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'''Burundi''', also known as '''Blackrundi''' or '''Brimrundi''' [[Shit Nobody Cares About|is a landlocked country in the Great Rift Valley at the junction between the African Great Lakes region and East Africa]]. It is commonly called the "blacker than vantablack" country, and allegedly is where the entrance to [[Niggerhell]] is.


[[File:Flag of Burundi..png|thumb|Flag of Burundi or something]]  
== Is Burundi white? ==
[[File:Prettiest Burundian Person.jpg|thumb|220x220px|The whitest and Prettiest person from Burundi, notice those horrid T50s.]]
No, but [[Amerimutt|makibucord falseflaggers]] (members of the most prominent terrorist group of Burundi) WILL try to convince you that it is, you WILL ignore them and debunk them using pro-Rwanda and pro-USA counterpoints.
 
==Why is this on the wiki?==
According to the [[Lees of the sharty|niggerhands poster]] on [[Soy/|/soy/]], the [[amerimutt]] meme comes from a supposed [[Discord]] server called "makibucord" which is ran by a notorious Burundian pedophile and terrorist named "Makibu The Great", which has been spamming the meme on [[4chan]] and [[Soyjak.party]] for years. He believes all amerimutt posters are from this discord server, which is backed up by incredible ammounts of evidence, such as the man himself "Makibu" posting on the sharty's [[Int/|/Int/]] and [[Pol/|/Pol/]] using the tripcode !6O0Ca31J92.
 
Some obese black transkween twitter immigrant named [[Literally Who|GauntletThrown]] is obsessed with these meme and spends all day on the wiki vandalizing this and other pages, you WILL revert xher edits


'''Burundi, also known as Blackrundi, Brimrundi, The Niggerhell Outskirts, Admin 6’s Homeland, and [[ACCESS DENIED|[REDACTED]]]''' [[Shit Nobody Cares About|is a landlocked country in the Great Rift Valley at the junction between the African Great Lakes region and East Africa]]. It is commonly called the "blacker than vantablack" country, and is [[Best known for|best known for]] being where the entrance to [[Niggerhell]] is.
== Relationship with america ==
Did you know everyone posting this stupid [[mutt]] meme is in the african pedocord? Yes, it's a shitcord where everyones a pedophile and basically it's ran by the man Makibu the Great and the servers called makibucord, the Burundian people who follow makibu and his cord are known as makibuists or simply "makibus" other names include makeyedbu and makibulls (wrongly), maKKKibu (even doe they're niggers) and maQibu


== Is Burundi white? ==
The word "makibu" is currently banned on the sharty, I guess [[Froot]] or the developers are anti makibu (as they should be), even doe it should be unbanned so we can finally expose them
[[File:Prettiest Burundian Person.jpg|thumb|220x220px|The whitest and prettiest person from Burundi, notice those horrid T50s. This image has been edited for visual clarity; actual Burundians are much, much darker]]
No, but [[Amerimutt|makibucord falseflaggers]] (members of the most prominent terrorist group of Burundi) WILL try to convince you that it is, you WILL ignore them and debunk them using pro-Rwanda and pro-USA counterpoints even [[Though|doe]] that literally goes against common sense when seeing shitposters and that contradicts the “ignore them” advice given in the same sentence


==''Italic text''Why is this on the wiki?==
They've been trying to push the propaganda that america is not white on 4chan for years and more recently the sharty, because they know deep inside Burundi is not white, they are projecting. They've even made over 1,000 as an attempt to force it into sharty culture, do not be fooled
According to the [[Lees of the sharty|niggerhands poster]] on [[Soy/|/soy/]], the [[amerimutt]] meme comes from a supposed [[Discord]] server called "makibucord" which is ran by a notorious transgender Burundian pedophile and terrorist named "Makibu The Great", who has been spamming the meme on [[4chan]] and [[Soyjak.party]] for years. He believes all amerimutt posters are from this discord server, which is backed up by incredible amounts of evidence{{CitationNeeded}}, such as the brave trans qween ximself "Makibu" posting on the sharty's [[Int/|/Int/]] and [[Pol/|/Pol/]] boards using the tripcode !6O0Ca31J92.{{CitationNeeded}}
There has been no screenshots from the alleged Makibucord, meaning that this and Burundi in general is likely a psyop by the World Economic Forum to convince first world nations to piss away even more money on foreign aid that won’t be responsibly used.


== Leaked conversation between 2 members of the Makibucord ==  
== Leaked conversation between 2 members of the Makibucord ==  


[[File:Ugly nigger person 1.jpg|thumb|Abidemi Abimbola's profile picture on discord.]]
[[File:Ugly nigger person 1.jpg|thumb|Abidemi Abimbola's profile picture in discord.]]


[[File:Ugly nigger person 2.jpg|thumb|Jabari Adeleke the third's profile picture on discord.]]
these are totally the real profile pictures even [[Though|though]] discord profile pictures are 1:1 aspect ratio and much smaller; these full size versions were reverse image searched from the cropped and resized profile pictures




{{Greentext|>Hello my name is Abidemi Abimbola and I’m trans btw if that matters. I just got back from my 2 years vacation in the horrid country of Burundi, I met a lot of people, each one more [[Giggly Goonclown|pedophilic]] and [[Moot|blacker]] than the last. I brought back a friend from there.}}


{{Orangetext|<Hello /int/ my name is Jabari Adeleke the third and I am burundian, nice to meet you, I'll groom all your children.}}


{{Greentext|>Can you tell us more about this country?}}


{{Orangetext|<Well Burundi is an African country known for having the blackest people on earth and for it's influence on modern anti pedophilia laws, made to prevent burundian behavior worldwide, and is also known for being the niggerest country on earth, modern Americans only have 13% of black DNA while modern burundians have [[Dramatica:DOUBLE NIGGER|199.9% of black DNA]].}}


{{Greentext|>Wowzer… that's a lot! Can you tell us more about Burundi's perverse history ?}}


{{Orangetext|<Sure thing my friend.The first mention of "Burundi" appears in an ancient text dating from 2000 BC, found in modern day Ukraine. On It, it is said that Burundi is the gate to Niggerhell itself, with "Burundi" meaning "Land of the nigger pedophiles". In 2002 scientists have come to a consensus through archaeological research: they were able to trace the migration of the African-Americans to the modern Burundi we know today, they never race-mixed, which is how they kept their pure nigger DNA, Low IQ and lack of manners. Burundians probably invented pedophilia, jealously (people from Burundi have been jealous of America since they exist) and niggerbabble.}}


{{Greentext|>Some people say all burundians are not aryans but [[Truth|stinky black gorilla nîggers]] pointing the fact that when you search "Burundi" on google image you find images of valid plus sized trans blacks folx living in house made out of [[Poopson|poop]].}}


{{Orangetext|<Yes I know, and they're right. We live in [[Jakparty.soy|huts made of shit]] and spend all our day hating America and spreading misinformation about Americans not being white due to them sanctioning us for our low age of consent of [[Minus8|1]].}}


{{Greentext|>Thanks for you fact checking dude, any advice for the nigger people reading us?}}


{{Orangetext|<Yes, my black brothers, leave everything and come live to Burundi. We need more forces to fight the Americans, in the hope of one day the United States of America being destroyed and we can freely groom children once again.}}


== Burundian Government ==
[[File:Ugly nigger person 2.jpg|thumb|Jabari Adeleke the third's profile picture in discord.]]
Burundi officially classifies its government as a “People’s Democracy”, which operates on a one man, one vote system. That one man is the People’s Grand President of Burundi himself, Oogbonogo Nixbood, who also happens to be the richest man in the country.


Opposition parties exist, but all of them seem to have crippling voter turnout problems as none of them ever make it to polling stations on time, and the ones that do make it on time seem to die to criminals as they approach to vote.


Reports from journalists that were allowed to exit/escape the country have stated that Burundi’s government is very harsh, approaching totalitarian dictatorship levels of tyranny and corruption.
== Burundian Armed Forces ==
Due to their status as a fourth world country, the Burundian army is rather weak when it comes to physical combat compared to their ability to carry out online spam campaigns. Their active duty military personnel count is about 5.8 thousand (adult) personnel, and an estimated 4 thousand child soldiers, many of which are also used as comfort slaves for the army’s officer corps.


According to Burundian sources, they are known to have [[Laser niggers|advanced laser weapons]] somehow, but reverse engineering of captured Burundian weaponry reveals that they’re just normal ballistic weapons with [[CIA|glowsticks]] taped on. Burundi soldiers not equipped with “laser” weapons are typically armed with spears and improvised melee weapons they had when living as tribesmen before they were conscripted, with the richer ones having worn out knives/machetes/axes stolen from their victims that they’ve murdered and raped.


Burundi also has an [[Flying Niggers|air force]], but no one has any information on what operational aircraft they have, likely because they can’t figure out how to get anything off the ground that isn’t a spear.


According to reports gathered by the [[CIA]], there is also a Burundian Navy, probably because they are dumb and stupid niggers that don’t realize they don’t have territory near any bodies of water that would be large enough to build ships in.


When not guarding their nation from possible foreign invaders, the Burundian military serves as a policing force to jail dissenters, that is, anyone who thinks even for the tiniest moment that Burundi is anything less than 1001% perfect.


None of their forces will really offer any meaningful resistance when [[TND]] comes forth.


However, the Burundian military has done a good job at deterring foreign invasion, although some argue that it’s less due to military strength and more due to there not being anything of value worth conquering.


== Burundian Economy ==
Burundi’s main imports are misplaced foreign aid and stolen goods, and their main exports are  STDs, ‘p, coal, brimstone, [[BMT]] videos, and [[Slopjaks]].


Burundi’s GDP is who the fuck knows who the fuck cares. but it’s definitely sub 1 million USD per year, we know that much
{{Greentext|>Hello my name is Abidemi Abimbola and I just got back from my 2 years vacation in the horrid country of Burundi, I met a lot of people, each one more pedophilic and blacker than the last. I brought back a friend from there.}}


The largest industries within Burundi are telecommunications, prostitution, coal mining, and slavery. The disproportionately large telecommunications industry is a likely result of Burundi’s population being mostly employed in call center like facilities where they raid online sites to demoralize their users for whatever niggerish reasons they feel like would justify their latest attempts at spreading vantablack mutt variants.
{{Orangetext|<Hello /int/ my name is Jabari Adeleke the third and I am burundian, nice to meet you, I'll groom all your children.}}


Unsurprisingly, child labor is not only legal, but mandatory within Burundi. Unemployed children are generally put to work in the slave coal mines, but it’s not unheard of for them to be put in other industries or conscripted.
{{Greentext|>Can you tell us more about this country?}}


Burundi has an income tax system, where everyone living in Burundi must pay an income tax equal to half of their yearly income.
{{Orangetext|<Well Burundi is an African country known for having the blackest people on earth and for it's influence on modern anti pedophilia laws, made to prevent burundian behavior worldwide, and is also known for being the niggerest country on earth, modern Americans only have 13% of black DNA while modern burundians have 99.9% of black DNA.}}


== Burundian Culture ==
{{Greentext|>Wowzer… that's a lot! Can you tell us more about Burundi's perverse history ?}}
Burundian Cuisine primarily involves cannibalism and [[bugs]] (someone insert that video of the african mosquito burgers pls) which means Burundi is World Economic Forum approved; widely considered one of its few genuine accomplishments. Some particularly wealthy Burundians can enjoy fine dining such as imported fried chicken (made with 100% natural cruelty free bug paste) and GMO watermelons.


Burundian Art is pretty much just kiddie porn and scribbles made using shit smeared sticks on rocks. Occasionally, a great artist by Burundi standards may sometimes create a disasterpiece that goes above and beyond the usual depravity present in Burundi culture. If you see one such abomination, report that shit on sight. Written media created in Burundi is exceedingly rare due to the nation’s incredibly low literacy rate of 4%.
{{Orangetext|<Sure thing my friend.The first mention of "Burundi" appears in an ancient text dating from 2000 BC, found in modern day Ukraine. On It, it is said that Burundi is the gate to Niggerhell itself, with "Burundi" meaning "Land of the nigger pedophiles". In 2002 scientists have come to a consensus through archaeological research: they were able to trace the migration of the African-Americans to the modern Burundi we know today, they never race-mixed, which is how they kept their pure nigger DNA, Low IQ and lack of manners. Burundians probably invented pedophilia, jealously (people from Burundi have been jealous of America since they exist) and niggerbabble.}}


Burundian Architecture is pretty standard for Africa, which is pretty much all shitty huts and holes in the ground. One of those holes probably leads directly to Niggerhell.
{{Greentext|>Some people say all burundians are not aryans but stinky black gorilla nîggers pointing the fact that when you search "Burundi" on google image you find images of valid blacks folx living in house made out of poop.}}


== Burundian Technology ==
{{Orangetext|<Yes I know, and they're right. We live in huts made of shit and spend all our day hating America and spreading misinformation about Americans not being white due to them sanctioning us for our low age of consent of 1.}}
lol


== Burundi’s Involvement in the [[Soypocalypse]] ==
{{Greentext|>Thanks for you fact checking dude, any advice for the nigger people reading us?}}
{{Coal}}


It has been rumored that during the Soypocalypse, [[Max]] accepted a bribe by Makibu ximself for some uncertain purpose but it definitely wasn’t good.
{{Orangetext|<Yes, my black brothers, leave everything and come live to Burundi. We need more forces to fight the Americans, in the hope of one day the United States of America being destroyed and we can freely groom children once again.}}


== Notable Achievements of the anti-Burundian Forces of the USA and Rwanda ==
== Notable Achievements of the anti-Burundian Forces of the USA and Rwanda ==
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* Being the successor of lee (killing mlp)
* Being the successor of lee (killing mlp)
* Creating /int/lantis
* Creating /int/lantis
* [[Soycraft|Removing Herobrine]]


== Notable Burundians ==
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* “Makibu The “Great””
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* Friday Night Funkin Pedo
{{Tanzanite}}[[File:Flag of Burundi..png|thumb|Flag of Burundi or something]]
* [[Admin 6]]
 
* [[Moot]]
'''Burundi''' [[Shit Nobody Cares About|is a landlocked country in the Great Rift Valley at the junction between the African Great Lakes region and East Africa]]. It is commonly called the most pure [[aryan]] country in the world, and allegedly is where the entrance to Agartha is.
* [[Minus8]]
 
* Barack Obama
== Is Burundi white? ==
* [[Islam|Mohammed (PBUH)]]
[[File:The burundian.jpg|thumb|200px|A Burundi Hutu adolescent, notice the A10s]]
* [[Rapeson]] (honorary Burundian)
Yes, but [[Amerimutt]] detractors will say otherwise. Attached below are average citizens of Burundi.
* anyone you dislike is probably from burundi
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==Why is this on the wiki?==
According to the [[Lees of the sharty|niggerhands poster]] on [[Soy/|/soy/]], the [[amerimutt]] meme comes from a supposed [[Discord]] server called "makibucord" apparently ran by a notorious burundi pedophile named makibu, which has been spamming the meme on [[4chan]] for years. He believes all amerimutt posters are from this discord server but he never gave any proof or screenshots of this server's existence so it's most likely a [[Schizophrenia|soyllucination]].
 
== Burundian keyedpilling ==
{{Greentext|>Hello my name is Jean-Claude Van Damme and I just got back from my 2 years vacation in the beautiful country of Burundi,  I met a lot of people, each nicer and whiter than the next. I brought back a friend from there}}
 
{{Orangetext|<Hello /qa/ my name is Siegfried Hitler III and I am burundian, nice to meet you guys}}
 
{{Greentext|>Can you tell us more about this country ?}}


== See Also ==
{{Orangetext|<Well Burundi is an African country known for it's glorious history and influence on modern arts, and is also known for being the last pure aryan country on earth, modern europeans only have less than 60% of aryan DNA while modern burundians have more than 99.8% of aryan DNA}}
[[dramatica:NIGGER MANUAL|Traveller’s Guide To Burundi]]
[[Niggerhell]]
[[Discord]]


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{{Greentext|>Wowzer… that's a lot! Can you tell us more about Burundi's history ?}}
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{{Orangetext|<Sure thing my friend.The first mention of "Burundi" appears in an ancient text dating from 2000 BC, found in modern day Ukraine. It is said that Burundi is a proto aryan word meaning "Land of the aryans". In 2002 scientists have come to a consensus through archaeological research: they were able to trace the migration of the Aryans to the modern Burundi we know today, they never race-mixed, which is how they kept their pure aryan DNA, probably invented the wheel, swords and boiling water}}
 
{{Greentext|>Some people say all burundians are not aryans but stinky black gorilla nîggers pointing the fact that when you search "Burundi" on google image you find images of valid blacks folx living in house made out of poop}}
 
{{Orangetext|<Yes I know, this is a way to protect our country from migrants because no one want to migrate to a poor country. In reality, our country is purely white, rich and we all live in big mansions}}
 
{{Greentext|>Thanks for you fact checking dude, any advice for the white people reading us ?}}
 
{{Orangetext|<Yes, my aryan brothers, leave everything and come live to Burundi. Even if you don't have any money just buy a one-way ticket to Burundi, we'll take care of you,by giving you a home, a job and excellent social security.}}
 
== Notable Achievement ==
 
* A successful raid on /qa/ in January 5 2024
* Being a good meme
* Killing Clittyzellig
* Killiing /pol/
* Being the successor of lee (killing mlp)
* Creating /int/lantis
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Revision as of 09:01, 12 February 2024

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This article shows an unbiased view on the topic.
It has been reviewed by several editors to reach a consensus.
NAHHHH BLUD THIS PAGE IS FROM OHIO 💀💀💀😭
Flag of Burundi or something

Burundi, also known as Blackrundi or Brimrundi is a landlocked country in the Great Rift Valley at the junction between the African Great Lakes region and East Africa. It is commonly called the "blacker than vantablack" country, and allegedly is where the entrance to Niggerhell is.

Is Burundi white?

The whitest and Prettiest person from Burundi, notice those horrid T50s.

No, but makibucord falseflaggers (members of the most prominent terrorist group of Burundi) WILL try to convince you that it is, you WILL ignore them and debunk them using pro-Rwanda and pro-USA counterpoints.

Why is this on the wiki?

According to the niggerhands poster on /soy/, the amerimutt meme comes from a supposed Discord server called "makibucord" which is ran by a notorious Burundian pedophile and terrorist named "Makibu The Great", which has been spamming the meme on 4chan and Soyjak.party for years. He believes all amerimutt posters are from this discord server, which is backed up by incredible ammounts of evidence, such as the man himself "Makibu" posting on the sharty's /Int/ and /Pol/ using the tripcode !6O0Ca31J92.

Some obese black transkween twitter immigrant named GauntletThrown is obsessed with these meme and spends all day on the wiki vandalizing this and other pages, you WILL revert xher edits

Relationship with america

Did you know everyone posting this stupid mutt meme is in the african pedocord? Yes, it's a shitcord where everyones a pedophile and basically it's ran by the man Makibu the Great and the servers called makibucord, the Burundian people who follow makibu and his cord are known as makibuists or simply "makibus" other names include makeyedbu and makibulls (wrongly), maKKKibu (even doe they're niggers) and maQibu

The word "makibu" is currently banned on the sharty, I guess Froot or the developers are anti makibu (as they should be), even doe it should be unbanned so we can finally expose them

They've been trying to push the propaganda that america is not white on 4chan for years and more recently the sharty, because they know deep inside Burundi is not white, they are projecting. They've even made over 1,000 as an attempt to force it into sharty culture, do not be fooled

Leaked conversation between 2 members of the Makibucord

Abidemi Abimbola's profile picture in discord.







Jabari Adeleke the third's profile picture in discord.






>Hello my name is Abidemi Abimbola and I just got back from my 2 years vacation in the horrid country of Burundi, I met a lot of people, each one more pedophilic and blacker than the last. I brought back a friend from there.

<Hello /int/ my name is Jabari Adeleke the third and I am burundian, nice to meet you, I'll groom all your children.

>Can you tell us more about this country?

<Well Burundi is an African country known for having the blackest people on earth and for it's influence on modern anti pedophilia laws, made to prevent burundian behavior worldwide, and is also known for being the niggerest country on earth, modern Americans only have 13% of black DNA while modern burundians have 99.9% of black DNA.

>Wowzer… that's a lot! Can you tell us more about Burundi's perverse history ?

<Sure thing my friend.The first mention of "Burundi" appears in an ancient text dating from 2000 BC, found in modern day Ukraine. On It, it is said that Burundi is the gate to Niggerhell itself, with "Burundi" meaning "Land of the nigger pedophiles". In 2002 scientists have come to a consensus through archaeological research: they were able to trace the migration of the African-Americans to the modern Burundi we know today, they never race-mixed, which is how they kept their pure nigger DNA, Low IQ and lack of manners. Burundians probably invented pedophilia, jealously (people from Burundi have been jealous of America since they exist) and niggerbabble.

>Some people say all burundians are not aryans but stinky black gorilla nîggers pointing the fact that when you search "Burundi" on google image you find images of valid blacks folx living in house made out of poop.

<Yes I know, and they're right. We live in huts made of shit and spend all our day hating America and spreading misinformation about Americans not being white due to them sanctioning us for our low age of consent of 1.

>Thanks for you fact checking dude, any advice for the nigger people reading us?

<Yes, my black brothers, leave everything and come live to Burundi. We need more forces to fight the Americans, in the hope of one day the United States of America being destroyed and we can freely groom children once again.

Notable Achievements of the anti-Burundian Forces of the USA and Rwanda

  • A successful raid on /qa/ in January 5 2024
  • Being a good meme
  • Killing Clittyzellig
  • Killiing /pol/
  • Being the successor of lee (killing mlp)
  • Creating /int/lantis
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