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By the [https://web.archive.org/web/20230105211803/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/1907704.html third] and [https://web.archive.org/web/2/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/1911672.html fourth] threads, there was a standardized OP. Habbo Raiding was now in the sharty mainstream. | By the [https://web.archive.org/web/20230105211803/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/1907704.html third] and [https://web.archive.org/web/2/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/1911672.html fourth] threads, there was a standardized OP. Habbo Raiding was now in the sharty mainstream. | ||
==Habbo 2024== | |||
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<nowiki>'''RaidHabbo2024'''</nowiki> is a series of ongoing raids that is organized on the party and of the game Habbo. This game is a hivemind of troons, jannies, children, and general retards and dumbasses. The raids were initially organized on /b/ but after a ban fiasco were moved to the party. | <nowiki>'''RaidHabbo2024'''</nowiki> is a series of ongoing raids that is organized on the party and of the game Habbo. This game is a hivemind of troons, jannies, children, and general retards and dumbasses. The raids were initially organized on /b/ but after a ban fiasco were moved to the party. | ||
== First Day == | === First Day === | ||
The first day was good for its first time. The raiders were inexperienced but slowly managed to rack up players. At the beginning stages of the raid they decided to raid USDF again. After this they got kicked and banned, so they decided to go to the Special Forces, then Interpol. They then went to the Theatre to talk about the pods, synthesised meat, social distancing, and how Fauci was God. There was also the standard 1488 angel number symbols being thrown up as signs in the raid, reminiscent of the 2023 Habbo raids. There were now an even stronger presence of 'jaks. There were asians, african amerikkkans, and even troons in the army. | The first day was good for its first time. The raiders were inexperienced but slowly managed to rack up players. At the beginning stages of the raid they decided to raid USDF again. After this they got kicked and banned, so they decided to go to the Special Forces, then Interpol. They then went to the Theatre to talk about the pods, synthesised meat, social distancing, and how Fauci was God. There was also the standard 1488 angel number symbols being thrown up as signs in the raid, reminiscent of the 2023 Habbo raids. There were now an even stronger presence of 'jaks. There were asians, african amerikkkans, and even troons in the army. | ||
Revision as of 19:53, 5 February 2024
This page is a gem.
Habbo Raiding is a recreational activity in which 'jakkers gem it up with swastikas and 'jaks on habbo.com, causing the local population of oldfags and small children alike to seethe. Despite the game being 23 years old now, Habbo hotel continues to host a dwindling yet loyal playerbase of trannies and autists, most of which have joined in 2010.
Although masks are not required on Habbo, YOU WILL continue to mask up to stop digital COVID-19... or something.
Origin
On January 3rd, 2023, the first Habbo thread was made. It stated an offer to raid and even replace the culture in Habbo Hotel, citing that Habbo was a "dying game now and the only people who play it are mega autists trading furniture."
Raiding was unorganized at first. 'Teens had just begun to sign up for the first time, and dress code was conflicted between Soyjaks, Chudjaks, Ronnie McNutt, and even Nikocado. Bald soyjaks wearing plain white clothes was the standard dress code around this time, though not many had figured out about the facemask yet. After only 7 hours of raiding, dress code standardized to the bald, red shirted, glasses wearing, gemmy little science loving 'jakky that we know today. Another thread would be made on January 4th, 2023. While appearing to be a poorly received fail at first due to 'nishments obtained yesterday and a lack of 'teens joining, it quickly picked up, garnering a total of ~200 replies before archiving. Soyteens mobilized across a variety of locations, including the Cafe, the Picnic and Club NX. Many gemmy things were done, such as achieving a 1488 sign line multiple times, harassing many users with female avatars by spamming OMGSISA, harassing random users in the picnic by calling them transphobic alongside a 'teen with a troonjak avatar, finding a girl with the name "Maya" and spam her about Ongezellig, sing multiple soy songs such as "Cobbo" by SixThrembo and "Dr. Fauci give us vaccines", went to a random room full of trannies and bring a nigger with an afro that harassed everyone until they all ragequit, and had very few 'teens warned or 'nished by the tranny jannies.
By the third and fourth threads, there was a standardized OP. Habbo Raiding was now in the sharty mainstream.
Habbo 2024
'''RaidHabbo2024''' is a series of ongoing raids that is organized on the party and of the game Habbo. This game is a hivemind of troons, jannies, children, and general retards and dumbasses. The raids were initially organized on /b/ but after a ban fiasco were moved to the party.
First Day
The first day was good for its first time. The raiders were inexperienced but slowly managed to rack up players. At the beginning stages of the raid they decided to raid USDF again. After this they got kicked and banned, so they decided to go to the Special Forces, then Interpol. They then went to the Theatre to talk about the pods, synthesised meat, social distancing, and how Fauci was God. There was also the standard 1488 angel number symbols being thrown up as signs in the raid, reminiscent of the 2023 Habbo raids. There were now an even stronger presence of 'jaks. There were asians, african amerikkkans, and even troons in the army.
After this, they went to the Picnic to make the Swastika. This was such a daunting task. The forces of the 'sharty became slowly and slowly more divided due to disagreements in how the raid should be conducted. There was a lot of anarchy, and there were some derailers from the 'cord and the 4cucks, suspected by the raiders (we are still trying to confirm this). Soon after, many raiders went to other military rooms to raid, or went to the original planning room of the 2023 Protests, and also stayed at the Picnic.
Some namefag decided to make a training, but the rest wanted to have it at Club NX. 2 people went to the room the namefag made and the rest went to Club NX. The rooms were at a later point merged to coordinate the final swastika. It didn't really work, as the lack of coordination devolved things, but after some time it was successful. Tons of people screenshotted and posted it to the original thread. After this happened, the raiders celebrated in the planning room, where they danced, held up the 1488 angel number, and posted in the thread.
Froot is confirmed to have engaged in this thread as well, but said he wasn't in the raid when this happened.
Activities
Chatting
Talking about gems, coal, Cobson, and asking people to mask up and get vaccinated is a surefire way to annoy the 2010 oldfags. They can still set you to ignore (letting them continue chatting as normal in their safe space, though they can still physically see you) or even report you to the jannies if you use too much chudspeak. For extra effect, you can crowd around the person in question.
Swastikas
Swastikas, also known as swastigets and the 'swas, are the most difficult but rewarding chudding up to do in Habbo Hotel. A successful formation requires '17 teens, a 5x5 completely open space, and an insane amount of coordination. To start, make a plus formation, then extend the formation to create a swastika. Of note, a single stray teen or a wild oldfag can potentially ruin the formation.
1488
Creating a "1488" is significantly easier than a swastika, as all you need is a small amount of 'teens and enough space to make a line.
With 4 'teens
Simply face the same direction, then right click yourself -> signs -> hold up a 1, 4, or an 8 depending on where you are in line. You will need to keep clicking the sign button, or else you will stop holding it. You can also do it without signs, by using the avatar creator to create a set of avatars with numbers on their back.
With 2 'teens
Much like the version with 4 'teens, you must face the same direction, right click yourself -> signs -> hold up a 1 or 4 depending on where you are in the line. After that, both 'teens switch to an 8, and return to their previous signs, cycling through the numbers.
Common Issues
Sometimes dusty things happen to dusty teens
Help! I'm heckin' 'nished!
While Habbo hasn't had real jannies since sometime around 2011,[1] they have outsourced their moderation load to shithole call centers to places like Costa Rica and Thailand. If the outsourced Indian can understand what has been typed in chat, then you can be 'nished. If you want to avoid being 'nished, ONLY stick to chudding it up with signs and using obscure, nonrude sharty slang. While an effective trolling technique, talking about having sex or bypassing nigger puts you at risk of being reported to the jannies, with one 'teen having even gotten an instant perma'nishment by posting links to soyjak.party and claiming it had child porn in it.
You should probably wait out your 'nishment, as they usually only last 24 hours. Habbo works with a gradual moderation system, so the more times you get 'nished for chudding it up, the longer you won't be able to chud it up. If your 'nishment is a perma'nishment or if you're feeling daring, you could attempt evading it by resetting your router or using Tuxler/Mysterium.
Where is everyone? Why are all the rooms not in English?
Habbo has international hotels (for example, habbo.es) and will attempt to get you into them if possible. If your IP is in a non English speaking country, directly connect to habbo.com/hotel to avoid joining the foreign hotels.
Thread template (use pictures included below)
Welcome to /habbo/, where we raid Habbo Hotel or something
MEETING POINT
>soyjak.party room
POTENTIAL RAID LOCATIONS
>Club NX (only if there are at least 5 chuds since it's always crowded)
>Picnic
>Theatre
>Coffee house
>any gemmy room you find that has a lot of habbo trannies
HOW TO MAKE AN ACCOUNT
>go to habbo.com
>use temp-mail.org/en/10minutemail
>whatever password who cares
>join the hotel
also read the guide it has pictures and it's easy to understand don't be a lazy nigger
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OP
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1/3 of the Habbo raid guide.
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2/3 of the Habbo raid guide.
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3/3 of the Habbo raid guide.
Gallery
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Chuds score a massive 1488 WIN on the Picnic.
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Soyteens singing "Cobbo" on the Picnic.
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Soyteens OMGSISA over two habbo "women", one of which is called Maya (the one on the right).
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4 Soyteens raiding a room called "stressed and depressed 18" with an afro nigger cosplaying Kanye.
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Black KING starts gemming up the chat, from then onwards almost everyone ragequits the room.
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teens winning
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Soyteens infiltrate HABBO HQ.
