board Plan was
There were also three hidden boards: /nate/, /sneed/, and /test/ for a total of eight. |
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Impjak Adventure, also known as Choose your own Swedish adventure and The Adventures of Impjak, was a "Choose Your Own Adventure"-inspired webcomic on the /soy/ board of soyjak.party, where it is promoted as a stickied post. It started on April 5th, 2021, and quickly gained popularity. It had several different authors. The comic featured several characters and elements from the Soyjak universe, including Impish Soyak Ears, Fingerboys and Dr. Soyowicz. The story ended on June 14, 2021. The original thread got wiped during a spambot raid on 2021-08-11, the second thread died later on 2021-09-21 after reaching last page without being bumped. |
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Chudjak, sometimes also called Poljak, is a Wojak variant that was made to mock right-wing /pol/ users. His facial features include almond-shaped eyes, thick-framed glasses, and a distinct lack of chin. While these particular features are often attributed to adolescent mass-shooters and far-right extremists, 'jak fact-checkers have found evidence to suggest that an obsession with American politics, regardless of affiliation, can often cause an individual to develop this particular phenotype. As such, it is also commonly used as a template for trannyjaks, commiejaks, and other wojak edits meant to mock left-wingers. Because of Chudjak's polarizing nature and extreme versatility in being used against various political demographics, posting a Chudjak can often result in other posters retaliating with their own Chudjaks. This can lead to a thread devolving into warring factions quoting each other with Chudjak edits, a phenomenon remarkably similar to a conventional soy duel. Some /pol/ users have also chosen to self-identify as the Chudjak, making images such as Roman art parodies depicting chuds "looking like and saying that." The word "Chud" stands for "Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller", which comes from the 1984 bone-chilling, character-development-driven, cheap-jumpscares-free, emotionally-draining, slow-burn science fiction horror movie C.H.U.D. and was popularized as a pejorative against right-wingers by the podcast Chapo Trap House. |
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Captain Coal, also called "Captain Nigger", is a tripfag on soyjak.party who |
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Coal, otherwise known as Coalposts, derives its name from the real coal rock. Coal is known to be the opposite of gem on places like Soyjak.party. Unlike gems, which are high quality and uncommon; and the average post, which is wholly average and neither coal nor gem; your average coalpost is a special combination of low quality and low effort. Coal does not serve any use for the community other than to occupy space that could have been a gem, making watchersby hopelessly lament what could have been. Coal is doubly detrimental because it floods gems off the board to be forever lost to continuous coal spam. |
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Nigger, also stylised as NIGGER, is a racially discriminatory slur against people of the coloured persuasion. The word is often attested within enlightened scientific communities to be the most comical utterance ever to emerge from the English language, perhaps even besting the mighty though. |
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The coal that destroyed the sharty was the vantablack niggerstone that permanently destablized the already-fragile soy community. There is much debate about how the coal that destroyed the sharty was formed, and whether the warning signs were there. Some researchers believe that it was the result of a meteorite impact, while others believe that it was coaled up by (((natural means))). There is also some evidence that suggests that man-made processes may have caused the post’s creation. In either case, the coal that destroyed the sharty had a huge impact on the environment and ecosystems of South Africa. |
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Nigger Weed, also know as Negro Cannabis, is a psychoactive drug from the Cannabis plant. Native to Central and South Chicago, the negro cannabis plant has been used as a drug for both recreational and entheogenic purposes and in various traditional medicinesfor centuries. Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) is the main psychoactive component of negro cannabis, which is one of the 483 known compounds in the plant, including at least 65 other cannabinoids, including cannabidiol (CBD). Negro cannabis can be used by smoking, vaporizing, within food, or as an extract. |
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IT'S OVER is a meme buzzword that has been adapted for use in Soyjaks. The original phrase/meme was created by the Huffington Post during the 2016 United States presidential election. They predicted that "IT'S OVER" for Donald Trump (he's going to lose ). The anons on the /pol/ board on 4chan parodied this by creating "IT'S JOEVER", a similar format but instead implying "IT'S OVER" for Joe Biden. The phrase did NOT become popular in 'jak culture when Soot posted the "IT'S OVER" format with a Markiplier Soyjak, after a /qa/ soywipe. The format has been used with many soyjak variants, such as Impish Soyak Ears and Eat The Bugs Soyjak. |
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The Italo-Argentine War is an ongoing flame war between 2 posters on whether their people are white or not, even though they're both not white. As of May 18th 2024, this is still ongoing, and like 40% of new booru posts are dedicated to it. In January 2023, the calls for the death of all Italaryans reached the 'ru. Anti-Italaryan images were posted and the Argentine howled for the death of all Italaryans in the comments. In response, anti-shitgentinian images began appearing. The comment section was flooded with images of the Italaryan/shitgentinian chudjak with a small dick. The fighting escalated significantly in February and shows no sign of stopping. It is unknown whether the participants are actually Argentinian and Italian or just a bunch of board samefagging teens. Multiple peer-reviewed studies are being conducted to confirm this theory. In an attempt to curb the spam, the booru filtered key words and images, including Italaryan, shitgentinian and the aforementioned images of chudjak on February 21 2023. This has not worked. On March 24 2023, the booru announced that it was banning all country war comments in unrelated posts. |
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A gemstone (also called a gem, fine gem, jewel, precious stone, or (((semi-precious stone))) is a piece of mineral crystal which, in cut and polished form, is used to make jewelry or other adornments. However, certain rocks (such as lapis lazuli and opal) and occasionally organic materials that are not minerals (such as amber, jet, and pearl) are also used for jewelry and are therefore often considered to be gemstones as well. Most gemstones are hard, but some soft minerals are used in jewelry because of their luster or other physical properties that have aesthetic value. Rarity is another characteristic that lends value to a gemstone. |
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Bobo the Sharty Janny is the official mascot of Soyjak Party effective March 6, 2023. On January 18, 2023, a soyteen made a thread where Soyjak.party/History was fed into an AI so it would give what would happen in the future. The AI wrote that Kuz will announce that soyjak.party is getting a new mascot called "Bobo the Sharty Janny" on February 15, 2023, then make him officially the mascot on March 6, 2023. The same day, another thread was made where a 'teen went to ChatGPT and asked it what Bobo the Sharty Janny's slogan would be. ChatGPT responded with "The life of the party, the smell of the crowd." He has already caused frogcucks to seethe and cope about his existence, securing his place as a Gem. |
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