Soytionary
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Soy Speak ('oy 'peak), also known as Jakspeak, is a constructed international auxiliary language spoken mainly on The Party and formerly on /qa/. This page will house a dictionary, where the meaning of words, the correct way to apostrophise them (the main reason why this page was made) and if different from English, their definitions in Soy Speak. Feel free to contribute.
Core Vocabulary of Soy Speak
English | Soy Speak |
a good thing | gem |
a bad thing | coal |
neuter | carbon |
a good thing, with bad qualities | goal |
good | gemmy |
bad | coaly |
a better thing, comparatively | gemerald[1] |
a worse thing, comparatively | dust |
a worse thing than the worse thing | brimstone[2] |
the worst of the worst | vantablack[3][4] |
normal people | normies |
alt-rightist | chud |
user of soyjak.party | soyteen, usually written 'teen |
soyjak.party | the 'sharty, the sharty, the 'party, the 'arty |
4chan | the 'cuck, 4cuck |
Discord | 'cord, Der 'cord |
Nikocado Avocado | 'cado |
The above mentioned's asshole | Coinslot[5] |
The above table highlights the very core vocabulary of Soy Speak. These are the words that you will see used the most in the 'sharty.
The Soytionary
Format
This is the format in which you should add words.
gem
Etymology
From the English word "gem", meaning "A precious stone, usually of substantial monetary value due to its beauty and appearance"
Noun
gem (countable, plural gems, apostrophised 'em)
- A high-effort and high-quality post.
- "This post is such a gem."
- A good thing.
A
-ACK
Etymology
From the sound a tranny make when xhe hangs xerselves
Interjection
ACK
- A phrase usually inserted into the middle of a soyquote to indicate the individual being quoted is a tranny.
- "Trans rights are hum-ACK!."
Antimatter
Etymology
From "Anti-" + "Matter"
Noun
Antimatter (uncountable)
- Something so bad it is met with universal contempt.
- A hypothetical type of content even worse than Vantablack.
- The coal that will kill the 'Sharty.
B
Brimstone
Etymology
From the English word "brimstone", meaning "A synonym for Sulfur, now typically restricted to use in a biblical context."
Noun
Brimstone (countable, plural brimstones, apostrophised 'im, Sometimes shortened as Brim)
- A very low-effort and offensively low-quality post.
- "This post is brimstone from the depths of niggerhell."
- A very bad thing.
- A word indicating something worse than Dust.
C
Carbon
Etymology
From the English word "Carbon", meaning "The chemical element with an atomic number of 6."
Noun
Carbon (uncountable)
- A Mediocre, forgettable post.
- "The carbon that does nothing to the Sharty."
- Something that is neither good nor bad.
Catalogue
Etymology
From the English word "Catalogue", meaning "A systematic list of books, names, pictures, etc."
Noun
Catalogue (Countable, plural Catalogues, apostrophised 'log, sometimes called the Catty)
- A collection of all the threads on a given board.
- "Cob on the 'log."
- "Gemmy catty wipe"
Coal
Etymology
From the English word "Coal", meaning "A black or brownish black rock formed from prehistoric plant remains, composed largely of carbon and burned as a fuel. "
Noun
Coal (countable, plural coals)
- A low-effort and low-quality post.
- "This post is coal."
- A bad thing.
4cuck
Etymology
From 4chan + cuck (A weak, virile or submissive man.)
Proper noun
4cuck (apostrophised the 'cuck)
- An anonymous imageboard founded in 2003, very popular with troons and niggers.
- "The 'cucks been coal ever since /qa/ got deleted."
D
Discord
Etymology
From the instant messaging platform Discord.
Noun
Discord (countable and uncountable, plural discords apostrophised 'Cord )
- (uncountable) An instant messaging platform founded in 2015 popular with troons.
- "Discord and its consequences has been a disaster for the human race."
- "'cord troons woke up[6]"
- (countable) Any instance of a server on the above mentioned platform.
- "Der 'Cord woke up."
- "Der 'Cord woke up."
Dust
Etymology
From the English word "dust", meaning "Dry material reduced to powder."
Noun
Dust (uncountable, apostrophised 'ust )
- A low-effort and low-quality post.
- "This article is dust."
- A comparatively bad thing.
- Something worse than coal.
E
F
Foid
Etymology
This term is an inverse of the term "moid" which was coined by the radical feminist image board, crystal.cafe.
Noun
foid (countable, plural foids, apostrophised 'oid[7])
- A derogatory term used for women (not to be confused with trannies who aren't women.)
- "The 'fe is filled with retarded foids."
G
gem
Etymology
From the English word "gem", meaning "A precious stone, usually of substantial monetary value due to its beauty and appearance"
Noun
gem (countable, plural gems, apostrophised 'em)
- A high-effort and high-quality post.
- "This post is such a gem."
- A good thing.
- "'zellig is such a gem.[8]"
gemerald
Etymology
gem + -erald, from the English word "emerald", proposed Futurama origin
Noun
gemerald (countable, plural gemeralds, apostrophised 'rald)
- A word combo that means a post higher quality than a regular gem.
- "rare cobson gemerald."
H
HWABAG
Etymology
From the phrase "He Will Always Be A Gem[9]"
Acronym
HWABAG
- Cobson will always be high-quality.
- "Cobson is such a gem. HWABAG."
- He will always be high-quality. (Referring to somebody who was mentioned earlier)
- "why do you hate 'plierjak so much? HWABAG"
HWNBAG
Etymology
From the phrase "He Will Never Be A Gem[9]"
Acronym
HWNBAG
- Cobson will always be low quality.
- "Coalson is brim. HWNBAG."
- He will always be low-quality. (Referring to somebody who was mentioned earlier.)[10]
- "Fuck 'plier, HWNBAG."
I
IAS
Etymology
From the phrase "Is a soyjak[9]"
Acronym
IAS
- Referring to something possessing the qualities of a Soyjak.
- "Cobson is an IAS gem."
Iron
See Carbon
J
-jak
Etymology
Taken from the end of the Soy Speak word "soyjak."
Suffix
-jak
- Denotes an object as being a soyjak or soyjak variant.
- feraljak, fruitjak, colorjak
- "Say the line, X-jak"[11]
Janny
Etymology
From 4cuck slang "Janny", meaning "A forum moderator"
Noun
Janny (countable, plural Jannies, Janitors apostrophised 'anitor,'anny, Janitor is sometimes used, as are tranitor, and JanJan)
- A low level moderator on imageboards that has the ability to delete posts but not ban users, who undertakes their work for no financial compensation whatsoever.
- Any internet moderator in general, wheather on imageboards or otherwise. Generally recieve no pay for their work.
- "Janny swept my 'ems off the log"
K
L
Lee
Etymology
From Lee Goldson.
Noun
Lee (countable, plural Lees)
- An individual who emulates the obsessive behaviour and anger of the original Lee. Lees of the sharty tend to focus, like their namesake, on one particular variant or type of content they dislike, typically responding with threats of violence to any post containing or referrencing it.
M
Marge
Etymology
From the Simpsons character "Marge".
Interjection
Marge
- Used to express doubt or confusion.
- "Marge."
Margerald
Etymology
From marge + -erald.
Noun
margerald
- A post so confusing that it has become a nonsense gem.
- "Colorjak margerald."
N
NAS
Etymology
From the phrase "Not a soyjak[9]"
Acronym
NAS
- Referring to something lacking most or all of the qualities of Soyjak.
- "Sidson is NAS coal."
newGODS
Etymology
From new (Newborn) + -GODS, a suffix showing endearment and well likedness. It is an inverse of 4cuck culture, where the term newfag was used to refer to new users. This is contrarian to the values of the 'sharty, where newGODS are well liked, which resulted in the creation of this term and the creation of the term oldtroon.
Noun
newGOD (countable, plural newGODS)
- Referring to a new user.
- "newGODS won oldtroons lost"
Nvke
Etymology
Abbreviation of the soyspeak phrase Trvth_Nvke, which is derived from the phrase "Truth Bomb"
Noun
Nvke (countable, plural Nvkes)
Referring to a new user.
- A truthful and revealing statement
- "I'm about to drop some Nvkes about the doll era"
Adjective
- Revealing and factual
- "OP just post a real Nvke 'toss"
O
oldtroon
Etymology
From old (Of a living being, having lived for most of the expected years.) + troon, it is an inverse of 4cuck culture, where the term newfag was used to refer to new users. This is contrarian to the values of the 'sharty, where newGODS are well liked, which resulted in the creation of this term and the creation of the term newGOD.
Noun
oldtroon (countable, plural oldtroons, apostrophised 'troon[12])
- Referring to an old user, usually frogsissies, who are mad about new soyteens joining the site.
- "zoomer DIAMOND TOTAL OLDTROON DEATH"
- Referring to a newGOD trying to act like an old user, while having opinions even oldtroons don't.
- "The Kuz era wasn't good nigger stop acting like an oldtroon."
OMGSISA
Etymology
From the phrase "Oh My God She Is So Attractive[9]"
Acronym
OMGSISA
- Referring to an attractive woman.
- "OMGSISA."
- Sarcastiacally used in referrence to troons and ugly women.
Ongezellig
Etymology
From the Dutch animated web series "Ongezellig", the name of which means "Unsociable" in Dutch
Proper noun
Ongezellig (uncountable apostrophised 'Zellig, rarely 'lig)
- A dutch animated web series that was first released on youtube in 2018 and gained traction on 4cuck's /qa/. It was canceled in 2023.
- "'lig on the 'log."
- "'zellig is gemmy and /qa/ culture."
- "'zellig is dutchnime cancer."
P
'P
Etymology
From CP, an English acronym for "child pornography."
Noun
'p (uncountable)
- Child pornography.
- "EMBEDDED 'P AT 0:13 MODS MODS MODS"
Q
R
S
T
'Toss
Etymology
From the American political comic "Stonetoss".
Noun
'toss (countable, plural 'tosses, apostrophised 'oss or 'ss[13])
- A comic, typically edited to include soyjaks.
- "New 'toss."
Trvth_Nvke
Etymology
Derived from the phrase "Truth Bomb"
Noun
Trvth_Nvke (countable, plural Nvkes)
Referring to a new user.
- A truthful and revealing statement
- "I'm about to drop some Trvth_Nvkes about the froot era"
Adjective
- Revealing and factual
- "OP just post a real Trvth_Nvke 'toss"
tsmt [14]
Etymology
From the phrase "this, so much this".[9]
Acronym
tsmt
- Stating an affirmation of the author's agreement with the quoted person's view or opinion
U
V
Vantablack
Etymology
From the English word "Vantablack", meaning "A class of super-black coatings that absorb almost all light."
Noun
Vantablack (uncountable)
- An extremely low-effort and offensively low-quality post.
- "This post is vantablack niggerstone from hell."
- The worst of the worst.
- Something worse than Brimstone
W
X
Y
YWNBAW
Etymology
From the phrase "You Will Never Be A Woman[9]"
Acronym
YWNBAW
- An insult referring to the fact that a transgender will never actually become a woman, no matter how hard he tries.
- "YWNBAW, kill yourself tranny freak"
Z
Citations
- ↑ the phrase "gemmy gemerald" or "the gemmiest gemerald" will often be used to indicate something that's better than a normal gemerald.
- ↑ There are some words that are used to say the opposite of brimstone, for example "tanzanite", but these aren't used very commonly. Usually, the term used is "gemerald".
- ↑ used both as a noun and an adjective, although it's usually only used as the phrase "vantablack brimstone", never adding anything to other nouns.
- ↑ There being more words to describe bad things than good things shows how the psyche of the average soyteen operates.
- ↑ usually, 'cado will also be used for the coinslot.
- ↑ Usually contracted into 'cordtroons.
- ↑ This is technically true, but nobody ever says it.
- ↑ NOTE: the quotations do not have anything to do with my personal views
- ↑ 9.0 9.1 9.2 9.3 9.4 9.5 9.6 In Soy Speak, every multi-word sentence can become an acronym. This is named Cobson's Law. (named by me)
- ↑ While this definition is possible, nobody ever uses it this way.
- ↑ This is frequently found in twittertroon memes, despite the subjects usually not being 'jaks. This is because trannies are retarded.
- ↑ although this is correct, nobody says it, or something.
- ↑ Ev&oe 'toss is already apostrophied, it was apostrophised again due to Janny's law.
- ↑ tsmt is different from other acronyms, because it's usually always written in lowercase. this may be because the original acronym is all lowercase.
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