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File:May qwah.png|Maya's emotions got their way looking at [[qa/|/qa/]]
File:kuzaskingtogetincontactwithmassa.png|[[Kuz]] asking to get in contact with Studio Massa
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===Origin===
[[File:Massa operations.gif|right]]
In a dark dorm room, somewhere in Holland...
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<poem>
{{Quote|>WHAT THE HELL?! WHY ISNT ANYONE WATCHING MY DUTCH ANIME?! I JUST DID MY BEST JOB ON THIS SLICE OF LIFE-ESQUE CARTOON!!!!!!}}
''*alt-tab Discord*''
{{Quote|>SHILLS!}}
{{OT|<YES MASTER!!!}}
{{Quote|>GET TO WORK!!! START SHILLING MY ANIME ON ANONYMOUS IMAGEBOARDS WHERE YOU CANT GET CAUGHT!!! I NEED THOSE STUPID PATREON BUCKS BECAUSE IM A SELFISH FUCKBRAIN PISSBABY!!!}}
{{OT|<AS YOU COMMAND MASTER!!!!}}
{{Quote|>OH AND DONT FORGET TO SLANDER ANYONE WHO CALLS YOU OUT AS A DISCROD LOSER EVEN THOUGH I HAVE MY OWN DISCORD SERVER. NOW GO EARN YOUR FIFTY CENTS!!!!}}
Years later...
{{Quote|>WHAT?! AFTER YEARS Of NONSTOP SHILLING I HAVENT GOTTEN A SINGLE GODDAMN PHONE CALL FROM A MAJOR NETWORK?! NOOOOOO!!!}}
{{OT|<SIR! That guy who thinks he is Genghis khan is calling again!}}
{{Quote|>WELL AT LEAST I MANAGED TO SHILL ENOUGH TO MAKE MY SHOW POPULAR WITH SOME BASEMENT DWELLING AUTIST FROM TENNESSEE!!!! I CANT WAIT TO PUMP OUT MORE ANIME TO ENTERTAIN HIS DISCORD FRIENDS}}
{{OT|<Is he even from Tennessee? I heard his real name was Ed-}}
{{Quote|>SHUT THE FUCK UP SHILL!!!! I NEED THIS GUY'S FUCKING BITCOIN MONEY SO DONT SAY ANYTHING THAT COULD MAKE HIM MAD!!!}}
{{Quote|>THEY ARENT FALLING FOR THE SHILLING?!}}
{{Quote|>SHILLS!!!}}
{{OT|<YES MASTER!?}}
{{Quote|>QUICK MAKE "BASED" ONGEZELLIG MEMES SO WE CAN TARGET THE RIGHT WING DEMOGRAPHIC AS WELL!!!}}
{{OT|<YES MASTER!!!}}
{{Quote|>OH AND MAKE SURE TO USE YOUR JANNY POWERS TO DELETE ANYONE WHO CALLS OUT OUR SHILL OPS!!!}}
{{OT|<OF COURSE MASTER!!!}}
<center>^seething incel</center> </poem>
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Revision as of 10:08, 3 June 2023

Episodes

Deel 1+2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tt2ZmH-3uc
Deel 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsvg_WatcaE
Deel 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAMbQoArGSo
Deel 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9j78BNAlBg
Deel 6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3W4_3exi5o


Citations

Ongezellig
is part of a series on
the coal that is killing /soy/
Sources [-+]
Symptoms [-+]
Treatment [-+]