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| {{Quote|>WHAT THE HELL?! WHY ISNT ANYONE WATCHING MY DUTCH ANIME?! I JUST DID MY BEST JOB ON THIS SLICE OF LIFE-ESQUE CARTOON!!!!!!}}
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| ''*alt-tab Discord*''
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| {{Quote|>SHILLS!}}
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| {{OT|<YES MASTER!!!}}
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| {{Quote|>GET TO WORK!!! START SHILLING MY ANIME ON ANONYMOUS IMAGEBOARDS WHERE YOU CANT GET CAUGHT!!! I NEED THOSE STUPID PATREON BUCKS BECAUSE IM A SELFISH FUCKBRAIN PISSBABY!!!}}
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| {{OT|<AS YOU COMMAND MASTER!!!!}}
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| {{Quote|>OH AND DONT FORGET TO SLANDER ANYONE WHO CALLS YOU OUT AS A DISCROD LOSER EVEN THOUGH I HAVE MY OWN DISCORD SERVER. NOW GO EARN YOUR FIFTY CENTS!!!!}}
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| Years later...
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| {{Quote|>WHAT?! AFTER YEARS Of NONSTOP SHILLING I HAVENT GOTTEN A SINGLE GODDAMN PHONE CALL FROM A MAJOR NETWORK?! NOOOOOO!!!}}
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| {{OT|<SIR! That guy who thinks he is Genghis khan is calling again!}}
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| {{Quote|>WELL AT LEAST I MANAGED TO SHILL ENOUGH TO MAKE MY SHOW POPULAR WITH SOME BASEMENT DWELLING AUTIST FROM TENNESSEE!!!! I CANT WAIT TO PUMP OUT MORE ANIME TO ENTERTAIN HIS DISCORD FRIENDS}}
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| {{OT|<Is he even from Tennessee? I heard his real name was Ed-}}
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| {{Quote|>SHUT THE FUCK UP SHILL!!!! I NEED THIS GUY'S FUCKING BITCOIN MONEY SO DONT SAY ANYTHING THAT COULD MAKE HIM MAD!!!}}
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| {{Quote|>THEY ARENT FALLING FOR THE SHILLING?!}}
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| {{Quote|>SHILLS!!!}}
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| {{OT|<YES MASTER!?}}
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| {{Quote|>QUICK MAKE "BASED" ONGEZELLIG MEMES SO WE CAN TARGET THE RIGHT WING DEMOGRAPHIC AS WELL!!!}}
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| {{OT|<YES MASTER!!!}}
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| {{Quote|>OH AND MAKE SURE TO USE YOUR JANNY POWERS TO DELETE ANYONE WHO CALLS OUT OUR SHILL OPS!!!}}
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| {{OT|<OF COURSE MASTER!!!}}
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| <center>^seething incel</center> </poem>
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