Froot

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Froot is most commonly portrayed as a Gapejak. This has never happened before.

Froot is a biological weapon created by the CIA and WHO to trick westerners into becoming vegan. After discovering Jesus, he broke free and began to live a normal life. In 1990 Doll and Froot used to date and Froot stole 8k from him, so in 2023 he used that money to buy the sharty. Despite this, Doll and Froot are still friends because Doll is a cuck.

Subsequently, Froot formed the currently governing Soyumvirate with Doll and Angeleno. While Froot has overcame his evil globalist fed origins, it cannot be said whether or not he will be a force for good or evil on the sharty. Some say that soyteens should just trust the plan and watch as the sharty becomes gemmier under his rule, while others argue that his apathy towards the sharty and it's problems during the temporary rule of the Soyumvirate will extend to his actual reign, with him watching as the sharty becomes more coaly and slowly dies.

On the 3rd of September 2023, Froot implemented the 50 Board Plan, adding such gems as

• /weld/ - Welding
• /lc/ - Laser Cutting
• /ihop/ - IHOP
• /ef/ - Esoteric Fascism

Based on the pinned thread (well it’s meant to be pinned but isnt doe lol) on that last board, in which he recommended “Hitler the Last Avatar” by Miguel Serrano, it is likely that Froot is a Fascist.

site shutdown in two days <====Do you have a peer-reviewed study to back that up?

Froot is a Josiecel?

Froot facts

• He is in favor of TND (Yet doesn't allow in on /soy/)
• He is anywhere between 20 and 47 years of age (even doe the post where he says that he is 47 is an obvious joke you 80 IQ nigger)
• He is planning to kick all Kolyma influence from the site
• He is planning to use the slight profits from selling 'jak plushies to pay the server costs
• His favorite NAS is Thugposting
• He doesn't hate Kuz
• He doesn't hate /caca/posting and is in fact a /caca/poster himself. He even advocated for /caca/ to be made.
• He hates Ongezellig and is planning to delete /qa/.
• His favorite Fishtank participant is Letty and he doesn't like Josie
• He doesn't like Skibidi Toilet
• He wants to add /cado/
• He's going to get new jannies for the sharty
• He listens to nigger music but it's hecking ok because all the artists he listens to are white.
• He hasn't watched anime since 2014
• His eye color is C20
• He allegedly started browsing /qa//the sharty in late 2020/early 2021
• His favorite soyjak variant is Impish Soyak Ears
• His favorite soyjak is Cobson
• He does not have STDs
• His favorite sport is motorsport
• He supports Russia, but only because (((Max))) said so
• He doesn't think Max is a bad person
• He is a diehard f1troon
• He is planning to put ads on the site, though he did promise that there won't be any blacked ads and that the ads would be interesting
• He said that he owns 11 cars. One of them is a 2013 car, the rest are very old with them being dated between 1970-2000. (carfag yikes)
• He does not care about ponies
• He fucked a girl in Montpellier, meaning that he's not a virgin like 99% of us
• He has a girlfriend that he is planning to marry
• He is a White European from a first-world country in Europe
• He doesn't care about ban evading that much and has been banned from the sharty 8 times
• He was named by "a random dude on Discord."
• He uses Windows 10
• He is Roman Catholic
• He does not mind frogs
• He likes the movie Parasite (2019)
• He likes the show Breaking Bad
• He likes the videogame Minecraft, as well as Rainbow Six (1998) ,Rainbow Six: Rogue Spear (1999), Rainbow Six 3: Raven Shield (2003), Ready Or Not, and Sven co-op
• He heavily dislikes Muslims, Poles, and Soylita posters
• He hates niggerweed
• He is 187cm tall.
• The last anime he had liked is evangeylion when it was still popular with the movies.
• He uses imageboards since 2015, QA culture since 2020
• His favorite fruit is Orange
• Froot was asked to rank all of the past admins. he ranked them in this order from best to worst: Doll, Soot, Kuz and Max
  • Doll is his favorite one due to claiming him even be better than Sooty Soot; Froot thinks Doll is objectively better than Soot for other reasons than "just creating the website"
  • after doll and soot comes Kuz, which he claims as an admin he's a total failure and probably in other aspects in real life.
  • after Kuz comes Max. He claims Max isn't a bad person, but doesn't belong here due to being more of a businessman than a 'jakker.

• politically speaking, he seems to be fascist leaning.

• He has added datamining properties to the site and is now fingerprinting users

Most of the facts just mentioned are sourced from the second citation. Feel free to read the entire archived thread that the citation links to and have Snopes factcheck the facts above in case troons try to vandalize the above list and add false facts.

The prophecy mentioned

According to old scriptures, "Froot" is not Admin 6 and will save the site. Why? peer-reviewed studies show that he actually loves soyjaks and wants to preserve soy culture.