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| [[Fact|Contrary to what zellig fan would like you to believe, the majority of 'jakkers do not give a shit about Ongezellig. As a matter of fact, 'zellig threads get so little engagement on /soy/ that zelligcorders have to necrobump their threads every 5-6 hours. Ongezellig is not, and it will never be sharty culture. If you see a zellig fan you are advised not to engage honestly with their viral marketing threads.]]
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| ^Datamining pols on both the SPVA and Kuz's telegram has Deboonked this claim
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| File:May qwah.png|Maya's emotions got their way looking at [[qa/|/qa/]]
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| File:kuzaskingtogetincontactwithmassa.png|[[Kuz]] asking to get in contact with Studio Massa
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| File:Soy becomes zellig.png|/soy/ turns into /zellig/ for a brief moment as the jannies let the bumper roam free.
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| ===Origin===
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| [[File:Massa operations.gif|right]]
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| In a dark dorm room, somewhere in Holland...
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| <poem>
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| {{Quote|>WHAT THE HELL?! WHY ISNT ANYONE WATCHING MY DUTCH ANIME?! I JUST DID MY BEST JOB ON THIS SLICE OF LIFE-ESQUE CARTOON!!!!!!}}
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| ''*alt-tab Discord*''
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| {{Quote|>SHILLS!}}
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| {{OT|<YES MASTER!!!}}
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| {{Quote|>GET TO WORK!!! START SHILLING MY ANIME ON ANONYMOUS IMAGEBOARDS WHERE YOU CANT GET CAUGHT!!! I NEED THOSE STUPID PATREON BUCKS BECAUSE IM A SELFISH FUCKBRAIN PISSBABY!!!}}
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| {{OT|<AS YOU COMMAND MASTER!!!!}}
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| {{Quote|>OH AND DONT FORGET TO SLANDER ANYONE WHO CALLS YOU OUT AS A DISCROD LOSER EVEN THOUGH I HAVE MY OWN DISCORD SERVER. NOW GO EARN YOUR FIFTY CENTS!!!!}}
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| Years later...
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| {{Quote|>WHAT?! AFTER YEARS Of NONSTOP SHILLING I HAVENT GOTTEN A SINGLE GODDAMN PHONE CALL FROM A MAJOR NETWORK?! NOOOOOO!!!}}
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| {{OT|<SIR! That guy who thinks he is Genghis khan is calling again!}}
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| {{Quote|>WELL AT LEAST I MANAGED TO SHILL ENOUGH TO MAKE MY SHOW POPULAR WITH SOME BASEMENT DWELLING AUTIST FROM TENNESSEE!!!! I CANT WAIT TO PUMP OUT MORE ANIME TO ENTERTAIN HIS DISCORD FRIENDS}}
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| {{OT|<Is he even from Tennessee? I heard his real name was Ed-}}
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| {{Quote|>SHUT THE FUCK UP SHILL!!!! I NEED THIS GUY'S FUCKING BITCOIN MONEY SO DONT SAY ANYTHING THAT COULD MAKE HIM MAD!!!}}
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| {{Quote|>THEY ARENT FALLING FOR THE SHILLING?!}}
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| {{Quote|>SHILLS!!!}}
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| {{OT|<YES MASTER!?}}
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| {{Quote|>QUICK MAKE "BASED" ONGEZELLIG MEMES SO WE CAN TARGET THE RIGHT WING DEMOGRAPHIC AS WELL!!!}}
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| {{OT|<YES MASTER!!!}}
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| {{Quote|>OH AND MAKE SURE TO USE YOUR JANNY POWERS TO DELETE ANYONE WHO CALLS OUT OUR SHILL OPS!!!}}
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| {{OT|<OF COURSE MASTER!!!}}
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| <center>^seething incel</center> </poem>
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| </small> | | </small> |
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| ==Episodes== | | ==Episodes== |
| ;Deel 1+2:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tt2ZmH-3uc | | ;Deel 1+2:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tt2ZmH-3uc |
