Baby monkeys
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Baby monkeys are known for being disgusting useless tree rats that steal from people and contribute nothing to society. They are commonly abused and abandoned by their troop because they are so annoying and worthless that not even their own parents can tolerate them.
Background/Rise of the BMTGODS
BMT spammers frequently spam the sharty. These BMT gods are all aryans who come from /qa/. They are all keyed and know that baby macaques are worthless and deserve to have their milk taken away. 'MT generates much seethe from Redditors and Kiwitroons who view it as disturbing despite the fact that they spend all day viewing much more disgusting shit like tranny porn. Redditors and trannies despise BMT because they are dysgenic brown creatures who view the tree rats similar to themselves. They also try to project their pedophilic fantasies onto BMT in an attempt to slander 'MTgods.
Despite numerous calls from said aryan gods to create a board for baby monkey torture, /bmt/, the soyjak.party administration team refuses to implement the requests of the monkey torture community. Many Redditors and Kiwitroons are very proud of this decision and they all whined and pissed their diapers like selfish little fucks in a campaign to end BMT spam forever. This campaign has been very successful, resulting in the BMT spammers losing all of their IPs. Despite this, 'MTGODS will still pop up from time to time to bless the sharty with their shiny gemeralds.
Arguments used by BMT lovers
- >You're a KIWITROON! You don't want to watch our snuff films so you must have come from KIWI FARMS!
- >They're ANNOYING! They totally DESERVE to have a long and painful death because they, uh, squealed a little when I took away their milk!
- >What? Noooo I don't get off to this! I just hoard webms of baby monkeys getting killed and tortured so I can... uhh.. look at them!
- >I totally wouldn't torture a human child if i could even though I hate baby monkeys for the same exact reason I can't stand to be around human babies
- *Soyquotes you with 1 of 3 images from his barren soy folder*
All of these arguments have been fact checked and proven to be true[1].
How to spot a BMTroon in real life
You can never be sure who enjoys these gemeralds just by looking at him. However there are usually some telltale signs of someone who enjoys watching tree rat death. For example:
- He has a great physique with big muscles
- He has an IQ greater than 130
- He's good looking and frequently has sex
Kuz's involvement
Kuz, cucking to the demands of the horde of dysgenic Redditors, banned BMT threads across all of his websites, including the sharty.
The acronym "BMT" is now filtered as well.
Anti-BMT "arguments"
- >'MTgods are pedophiles!
This is projection by anti-BMT reddit pedophiles who see tree rats similar to nigger babies and associate them with sexual thoughts.
- >It's cruel!
Even tho tree rats deserve it.
- >It's a substitute for people who want to watch child abuse!
There is no evidence for this.
- >They're zoosadists!
There is no evidence that 'MT enjoyers dislike animals other than tree rats. Most of them only hate baby macaques and do not hold these feelings toward any other species. Ironically, many of the Redditors who use this argument like watching videos of dogs, cats, and humans being tortured, which is far worse. This is evidenced by their prescence in "rekt" threads on 4cuck /gif/ where they only seem to have a problem with tree rats getting rekt and no other animal.
- >'MTgods are sick in the head!
Even tho Redditors watch tranny porn which is far more disturbing
See also
Citations
- ↑ Politifact
