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Edit: ok guys i have an idea if anyone has soot's phone number dm me. [[Selfish Little Fuck|if he can someohow copyright all the soyjaks, we will be saved!]]
{{Quoting|You know what i hate most about the subreddit? Their lack of originality. They have 158 000 members but in two years have produced almost nothing. Their subreddit consists of posting recycled shitposts from other subreddits and using the same comment template hudreds of times under every post (your is: damn something). They don’t have true culture or identity, their only purpose is to make things unfunny and pretend cool and meta-humor enlightened with edgy esoteric slang. And even that is almost fully copy pasted from another community. All of their jaks are made here and then castarated and strelizised before being posted there. It is truly a horrible place and a grim reminder of what Sharty must not become in any circumstances.


== what is r/ihaveihaveihavereddit: ==
~ Chud №7030210}}
It's a subreddit made by redditors with nonsensical humor and mainsteam jak humor that has turned brimstone by twitterds and such
'''r/ihaveihaveihavereddit''' is an irony-poisoned safe-edgy "shitposting" [[Reddit|subreddit]], similar to [[r/196]], which is, just like all other subreddits, populated with incredibly unfunny retarded [[trannies]] and [[autistic]] faggots who merge their own unfunny inside "jokes" such as "[something] is: damn [something]" (borrowed from [[Algorithm Sluts|mr. incredible becoming uncanny]] memes) with [[memes]] and in-jokes from outside communities. In 2023, r/ihaveihaveihaveanaxewound users took particular interests in [[incomprehensible wojacks]] and [[Soyjak.party|sharty]] terminology such as [[gem]], [[coal]], [[brimstone]], [[poopson]], etc, and decided to incorporate it into their cancerous reddit "culture", they also really like the [[Incredible Gassy]] forced meme.


Abiet it is coal, it's not like most subreddits, as it is similar to okbuddyretard in some regards
==Ruination==
Throughout April 27 and 28 of 2024, the sharty finally decided to invade the subreddit and show them what REAL sharty culture is like. Of course anything soyjak-related that isn't le hecking [[incomprehensible wojacks]] causes the reddit troons to break down in fear and dilation, and r/iwannaiwannaiwannakillmyself [[jannies]] decided to lock the subreddit for a while because of the raid.<ref>https://archive.chud.site/soy/thread/7007564</ref> A rogue sympathetic mod then started spamming the sub and modding other soyteens at request. As a result 5 months worth of posts were briefly wiped, before reddit admins undid the damage and locked all of the raiders out of their accounts.<ref>https://archive.chud.site/soy/thread/7007564</ref> One of the raiders hacked into one of the subreddit's janny's accounts and began permabanning users of the sub en-masse with a message reading "TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL".<ref>https://archive.chud.site/soy/thread/7012385</ref>


as of october 2023, there is a "war" brewing between the sharty and ihaveihaveihavereddit, where the NASSY "brimerald" "Poopson" (or Po opson) is forced into the beautiful lands of the sharty.
On April 29, The TOL hacker decided to make a stickied post on the site advertising the sharty.<ref>[[File:TOL_sharty_ad.jpg|none|thumb|119x119px]]
 
</ref> The hacker then proceeded to ban all the moderators of the sub and wipe every last post except the sharty ad, thus declaring a 'party WIN over the sub.<ref>[[File:1714417070614u-1.png|none|thumb|115x115px|SUBS CLOSED]]
^forced brimstone war that nobody should give a shit about albeit
</ref>
 
== The meaning of TOL ==
==  The return ==
{{MedsNow}}
On 24th of April the subreddit deprivated and immediate coal spam continued. It seems that their hate against everything that makes Sharty unique has persisted their whole time in hibernation. A thread on /soy/ was made on 28th to call a raid to the subreedit. And some gems were made but around 13 hours later jannies cracked down on 'teens and deleted all the gems.
Now, you may think that the phrase "TOL" is just a simple, Gemmy abbreviation of Total Orban Loss, yet it happens to be something even Gemmier.
 
 
 
 
 
== Schizo Rant ==
autistic nigger website poeple maded a fucking nigger subredit that hurted my feeling i swear to fucking god if i dont get my personal army of 3 autists to do something about it(i dont fucking know what i want them to do), i'll throw a fucking tantrum and kill myself. i swear to fucking god i'll actually do it. i have a 7 foot long dick that i'll tie into a noose and use to fucking hang myself.
 
i dunno when it was made but the subreddit focused on shitposts that was more childish and random than regular shitposts. the posts focused on increasing the level of stupidity within the posts.
 
Recently, the subreddit started posting <s>coal</s> <s>brimstone</s> <s>niggercoal</s> [[Antimatter|i dont fucking know what to call it.]] it's so fucking horrid oh fuck what the fuck fuck wewihbfhuewb fefmwokfmwr.
 
 
The absolute vantablack ,watermelonfriedchickenious ,king of darkness ,raper of my asshole ,destroyer of light, brimstone posted on thsat website can cause the average soyteen to convulse and vomit their fucking organs and shit out their prostate and then EAT IT
 
i efvb ewe3o1eijm
 
oh rigth i had to take a break from writing this article{{CitationNeeded}} because i had to exercise{{CitationNeeded}} anyway i was thinking of having my personal army probably fill the sub with twitter screenshots and turn it into [[R/196|r/196.]] (on a side note i just realised. i saw a bunch of videos of how 4channers blew up isis or some shit.{{CitationNeeded}} since /raid/ has a bunch of people who are just as smart{{CitationNeeded}} as that why haven't they doxxed someone like joe biden{{CitationNeeded}} or blackrock's ceo{{CitationNeeded}} since they condone trannyism(shit that 'teens hate).{{CitationNeeded}} i condone doxxing and am asking for anyone to doxx joe biden or blackrock i'm asking a question on why any 'teens havent done it before. i know they both have guns and shit{{CitationNeeded}} and could like kill us if we doeded it but the thing is like sone 'teens are brave as fuck{{CitationNeeded}} and really reckless and it can't be that hard.{{CitationNeeded}} {what im trying to say is that it seems like something that has a high probaability of hapenning but hasn't happened} again please  doxx blackrock or joe biden please.
 
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<code>nigger.explode("all"); lololol im a coder rofl</code>
 
[[Zoomers|yo this wiki writing thing is really fun i coud keep doing this]]
 
LETTING IN NEW GODS IST LE BAD EVEN DOE WE WERE ALL NEW GODS AT ONE POINT EVEN DOE WE [[Autism|ALLSO WERE NOT ANTI TRANSPHOBIC AND DALSO WE WRER NOG ANTI NIGGER SAYING THAT IS SAYING THE NIGGER WORD WITCH THEY ARE ANTI TORDS]] AND THAT IS LE BAD EVEN DOE IT HURTS BLACKS FEALINGS AKA NIGGERSZ AND LAOS BEIGN TRASNTFOPBIC HURST FHTEM EBAUG THEYA SLSREADLT AREDS GORIENG EODTOS KEAIFAFNJSAPISFDVHUSXpgw0-ergiwifjs[aADUIFAIOVZKV,SLRIA[QA0R092KQEMFSOCIVKZOX IO2327SKDFJAU2777227723333JKDAON;AIAIPFJIASPIFJAPFJAIPOF{{CitationNeeded}}
 
== 6ixThrembo ==
the GOD who keeps undoing my fucking edit on this article please fuck me i sear to fucking god please im going to fucking cry you fuckin gbully love you love you fuckenbfbehb hrbvb 3gtr3ybyhji


i created a fucking account and now im fucking namefagging. [[retard|why can't i fucking upload images]]
TOL is the meaning of life.


autistic fucking website
TOL is all around us. TOL was a prophecy set by God Himself so that one day, This subreddit will die out. It is inevitable that this one phrase is set to do something good for once and not once did it dissapoint. TOL, in every case possible, is the Gem that saved the party.


im trans btw
TOL


== ideas on how to destroy the nigger website ==
TOTAL ORBAN LOSS


====== i dont fucking know ======
^This man's level of optimism is heccin' inspiring
how about we become friends!! love and positivity!! can win with great friends!!


====== pray to allah ======
==April Invasion Seethe Gallery==
didnt fucking work ITS OVER NIGGER
<gallery>
File:I have reddit seethe 1.jpeg
File:I have reddit seethe 2.png
File:I have reddit seethe 3.jpeg|{{quote|>GO BACK TO YOUR WEBSITE THAT WE APPROPRIATED ALL YOUR JOKES FROM}}
File:I have reddit seethe 4.jpeg|A 'ditor who just learned about [[Qa/|/qa/]] and is using it to btfo le wojackerinos
File:I have reddit seethe 5.jpeg
File:I have reddit seethe 6.png
File:I have reddit seethe 7.png
File:I have reddit seethe 8.png
File:I have reddit troons are pedos.png|Of course ihavereddit 'cord trannies are pedophiles; taken from their official 'cord server btw
File:I have reddit seethe 9.png
File:Ihavereddit set to private.jpeg|alt=REDDIT'S CLOSED|Womp womp
File:I have reddit seethe 10.png
File:TOL sharty ad.jpg|The pinned sharty ad
File:Subs closed.png|SUBS CLOSED
File:1714421915645a.png|Your subreddits: damn dead! HAHAHAHAH GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
<ref></ref>
</gallery>


====== ask them to politely stop ======
==May butthurt gallery==
didnt fucking work they called me a nigger, took my children as slaves, burned my house and crops and exiled me from my home ITS OVER NIGGER
After the 'arty's successful MOGGING of r/ihaveihaveihaveaids, multiple users on the multitude of other similarly garbage shitpost subreddits began seething and projecting their pedophilia and internet addiction onto soyteens. Enjoy!
<gallery>
File:Reddit vs sharty endgame.jpeg|{{quote|>Oh my atheism! This is LITERALLY just like the scene in Endgame where all the avengers are coming out to fight Thanos, but this time Thanos is a group of transphobic nazi incel manbabies (unlike myself)! They're so heckin' pathetic it's laughable. Like, raping children isn't le hurting anyone dudes. Chill out and buy one of those of chinese slave labor-manufactured obscure lost media liminal funkopops!}}<br>Also blud posted this to 5 other subreddits as well, kek
File:sharty is the worst.png|Plebbitor projection at its finest
File:safe edgy redditor.png|So heckin' safe-edgy and intimidating!
File:Ban the soyjak fuckers.jpeg|MOOOOODS BAN THEM 😭!!!!!
File:Imagine a soyjack party.png
File:projecting redditor.png|Delusional plebbitor lying about how soyteens are "DA PEDOOOS" as if these subreddits aren't actively grooming minors
File:soyjack party mfs.jpeg|Peak reddit autism
File:Outlet to express my transphobia.png|Faggot with [[You look like this and say this|no arrow]] complaining about the heckin' transphobic WoahJacks! None of this would've happened if these redditrannies never co-opted sharty slang in the first place.
File:soyjak party lobotomites.png|Reddit avatarfag thinks xer life is like a heckin' wholesome trans video game!
File:redditors react to the REAL sharty.png|Redditors' brains short-circuit when provided with a dose of what the sharty is actually like, GEG! Also {{quote|>everything I don't understand is a fetish}} Truly shows how porn-addicted these retards are
File:Seething redditor BTFO by a soyquote.png|Dumb reddit neckbeard gets BTFO by a simple soyquote
File:wojak party dumbasses.png|{{quote|>ITS DA [[Wojak Paradise|WOJAK PARTY]]!!!!}}
File:sharty is an asylum.png|Redditcucks finding out [[4cuck]] isn't the Boogeyman they should be afraid of<br>{{quote|It's like an asylum}} [[Mental Asylum|Correct]]
File:sudechad ruination.png|Some classic ruination coming from a [[sude]]CHAD
File:sudeCHAD spam.jpg|SudeCHAD spamming horrific medical images and DMing it to reddit trannies
File:goddamn soyjak party.png|Soyjack party is NOT wholesome chungus 100!
File:1714512832838l.png|{{quote|>The reddit trans army is gonna DESTROY the heccin' wojack bigots!}}
File:1714514893453b-0.jpeg|{{quote|>Just like muh vidya gaymes!!!}}
File:1714586152097a-0.png|Cringe-worthy reddit parody of the Churchill speech
</gallery>


====== the tunnel plan ======
==See also==
paint a tunnel in the wall and trick them into running into it
*[[Reddit]]
IT DIDNT FUCKING WORK THEY JUST RAN THROUGH IT
*[[Incomprehensible wojacks]]
thats it im gonna chase them through it too!
*[[R/196]]
*[[Wojak Paradise]]


ACKKKK
{{Reflist}}
====== THE ULTIMATE PLAN ======
{{Troll}}
{{Redtext|IM GONNA BLOW UP THE FUCKING SUBREDDIT BECAUSE IM A SELFISH LITTLE FUCK! IHAVIHAVEIHAVE NIGGERS HAVE 90 SECONDS TO LEAVE IT BEFORE I FUCKING EXPLODE AND BLOW IT ALL TO HELL!}}
[[File:FERALFUCKINGEXPLODE.png|400px|center]]

Latest revision as of 08:45, 2 May 2024

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Norwegians may vandalise this page gem from time to time.
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
Really well meme'd my friend!

R/ihaveihaveihavereddit is darker than coal...

“ You know what i hate most about the subreddit? Their lack of originality. They have 158 000 members but in two years have produced almost nothing. Their subreddit consists of posting recycled shitposts from other subreddits and using the same comment template hudreds of times under every post (your is: damn something). They don’t have true culture or identity, their only purpose is to make things unfunny and pretend cool and meta-humor enlightened with edgy esoteric slang. And even that is almost fully copy pasted from another community. All of their jaks are made here and then castarated and strelizised before being posted there. It is truly a horrible place and a grim reminder of what Sharty must not become in any circumstances.

~ Chud №7030210

”

r/ihaveihaveihavereddit is an irony-poisoned safe-edgy "shitposting" subreddit, similar to r/196, which is, just like all other subreddits, populated with incredibly unfunny retarded trannies and autistic faggots who merge their own unfunny inside "jokes" such as "[something] is: damn [something]" (borrowed from mr. incredible becoming uncanny memes) with memes and in-jokes from outside communities. In 2023, r/ihaveihaveihaveanaxewound users took particular interests in incomprehensible wojacks and sharty terminology such as gem, coal, brimstone, poopson, etc, and decided to incorporate it into their cancerous reddit "culture", they also really like the Incredible Gassy forced meme.

Ruination

Throughout April 27 and 28 of 2024, the sharty finally decided to invade the subreddit and show them what REAL sharty culture is like. Of course anything soyjak-related that isn't le hecking incomprehensible wojacks causes the reddit troons to break down in fear and dilation, and r/iwannaiwannaiwannakillmyself jannies decided to lock the subreddit for a while because of the raid.[1] A rogue sympathetic mod then started spamming the sub and modding other soyteens at request. As a result 5 months worth of posts were briefly wiped, before reddit admins undid the damage and locked all of the raiders out of their accounts.[2] One of the raiders hacked into one of the subreddit's janny's accounts and began permabanning users of the sub en-masse with a message reading "TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL".[3]

On April 29, The TOL hacker decided to make a stickied post on the site advertising the sharty.[4] The hacker then proceeded to ban all the moderators of the sub and wipe every last post except the sharty ad, thus declaring a 'party WIN over the sub.[5]

The meaning of TOL

Now, you may think that the phrase "TOL" is just a simple, Gemmy abbreviation of Total Orban Loss, yet it happens to be something even Gemmier.

TOL is the meaning of life.

TOL is all around us. TOL was a prophecy set by God Himself so that one day, This subreddit will die out. It is inevitable that this one phrase is set to do something good for once and not once did it dissapoint. TOL, in every case possible, is the Gem that saved the party.

TOL

TOTAL ORBAN LOSS

^This man's level of optimism is heccin' inspiring

April Invasion Seethe Gallery

  • >GO BACK TO YOUR WEBSITE THAT WE APPROPRIATED ALL YOUR JOKES FROM

    >GO BACK TO YOUR WEBSITE THAT WE APPROPRIATED ALL YOUR JOKES FROM

  • A 'ditor who just learned about /qa/ and is using it to btfo le wojackerinos

    A 'ditor who just learned about /qa/ and is using it to btfo le wojackerinos

  • Of course ihavereddit 'cord trannies are pedophiles; taken from their official 'cord server btw

    Of course ihavereddit 'cord trannies are pedophiles; taken from their official 'cord server btw

  • REDDIT'S CLOSED

    Womp womp

  • The pinned sharty ad

    The pinned sharty ad

  • SUBS CLOSED

    SUBS CLOSED

  • Your subreddits: damn dead! HAHAHAHAH GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

    Your subreddits: damn dead! HAHAHAHAH GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

May butthurt gallery

After the 'arty's successful MOGGING of r/ihaveihaveihaveaids, multiple users on the multitude of other similarly garbage shitpost subreddits began seething and projecting their pedophilia and internet addiction onto soyteens. Enjoy!

  • >Oh my atheism! This is LITERALLY just like the scene in Endgame where all the avengers are coming out to fight Thanos, but this time Thanos is a group of transphobic nazi incel manbabies (unlike myself)! They're so heckin' pathetic it's laughable. Like, raping children isn't le hurting anyone dudes. Chill out and buy one of those of chinese slave labor-manufactured obscure lost media liminal funkopops! Also blud posted this to 5 other subreddits as well, kek

    >Oh my atheism! This is LITERALLY just like the scene in Endgame where all the avengers are coming out to fight Thanos, but this time Thanos is a group of transphobic nazi incel manbabies (unlike myself)! They're so heckin' pathetic it's laughable. Like, raping children isn't le hurting anyone dudes. Chill out and buy one of those of chinese slave labor-manufactured obscure lost media liminal funkopops!
    Also blud posted this to 5 other subreddits as well, kek

  • Plebbitor projection at its finest

    Plebbitor projection at its finest

  • So heckin' safe-edgy and intimidating!

    So heckin' safe-edgy and intimidating!

  • MOOOOODS BAN THEM 😭!!!!!

    MOOOOODS BAN THEM 😭!!!!!

  • Delusional plebbitor lying about how soyteens are "DA PEDOOOS" as if these subreddits aren't actively grooming minors

    Delusional plebbitor lying about how soyteens are "DA PEDOOOS" as if these subreddits aren't actively grooming minors

  • Peak reddit autism

    Peak reddit autism

  • Faggot with no arrow complaining about the heckin' transphobic WoahJacks! None of this would've happened if these redditrannies never co-opted sharty slang in the first place.

    Faggot with no arrow complaining about the heckin' transphobic WoahJacks! None of this would've happened if these redditrannies never co-opted sharty slang in the first place.

  • Reddit avatarfag thinks xer life is like a heckin' wholesome trans video game!

    Reddit avatarfag thinks xer life is like a heckin' wholesome trans video game!

  • Redditors' brains short-circuit when provided with a dose of what the sharty is actually like, GEG! Also >everything I don't understand is a fetish Truly shows how porn-addicted these retards are

    Redditors' brains short-circuit when provided with a dose of what the sharty is actually like, GEG! Also >everything I don't understand is a fetish Truly shows how porn-addicted these retards are

  • Dumb reddit neckbeard gets BTFO by a simple soyquote

    Dumb reddit neckbeard gets BTFO by a simple soyquote

  • >ITS DA WOJAK PARTY!!!!

    >ITS DA WOJAK PARTY!!!!

  • Redditcucks finding out 4cuck isn't the Boogeyman they should be afraid of It's like an asylum Correct

    Redditcucks finding out 4cuck isn't the Boogeyman they should be afraid of
    It's like an asylum Correct

  • Some classic ruination coming from a sudeCHAD

    Some classic ruination coming from a sudeCHAD

  • SudeCHAD spamming horrific medical images and DMing it to reddit trannies

    SudeCHAD spamming horrific medical images and DMing it to reddit trannies

  • Soyjack party is NOT wholesome chungus 100!

    Soyjack party is NOT wholesome chungus 100!

  • >The reddit trans army is gonna DESTROY the heccin' wojack bigots!

    >The reddit trans army is gonna DESTROY the heccin' wojack bigots!

  • >Just like muh vidya gaymes!!!

    >Just like muh vidya gaymes!!!

  • Cringe-worthy reddit parody of the Churchill speech

    Cringe-worthy reddit parody of the Churchill speech

See also


Citations

  1. ↑ https://archive.chud.site/soy/thread/7007564
  2. ↑ https://archive.chud.site/soy/thread/7007564
  3. ↑ https://archive.chud.site/soy/thread/7012385
  4. ↑
  5. ↑
    SUBS CLOSED
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