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[[Image:Brimstonepage.png|alt=Average brimstone poster|Average brimstone poster|thumb]]'''Brimstone''' (sometimes '''Gravestone/Grimstone or Niggerstone''') is a form of [[coal]] from [[faggot|H E double hockey sticks]] that actively harms the posters who view it due to how incredibly low-quality it is. Brimstone is often considered to be even worse than [[dust]], with prolonged viewing posing a serious risk to the viewer's body and soul. The evil qualities of these sinister posts commonly lead to derailment of otherwise gemmy threads. Some types of brimstone rapidly grow like a [[The Cancer That Is Killing /soy/|cancer]] before dying out just as quickly. Overall, brimstone is a very macabre quality of post, and should generally be avoided.
[[Image:Brimstonepage.png|alt=Average brimstone poster|Average brimstone poster|thumb]]'''Brimstone''' (sometimes '''Gravestone/Grimstone or Niggerstone''') is a form of [[coal]] from [[faggot|H E double hockey sticks]] that actively harms the posters who view it due to how incredibly low-quality it is. Brimstone is often considered to be even worse than [[dust]], with prolonged viewing posing a serious risk to the viewer's body and soul. The evil qualities of these sinister posts commonly lead to derailment of otherwise gemmy threads. Some types of brimstone rapidly grow like a [[The Cancer That Is Killing /soy/|cancer]] before dying out just as quickly. Overall, brimstone is a very macabre quality of post, and should generally be avoided.



Revision as of 08:14, 13 September 2023

Brimstone is BHUTANESE VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE straight from the FIERY DEPTHS OF NIGGERHELL!!!!!!!!!!!

Average brimstone poster
Average brimstone poster

Brimstone (sometimes Gravestone/Grimstone or Niggerstone) is a form of coal from H E double hockey sticks that actively harms the posters who view it due to how incredibly low-quality it is. Brimstone is often considered to be even worse than dust, with prolonged viewing posing a serious risk to the viewer's body and soul. The evil qualities of these sinister posts commonly lead to derailment of otherwise gemmy threads. Some types of brimstone rapidly grow like a cancer before dying out just as quickly. Overall, brimstone is a very macabre quality of post, and should generally be avoided.

Many images that meet the brimstone criteria can be traced back to Twitter where users who have little to no knowledge about soyjaks attempt to make 'jaks of their own.

As noted by the Holy Soyble in Nate 18:25: "It is easier for a plus-sized black trans queen to go through the eye of a needle than for a poster of brimstone to enter the kingdom of Soot" Which implies that posters of brimstone (and potentially those who enjoy it) will burn in Hell for eternity.

WARNING: PROLONGED VIEWING MIGHT BE DANGEROUS!!!

See Also

Brimstone
is part of a series on
the coal that is killing /soy/
Sources [-+]
Symptoms [-+]
Treatment [-+]