Soytionary

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Soy Speak ('oy 'peak), also known as Jakspeak, is a constructed international auxiliary language spoken mainly on The Party and formerly on /qa/. This page will house a dictionary, where the meaning of words, the correct way to apostrophise them (the main reason why this page was made) and if different from English, their definitions in Soy Speak. Feel free to contribute.

Core Features of Soy Speak

List of Core Vocabulary

English	Soy Speak
a good thing	gem
a bad thing	coal
neuter	carbon
decent	Iron
a good thing, with bad qualities	goal
good	gemmy
bad	coaly
a better thing, comparatively	gemerald
a worse thing, comparatively	dust
a worse thing than the worse thing	brimstone
the worst of the worst	vantablack
normal people	normies
alt-rightist	chud
user of soyjak.party	soyteen, usually written 'teen
soyjak.party	the 'sharty, the sharty, the 'party, the 'arty
4chan	the 'cuck, 4cuck
Discord	'cord, Der 'cord
Nikocado Avocado	'cado
The above mentioned's asshole	Coinslot

The above table highlights the very core vocabulary of Soy Speak. These are the words that you will see used the most in the 'sharty.

Apostrophisation

English	Soy Speak
[syllable 1] [syllable 2]	'[syllable 2]
[syllable 1] [syllable 2] [syllable 3]	'[syllable 2] [syllable 3]
[syllable 1] [syllable 2] [syllable 3]	'[syllable 3]

The above table shows the general rules for apostrophising multisyllable nouns in soy speak. While not every noun should be apostrophised in such a manner, any noun with multiple syllables can be abbreviated within Soy Speak using this method. Simply, Soy Speak allows any number of syllables in a noun before the final syllable to be replaced with a " '." For example, Cobson becomes 'son. In some cases, single syllable words like "gem" can be apostrophised in a similar manner but rather than replacing a syllable, only the first letter is replaced. The reason for why this happens stems to bypassing certain words and avoiding persecution from jannies, fittingly, this rule is scientifically called "Janny's law." Nowadays, this feature still exists in Soy Speak, despite there not being much persecution.

Usually, only the first syllable will get removed, which will then happen over and over again to bypass the filters put by jannies. Although there are some examples, like the word "Ongezellig." Ongezellig was first apostrophised as "'zellig," even though logically it should have been "'gezellig." There is dispute as to why this happened, but it is suspected that it is because gezellig doesn't sound very appealing to the ears.

The Soytionary

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gem

Etymology

From the English word "gem", meaning "A precious stone, usually of substantial monetary value due to its beauty and appearance"

Noun

gem (countable, plural gems, apostrophised 'em)

1. A high-effort and high-quality post.
   • "This post is such a gem."
2. A good thing.

A

-ACK

Etymology

From the sound a tranny make when xhe hangs xerselves.

Interjection

ACK

1. A phrase usually inserted into the middle of a soyquote to indicate the individual being quoted is a tranny.
   • "Trans rights are hum-ACK!."

Antimatter

Etymology

From "Anti-" + "Matter"

Noun

Antimatter (uncountable)

1. Something so bad it is met with universal contempt.
2. A hypothetical type of content even worse than Vantablack.
3. The coal that will kill the 'Sharty.

B

Banishment

Etymology

From the English word "Banish", meaning "To send someone away and forbid them returning."

Noun

Banishment (countable, plural Banishments, apostrophised 'nishment, sometimes shortened as ban)

1. A state where a user is unable to post on a website, usually due to breaking one of it's rules.
   • "I got 'nished from the 'cuck for posting 'jaks."

Brimstone

Etymology

From the English word "brimstone", meaning "A synonym for Sulfur, now typically restricted to use in a biblical context."

Noun

Brimstone (countable, plural brimstones, apostrophised 'im, Sometimes shortened as Brim)

1. A very low-effort and offensively low-quality post.
   • "This post is brimstone from the depths of niggerhell."
2. A very bad thing.
3. A word indicating something worse than Dust.

C

Carbon

Etymology

From the English word "Carbon", meaning "The chemical element with an atomic number of 6."

Noun

Carbon (uncountable)

1. A Mediocre, forgettable post.
   • "The carbon that does nothing to the Sharty."
2. Something that is neither good nor bad.

Catalog

Etymology

From the English word "Catalogue", meaning "A systematic list of books, names, pictures, etc."

Noun

Catalog (countable, plural Catalogs, apostrophised 'log, sometimes called the Catty)

1. A collection of all the threads on a given board.
   • "Cob on the 'log."
   • "Gemmy catty wipe"

Coal

Etymology

From the English word "Coal", meaning "A black or brownish black rock formed from prehistoric plant remains, composed largely of carbon and burned as a fuel. "

Noun

Coal (countable, plural coals)

1. A low-effort and low-quality post.
   • "This post is coal."
2. A bad thing.

4cuck

Etymology

From 4chan + cuck (A weak, virile or submissive man.)

Proper noun

4cuck (apostrophised the 'cuck)

1. An anonymous imageboard founded in 2003, very popular with troons and niggers.
   • "The 'cucks been coal ever since /qa/ got deleted."

D

Discord

Etymology

From the instant messaging platform Discord.

Noun

Discord (countable and uncountable, plural discords apostrophised 'Cord )

1. (uncountable) An instant messaging platform founded in 2015 popular with troons.
   • "Discord and its consequences has been a disaster for the human race."
   • "'cord troons woke up"
2. (countable) Any instance of a server on the above mentioned platform.
   • "Der 'Cord woke up."
     

Dust

Etymology

From the English word "dust", meaning "Dry material reduced to powder."

Noun

Dust (uncountable, apostrophised 'ust )

1. A low-effort and low-quality post, that contributes very little or no value.
   • "This article is dust."
2. A comparatively bad thing.
3. Something worse than coal.
4. Something that should be forgotten, or erased quickly, due to how low-quality it is.

F

Foid

Etymology

This term is an inverse of the term "moid" which was coined by the radical feminist image board, crystal.cafe.

Noun

foid (countable, plural foids, apostrophised 'oid)

1. A derogatory term used for women (not to be confused with trannies who aren't women.)
   • "The 'fe is filled with retarded foids."

G

Geg

Etymology

From the Haha + Gem, artificially created to help differentiate sharty culture from 4cuck culture.

Interjection

Geg (Sometimes written with multiple 'e's.)

1. Indicating laughter or amusement.
   • "GEEEEEG, do nusoidodoshittys really?."

gem

Etymology

From the English word "gem", meaning "A precious stone, usually of substantial monetary value due to its beauty and appearance"

Noun

gem (countable, plural gems, apostrophised 'em)

1. A high-effort and high-quality post.
   • "This post is such a gem."
2. A good thing.
   • "'zellig is such a gem."

gemerald

Etymology

gem + -erald, from the English word "emerald", proposed Futurama origin

Noun

gemerald (countable, plural gemeralds, apostrophised 'rald)

1. A word combo that means a post higher quality than a regular gem.
   • "rare cobson gemerald."

H

HWABAG

Etymology

From the phrase "He Will Always Be A Gem"

Acronym

HWABAG

1. Cobson will always be high-quality.
   • "Cobson is such a gem. HWABAG."
2. He will always be high-quality. (Referring to somebody who was mentioned earlier)
   • "why do you hate 'plierjak so much? HWABAG"

HWNBAG

Etymology

From the phrase "He Will Never Be A Gem"

Acronym

HWNBAG

1. Cobson will always be low quality.
   • "Coalson is brim. HWNBAG."
2. He will always be low-quality. (Referring to somebody who was mentioned earlier.)
   • "Fuck 'plier, HWNBAG."

I

IAS

Etymology

From the phrase "Is a soyjak"

Acronym

IAS

1. Referring to something possessing the qualities of a Soyjak.
   • "Cobson is an IAS gem."

Iron

See Carbon

J

-jak

Etymology

Taken from the end of the Soy Speak word "soyjak."

Suffix

-jak

1. Denotes an object as being a soyjak or soyjak variant.
   • feraljak, fruitjak, colorjak
   • "Say the line, X-jak"

Janny

Etymology

From 4cuck slang "Janny", meaning "A forum moderator"

Noun

Janny (countable, plural Jannies, Janitors apostrophised 'anitor, 'anny, Janitor is sometimes used, as are tranitor, and JanJan)

1. A low level moderator on imageboards that has the ability to delete posts but not ban users, who undertakes their work for no financial compensation whatsoever.
2. Any internet moderator in general, wheather on imageboards or otherwise. Generally recieve no pay for their work.
   • "Janny swept my 'ems off the log"

K

Ketchup

Etymology

From English "ketchup", meaning "A tomato-vinegar-based sauce, sometimes containing spices, onion or garlic."

Noun

ketchup (uncountable, apostrophised 'up)

1. An objective alternative to gem.
   • "Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC"

KYS

Verb

KYS (abbr. fro. kill yourself)

1. An insult that implies the person should commit suicide for the post they made.
   • "Your post is vantablack coal, therefore you should just go KYS, you bloody prick."
2. An expletive that is typed upon seething.
   • "KYS obsessed shitskin."
3. The act of committing suicide.
   • "You're acting irrationally. Don't KYS!"

Kway

Etymology

From 4cuck's /qa/

Proper Noun

Kway (Uncountable)

1. A phonetic pronunciation of /qa/

see /qa/

L

Lee

Etymology

From Lee Goldson.

Noun

Lee (countable, plural Lees)

1. An individual who emulates the obsessive behaviour and anger of the original Lee. Lees of the sharty tend to focus, like their namesake, on one particular variant or type of content they dislike, typically responding with threats of violence to any post containing or referrencing it.

'log

Etymology

Apostrophised form of Catalog.

Noun

'log (countable, plural 'logs)

1. The catalog of /soy/.
   • "'zellig on the 'log MODS MODS MODS"
2. (uncommon) The catalog of any board.

M

Marge

Etymology

From the Simpsons character "Marge".

Interjection

Marge

1. Used to express doubt or confusion.
   • "Marge."

Margerald

Etymology

From marge + -erald.

Noun

margerald (countable, plural margeralds)

1. A post so confusing that it has become a nonsense gem.
   • "Colorjak margerald."

Mustard

Etymology

From English "mustard", meaning "Powder or paste made from seeds of the mustard plant, and used as a condiment or a spice."

Noun

mustard (uncountable, apostrophised 'tard)

1. An objective alternative to coal.
   • "All that's mustard, all that's dust."

N

NAS

Etymology

From the phrase "Not a soyjak"

Acronym

NAS

1. Referring to something lacking most or all of the qualities of Soyjak.
   • "Sidson is NAS coal."

Negate

Etymology

From Negate meaning "To nullify or cause to be innefective"

Verb

Negate (simple past and past participle negated apostrophised 'gated)

1. The act of canceling out a sage by bumping a thread.
   • "'gated"

newGODS

Etymology

From new (Newborn) + -GODS, a suffix showing endearment and well likedness. It is an inverse of 4cuck culture, where the term newfag was used to refer to new users. This is contrarian to the values of the 'sharty, where newGODS are well liked, which resulted in the creation of this term and the creation of the term oldtroon.

Noun

newGOD (countable, plural newGODS)

1. Referring to a new user.
   • "newGODS won oldtroons lost"

Niggerhell

Etymology

From Nigger + Hell

Noun

Niggerhell (countable, plural Niggerhells)

1. A place of eternal damnation, where the enemies of the Sharty are punished
   • "JANNY! Send OP to Niggerhell right now!"

Niggerhoard

Etymology

From Nigger + Hoard

Noun

Niggerhoard (countable, plural Niggerhoards)

1. A large gathering of degenerate, forsaken, or dangerous people.
   • "The unearthly Niggerhoard draws close"

Nvke

Etymology

Abbreviation of the Soy Speak phrase "Trvth_Nvke", which is derived from the phrase "Truth Bomb"

Noun

Nvke (countable, plural Nvkes)

1. A truthful and revealing statement
   • "I'm about to drop some Nvkes about the doll era"

Adjective

1. Revealing and factual.
   • "OP just posted a real Nvke 'toss"

O

oldtroon

Etymology

From old (Of a living being, having lived for most of the expected years.) + troon, it is an inverse of 4cuck culture, where the term newfag was used to refer to new users. This is contrarian to the values of the 'sharty, where newGODS are well liked, which resulted in the creation of this term and the creation of the term newGOD.

Noun

oldtroon (countable, plural oldtroons, apostrophised 'troon)

1. Referring to an old user, usually frogsissies, who are mad about new soyteens joining the site.
   • "zoomer DIAMOND TOTAL OLDTROON DEATH"
2. Referring to a newGOD trying to act like an old user, while having opinions even oldtroons don't.
   • "The Kuz era wasn't good nigger stop acting like an oldtroon."

OMGSISA

Etymology

From the phrase "Oh My God She Is So Attractive"

Acronym

OMGSISA

1. Referring to an attractive woman.
   • "OMGSISA."
2. Sarcastiacally used in referrence to troons and ugly women.

Ongezellig

Etymology

From the Dutch animated web series "Ongezellig", the name of which means "Unsociable" in Dutch

Proper noun

Ongezellig (uncountable, apostrophised 'Zellig, rarely 'lig)

1. A dutch animated web series that was first released on youtube in 2018 and gained traction on 4cuck's /qa/. It was canceled in 2023.
   • "'lig on the 'log."
   • "'zellig is gemmy and /qa/ culture."
   • "'zellig is dutchnime cancer."

P

'P

Etymology

From CP, an English acronym for "child pornography."

Noun

'p (uncountable)

1. Child pornography.
   • "EMBEDDED 'P AT 0:13 MODS MODS MODS"

Q

/qa/

Etymology

From the 4cuck Question & Answer board.

Acronym

/qa/

1. The Question and & Answer board on 4cuck, which, while not the birthplace of Soyjaks, was where much of early soy culture developed.
   • "Gemson was first posted on /qa/"
2. The Question and & Answer on the Sharty.

S

Soyteen

Etymology

From Soyboy + teen

Noun

Soyteen (countable, plural Soyteens, apostrophised 'teens or 'oyteens)

1. A user of soyjak.party
2. Any participant in soy culture, whether on the Sharty or on splinters.
   • "Gemmy post 'teen"

T

Thrembo

Etymology

From the Proto-Indo-European *terenus

Numeral

Thrembo

1. A numerical value equal to Ϫ.
2. A hypothetical intiger between 6 and 7.
   • "The raid wiped Ϫ pages on the 'cuck"

'Toss

Etymology

From the American political comic "Stonetoss".

Noun

'toss (countable, plural 'tosses, apostrophised 'oss or 'ss)

1. A comic, typically edited to include soyjaks.
   • "New 'toss."

Trvth_Nvke

Etymology

Derived from the phrase "Truth Bomb."

Noun

Trvth_Nvke (countable, plural Truth_Nvkes, commonly written trvthnvke due to the inconvenience of writing underscores)

1. A truthful and revealing statement
   • "I'm about to drop some Trvth_Nvkes about the froot era"

Adjective

1. Revealing and factual
   • "OP just posted a real Trvth_Nvke 'toss"

tsmt

Etymology

From the phrase "this, so much this".

Acronym

tsmt

1. Stating an affirmation of the author's agreement with the quoted person's view or opinion

V

Vantablack

Etymology

From the English word "Vantablack", meaning "A class of super-black coatings that absorb almost all light."

Noun

Vantablack (uncountable)

1. An extremely low-effort and offensively low-quality post.
   • "This post is vantablack niggerstone from hell."
2. The worst of the worst.
3. Something worse than Brimstone

W

Win

Noun

Win (countable, plural wins, abbr. W in zoomerspeak)

1. A victorious post or event, sometimes contrasted by the opposing side posting a fail.
   • "Common colorGOD win."
2. A high quality post that represents a trend or faction.
   • "That post is a Swedish win, for certain."

X

Xer

Noun

Xer (uncountable, pronoun, AKA Xher)

1. Derogatory term, implies the person being referred to has bizarre pronouns, and is transgender.

Y

YWNBAW

Etymology

From the phrase "You Will Never Be A Woman"

Acronym

YWNBAW

1. An insult referring to the fact that a transgender will never actually become a woman, no matter how hard he tries.
   • "YWNBAW, kill yourself tranny freak"

Citations

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