GET

>Check these dubs!

A GET is a post that features an uncommon pattern of repeating digits in its ID.

Notable GETs include posts where the ID is a single, repeating digit, and powers of ten.

Types of GET

X denotes identical digits present in a post number. The more repeating digits, the more significant the GET is considered.8kun

Sequence	Name
XX	Dubs
XXX	Trips
XXXX	Quads
XXXXX	Quints
XXXXXX	Hexes
XXXXXXX	Septs
XXXXXXXX	Octs
XXXXXXXXX	Nints
XXXXXXXXXX	Decs

there are also "special gets" , otherwise boring post numbers turned into gems by the KHAN himself (or one of the jannies)

Natural vs Artificial GETs

A natural GET is a GET that is obtained accidentally, without the poster being aware that their post was likely to be a GET. By contrast, an artificial GET (also known as a scripted GET) is a GET that was obtained on purpose by way of the poster carefully timing when they post in order to increase their chances of obtaining a GET. While it is often impossible to tell for certain whether a GET is natural or artificial, a surefire way to identify an artificial GET post is if it references GETs and/or the digits it expects to have. GETs are more likely to be identified as natural if their content is informal and they look to be unscripted and unexpecting of receiving much attention.

Saging for post count manipulation

Sometimes, when a major GET is approaching, some Anons sage posts far back in the catalog in order to subtly raise the post count, hampering users' ability to monitor the current post number. This method can be used either to procure an artificial GET, or to prevent other users from doing so, thereby increasing the likelihood of an oblivious user's unplanned post obtaining the coveted digits.

Scripts

You can use this script, along with 4chan X, to script any GET you wish:

// ==UserScript==
// @name 4chan GETter
// @description Script to help you get repeating digits. Loosely based on mGET. Requires 4chan X.
// @author Xyl
// @match *://*.4chan.org/*
// @match *://*.4channel.org/*
// @grant GM_xmlhttpRequest
// @connect sys.4chan.org
// @version 1.2.1
// @namespace https://xyllon.com
// ==/UserScript==

let latestPostNumber = -1;
const board = location.pathname.match(/\/[^\/]+\//)[0];
let games = (board == "/v/" || board == "/vg/" || board == "/vr/");

if (document.getElementById("qr")) inject();
document.addEventListener('QRDialogCreation', (e) => inject());

function inject() {
    let dubs = (games) ? "" : "<option value=\"dubs\">Dubs</option>";
    document.querySelector('#qr .move').insertAdjacentHTML("afterend", `
    <div class="getscript" style="padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 5px;">Last Post #<span id="postnumber" style="visibility: hidden"></span>
    <div style="float: right; margin-right: 15px;">
    <input type="number" name="offset" value="1" style="margin-right: -3px; width: 5ch; height: 16px; padding: 0px !important; -moz-appearance:textfield;" id="offset" title="When to post (a value of 1 with a target post of 99 will post at 98, a value of 2 will post at 97, etc.)">
    <select data-name="digits" id="digits" title="Select the numbers you want">
    <option value="none">Select GET</option>` + dubs + `
    <option value="trips">Trips</option>
    <option value="quads">Quads</option>
    <option value="quints">Quints</option>
    <option value="sexts">Sexts</option>
    <option value="septs">Septs</option>
    <option value="octs">Octs</option>
    <option value="nons">Nons</option>
    <option value="decs">Decs</option>
    </select></div></div>`);
    approxLatestPostNumber();
}

function checkForGET () {
    window.target = latestPostNumber + parseInt(document.getElementById('offset').value);
    switch(document.getElementById("digits").value) {
        case "":
            break;
        case "dubs":
            return /(\d)\1{1,}$/.test(target);
            break;
        case "trips":
            return /(\d)\1{2,}$/.test(target);
            break;
        case "quads":
            return /(\d)\1{3,}$/.test(target);
            break;
        case "quints":
            return /(\d)\1{4,}$/.test(target);
            break;
        case "sexts":
            return /(\d)\1{5,}$/.test(target);
            break;
        case "septs":
            return /(\d)\1{6,}$/.test(target);
            break;
        case "octs":
            return /(\d)\1{7,}$/.test(target);
            break;
        case "nons":
            return /(\d)\1{8,}$/.test(target);
            break;
        case "decs":
            return /(\d)\1{9,}$/.test(target);
            break;
    }
}

function approxLatestPostNumber() {
    fetch("https://a.4cdn.org" + board + "1.json").then(response => response.json()).then(json => {
        let threadFound = false;
        let thread = 0;
        while (!threadFound) {
            if (json.threads[thread].posts[0].closed == 1 || json.threads[thread].posts[0].sticky == 1) thread++;
            else threadFound = true;
        }
        latestPostNumber = json.threads[thread].posts.slice(-1)[0].no;
        document.getElementById("postnumber").textContent = latestPostNumber;
updatePostNumber();
    });
}

function updatePostNumber() {
    GM_xmlhttpRequest({
        url: ("https://sys.4chan.org" + board + "imgboard.php?res=" + (latestPostNumber + 1)),
        method: "HEAD",
        onload: response => {
if (response.status == 200) {
latestPostNumber++;
} else if (games && /(([1-9])\2|[^0]0{2,2})$/.test(latestPostNumber + 1)) {
if (/[^9]99$/.test(latestPostNumber + 1)) latestPostNumber += 2;
else latestPostNumber++;
}
if (checkForGET()) {
document.querySelector("#file-n-submit input:last-child").click();
document.getElementById("digits").value = "none";
}
document.getElementById("postnumber").style.visibility = "visible";
document.getElementById("postnumber").textContent = latestPostNumber;
updatePostNumber();
        }
    });
}

GETs on /soy/

PRE 1000 GETs

Credits to the schizo who found these while datamining the archive (actually it was me i just wanted to add these without looking like a faggot or something).

Posts no. 22, 55 and 400

>chino on the front page!

Posted on September 20, 2020, 22 is the first recorded GET. 55 was also obtained in the same thread, along with post 400 a day later.

Post no. 500

Posted on September 21, 2020. Notable for being the first recorded GET to have generated seethe.

Post no. 555

Posted on September 21, 2020.

Post no. 600

Posted on September 21, 2020.

Post no. 666

Posted September 21, 2020.

Post no. 700

Posted September 22, 2020.

Post no. 777

Posted September 22, 2020. Image is also possibly a Lost Media Soyjak (Thumbnails dont count). nvm found it

PRE 100000 GETs

77777 GET

Post no. 77777 was obtained on April 29, 2021 by a Chud who reacted negatively to an image of a warped Wholesome Soyjak. It received 204 replies, and is notable for being the casus belli for the Soyvil War.

Stop posting this awful soy

88888 GET

Post no. 88888 was an image of Jacobson, a deformed baby soyjak. It is notable for being the next set of quints after 77777, which was a Norwegian win; this post, however, was seen as a Swedish win.

>>88888
WE POGGERS NAO

99999 and 100000 GETs

Both GETs were obtained on /soy/ on June 2, 2021.

Post no. 99999 featured a picture of Gawr Gura.

The reactions were for the most part enthusiastic, calling the post a massive racist win. It should be noted that /holo/ used to be a (very short-lived) board, and this milestone post represents a good occasion to bring it back.

Due to the June 8, 2021 hacking incident, this thread was resurrected after Soot restored the backup. The two versions diverge from post no. 100839 onwards.

FUCK NIGGERS

Post no. 100000 featured a picture of Cirno, with no commentary. Reactions were more lukewarm. One poster commented:

completely accidental GET, typical of cirnofails.

Cirno is associated with the number 9, and losing the 99999 GET by one post is extremely fitting for her canonical reputation as a mentally retarded character. This thread was not restored on June 8.

In the time leading up to the GET, the board was lively with predictions. One candidate for the 99999 GET could've been Satania, given that 99999 is an upside-down version of the Satanic GET 66666. Even God joined the brawl, and tried to claim the GET.

Even God and Satan were fighting tooth and nail for this GET.

111111 GET

Post no. 111111 was obtained on June 17, 2021. It is notable for being an undeniable Norwegian win, as attested to by many of its replies. As of August 6, 2021, it has 278 replies.

Kill all swedish people

123456 GET

Warning! The following may feature disinfo, psy-ops, or other infohazards created by the CIA. Proceed with caution.

Post no. 123456 was obtained sometime on June 29, 2021. There are no captures of the post, and it appears to have been deleted shortly after it was posted. The thread inquiring what had happened to the post was swiftly deleted as well.

The only known evidence at the time of writing is two screenshots, which feature a deformed, colorful, baby Soyjak, a combination of several, highly controversial variants. The picture was captioned with babby.

Soot, humbly posting anonymously as Chud ## Admin, explained that the post was deleted due to being posted by "the ban evading spammer that flooded nearly the entirety of /soy/ a few days ago."

• 

  Exhibit A: computer screenshot, may have been edited.

• 

  Exhibit B: phoneposter screenshot, harder to edit.

• 

  Exhibit C: Soot's explanation.

Before Soot's official explanation (which you WILL believe), conspiracy theories (which you WILL disregard as schizo babble) were floating around:

The circumstances of this post are suspicious. It was a GET, it was designed to irritate the userbase, and any traces of its existence were deleted. While its intended purpose may remain unclear, it's certain that it was not a natural GET. Potential links with John McAfee's """suicide""", and the ensuing "dead man's switch" operation, should be investigated, given how these two events happened within a few days of each other.

Users reacted negatively to the reposts of the GET. The general sentiment was summarized in a laconic post as:

forced

boring

awful

wasted

In the same thread, the pro-Colorfuljak faction replied with "seethe", "btfo", and "monochrome failers on suicide watch".

222222 GET

Post no. 222222 (after rollback) was obtained on January 20th, 2022. The post features a picture of Rika Furude, commonly known as "Le BWC/BBC girl". Reactions were mixed.

Colorjaks are coal

Before the rollback it was botted kuz GET that said kissu.moe, but it was deleted shortly after by him after people found out it was him.

The thread was deleted on March 25th 2022 by a seething janny.

299997 GET

GODSON GET
also trans rights are human rights

On January 26th, 2022 Discord user GemsonLover721 attempted to steal the 300,000 GET but failed miserably, GemsonLover721 hopped on a voice chat and after few hours they decided to cope with the loss and declare this as the true GET.

299999 GET

>saves your sharty
wat do

Post no. 299999 was obtained on January 26th, 2022. Although unconventional for a soyjak most agreed that it was a gem.

300000 GET

Soybros, in these trying times, we need to stick together

Post no. 300000 was obtained on January 26th, 2022. The post contains a Wholesomejak with red heart emojis for eyes, sending the message that "Soybros, in these trying times, we need to stick together".

Almost everybody has seen this as a massive win. Though Kuz thinking the post was a gem angered some, leading them to think that Kuz, after failing to get the GET on his own, tried to hijack the win into being pro-kuz coal.

333333 GET

Post no. 333333 was obtained on February 10th, 2022. It was a thread with no text other then a period, and an image of a smooching sootjak and a deformed colorjak, the latter being a combination of two controversial 'jak variants. This was a very divisive GET - deformed/color fans declared it a gem while critics called it massive coal and a waste. This matter is still being debated by academics.

400000 GET

Post no. 400000 was obtained on March 23rd, 2022. The get was obtained by Kuz (or at least a pro-Kuz propagandist), who posted a thread that simply read "kuz fucking won". The image accompanying the GET features Yurijak in a KGB uniform, a 'jak originally created for this video and appropriated by the pro-kuz camp.

And no we will not put an image on this article, but trust us it still happened like that ok.

444444 GET

Updoot

Post no. 444444 was obtained on April 5th, 2022. The post simply read "updoot" in response to a Cobson thread, the post also featured a Rika Furude image.

The image was deleted a minute later due to a bug in vichan, many people blamed it on Janitors but this was NOT the case, take your meds.

The response to the GET was mostly negative, with a furious soyteen spamming random ias/nas for several days until the thread was put out of its misery by jannies.

500000 GET

>Yes, Japsterdam *is* real

Post no. 500000 was an anti-Ongezellig thread. A dot-spammer attempted to derail the thread but got their posts deleted by an overbearing rogue mod (who was later BTFO'd by Soot).

555555 GET

Post no. 555555 was obtained on May 8th, 2022. The post features a Dogjak in a tuxedo and simply read "gem". Reaction was hostile at first, but warmed up. OP claimed that SOOT's software was shit in the thread because he was sitting on a loading page after it uploaded. Given the nature of this GET, some academics argue this was script-coal used to promote nas dust. <- fake news it was literally just a random dogjak nigger, also someone screencap the archive and embed it here please

*PLEASE FINISH THIS COAL* -> https://web.archive.org/web/20220514075624/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/555555.html

600000 GET

Post no. 600000 is NOT real. it is a CONSPIRCY THEORY made up by a SCHIZO. you WILL take your meds. you WILL NOT research this further.

666666 GET

Post no. 666666 was obtained June 10th, 2022. The post featured a red angryjak with the text being "HE FUCKING WON". Reactions were mixed with some claiming the GET was trooncord script-coal while other claimed it was an "Discord underdog win". Jannies were back-and-forth on pinning this GET.

777777 GET

Post no. 777777 was obtained July 14th, 2022. It simply says "bant get". The reaction was very hostile.

800000 GET

Post no. 800000 was obtained July 18th, 2022. The post featured a wholesome soyjak holding a heart with the text being "In these wild, divisive and dramatic times of the 'party, us 'jakkers need to stick together and Build Back Better" This GET has often been seen as the successor to the 300000 GET, and it overall received a positive reception. Many divided 'jakkers during this time, such as the sootists and the kuzists agreed that this was a unifying gem.

888888 GET

Post no. 888888 was obtained August 8th, 2022.

899999 GET

Post no. 899999 was obtained August 11th, 2022.

900000 GET

Post no. 900000 was obtained August 11th, 2022.

999999 GET and 1000000 GET

Post no. 999999 was obtained August 31st, 2022. . The GET called for a raid on 4chan's /lgbt/ board.

The original unedited GET

The edited one

Post no. 1000000 was obtained August 31st, 2022 and was the biggest GET the sharty has ever had. At first, it was UTTP spam, but the GET was changed by Kuz to a colorjak with the text "colorful win". Shortly after the thread was edited, it was autosaged and subsequently bumped off the 'log by resulting colorspam flood. It is unanimously considered to be the worst GET the sharty has ever had in its entire history.

Some 'teens, enraged by this theft, called on kuz to destroy the UTTP group, which primarily resided on a kuz-owned site called VidLii. Kuz responded by saying "Its done" and removed all their channels. This made up for the coal GET.

1100000 GET

Post no. 1100000 was obtained September 16th 2022.

1111111 GET

Post no. 1111111 was obtained September 17th 2022. The get was botted and was later deleted by the user themself (Source: dude trust me)^{[it just is, ok?]}

1200000 GET

Post no. 1200000 was obtained October 2nd 2022.

1222222 GET

Post 1222222 was a hanging Nazi Chudjak in response to a chudquote OP.

And then his kid grows up to be the next Elliot Rodger, many such cases!

1300000 GET

Post 1300000 was made in response to ">seething chuds" within an anti-chud thread.

>>1299992 seething incel troon

1333333 GET

Post 1333333 was a Snoo (or Snoy)-styled Markiplier jak, met with mixed receptions in the replies.

>He BTFO'd me in an argument? Better hide behind 10 layers of irony!

1400000 GET

Post 1400000 was an accidental GET, alleging that the demoralization quoted OP would be a new FOTM (Flavor of the Month).

okay new fotm just dropped

1444444 GET

Post 1444444 was one of a dozen sequential ratio bot replies. You WILL NOT research about 'teens who pretend to be ratio bots.

HUGE W

1500000 GET

Post 1500000 was simply a YouTube URL which lead to an hour-long video titled: "One Hour of Silence Broken Only by Random Nipah." It's worth noting that for some reason, the video URL included a timestamp at one second, rather than the default URL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeAe-mtNv9Q&t=1s

1555555 GET

KUZ WHY THE FUCK IS IT IMPOSSIBLE TO TYPE THE FUCKING WEBSITE NAME

Post no. 1555555 was obtained November 25th, 2022. When this post was made, typing in "Soyjak Party" (case must match) would trigger the spam filter. OP later deleted the post after making a post with the text "I MADE UP MY MIND I'M BLOWING THIS FUCKING THREAD UP FUCKING GONE DELETED I DON'T CARE THAT IT'S SHARTY CULTURE TO WASTE GETS ON RANDOM BULLSHIT I FUCKING BLEW IT ON THIOS META CANCER I JUST HAD TO DRAW THIS GEM FIRST BEFORE I BLEW IT ALL TO HELL YOU HAVE 90 SECONDS TO GET. THE. FUCK. OUT OF THIS THREAD."

1599850 GET

On November 30th 2022, Kuz announced on /soy/'s pinned thread that "get's are stupid", and instead ordered that we should get hyped for post number 1599850, which teens then did. This was the first "special GET."

it's not, but we should be more nice, that would be... well, nice I guess

In the end, post 1599850 was an accidental GET, the contents itself responding to the OP, who stated that /soy/ is a Nice Board.

1600000 GET

Post 1600000 marked a Sootist win with an OMGSISA jak making its declaration in redtext.

sooty soot

1666666 GET

Post 1666666 was an accidental GET replying to some post, which we'll find when the 'chive is back up.^{[it just is, ok?]}

>>1666657 gem

1700000 GET

Post 1700000 was a fruity win.

strawberryphant GET

1777777 GET

Post 1777777 was an accidental GET. Instead of obeying the OP and reporting a linked post for harassment, the 'teen instead reported the OP and got the GET like a selfish little fuck.

Reported you instead, sorry.

1800000 GET

Post 1800000 was another fruity win, this time depicting two fruitjaks dueling atop a mountain.

'em

1999999 and 2000000 GET

Posts no. 1999999 and 2000000 were achieved on January 9, 2023.

romanized: Nigga, Nattsudayo!

The 1999999 GET was of Squirreljak. Before the 2,000,000 GET was achieved, the hype preceding it was unmatched, rivaled only by the 1,000,000 GET. As one Chud put it

im #feralgang - but honestly, im going to set aside my rivalry for this. Cob bros, feral bros, it doesnt matter. Seeing the history of our get's, as long as its a jak, ill be happy.

In order to prevent someone from scripting the GET, post deletion was disabled (You must wait 3 years to delete this post), reCAPTCHA was added for posts and replies, and Cloudflare was turned to its max.

undertale win

Despite these measures, the 2,000,000th post on /soy/ was softcore Undertale Porn. This lead some soyteens to believe that, despite the measures taken, the GET was scripted. Despite the brimstone GET, Kuz responded on his Telegram with a positive outlook, saying, "It took just a week short of 2 years for us to reach 1,000,000 posts on /soy/, but only 4 months for it to reach its 2,000,000th post. Time goes by so fast!... here's to another million posts, it'll go by real quickly. 🥂🍾❤️"

many believe this was an organized force from /trash/ and went on a shitpiss rage and deleted 3 pages of the log whilst in dead hours, many furfags disapproved of the get due to it being futanari and most soyteens recognized the 1999999 GET as the true GET.

2200000 GET

Post 2200000 was a Neutralplier replying to the OP, who shared good news that he passed an exam he'd been worrying about.

oh thats nice
>grabs you
now we can't let this little piece of news go unrewarded, now can we?

2222222 GET

lime win

Post no. 2222222 was achieved on February 2, 2023. Unlike most GETS this one was overwhelmingly positively received, which was a well needed change of pace for soyteens after the previous major /soy/ gets.

2333333 GET

ha do my ex mug gf s s sent be sent be be c sent me an kys kit than mc i my cd

Post no. 2333333 was acquired on February 18, 2023. Two back to back GETS claimed by the same faction was an unprecedented event, and even while the first GET was still up (which had been saved from near destruction by a necrobumper during a particulary dense colorjak spam ). Despite this, the post only managed 22 replies in 6 hours, which may reflect an extreme downturn in interest of fruitjaks and/or GETS in general.

2419157 Get

Post no. 2419157 was acquired on February 27, 2023 and was the second special GET. having a yellow background due to CSS trickery. the post consisted solely on the word "NIGGER"

2444444 GET

APNG of soyak that switches to Higurashi BBC porn. The post was encouraging the SPVA to delete his channel

2500000 GET

Babyjak with some dev CSS fuckery, notably it was followed by a 'zellig fail that had serious implications for the third soyvil war.

2555555 GET

Post 2555555 suggested the OP kill themself when asking if he should make "another" reddit thread. Ostensibly, the OP went on to commit suicide.^{[it just is, ok?]}

2600000 GET

Post 2600000 was an imageless post stating "Anglos won though" in response to an anti-Anglo copypasta OP, ensuring thread victory for Anglos everywhere.

2666666 GET

Post 2666666 was Hitori Bocchi from Hitoribocchi no Marumaru Seikatsu. This tranime coal marked a /qa/ win, probably.

bocchi

2700000 GET

Furfag cobson post, on a thread complaining about autistic people which was derailed by a reply into people replying "me" to try and grab the GET.

2777777 GET

The 'zellig post

An 'zellig post, after 5-10 minutes thread is filled with 'p - problaly they receive 'p from a Vietnamese troon- (The day of the GET has so many other 'p spams to 'zellig threads too.) and deleted, there is also an fail thread there.

2800000 GET

Just one single letter "k" , widely considered a massive gemerald GET due to the fact it belongs to no controversial faction and makes no sense.

2888888 GET

A post in a frog thread that read "froggy W", which caused a few 'teens to call for a frog ban

2900000 GET

A reply in a thread calling out get stealers as "eternal failers" using a smugjak. It was the word "wow" followed by an exclamation mark, being mostly well received.

2999999 and 3000000 GET

Post 2,999,999 was part of a reply chain based of the "I raped my hamster" meme.

AFTER MONTHS OF ANTICIPATION, THE 3M GET WAS A POST TITLED "I AM WHITE" with an OC of a Chudbob and a Patrick tranny hugging.

He Will Always Be A Get

I AM WHITE

3100000 GET

Post 3100000 was a deformed colorjak and a definitive COLOR WIN.

>>3099983
greetings

3111111 GET

Post 3111111 was posted by a skulljak Chad who was replying to an afrikaner and a bantu arguing with each others on a thread

op just fucking died.

3200000 GET

Post 3200000 was not only an accidental GET but an accidental thread GET, with the OP requesting NatSoc edits.

Does anyone here have cool nazi edits you could share?

3222222 GET

Post 3222222 was a soylent win "I want soylent". It is also a Zellig Win because the post was directly replying to OP, who posted a 'zellig gem.

I want soylent

3333333 GET

In a decisive blow to Argentina 'teens, the bri'ish have claimed the Falkland Islands, after spamming the phrase about a dozen times and quickly removing all but the winning GET.^{[it just is, ok?]}

"The falklands are British"

3400000 GET

Post 3400000 was a trick PNG whose thumbnail displayed a chud, but when expanded depicted a pornographic illustration of Lambdadelta from Umineko. Censors have been superimposed for your health and safety.

Kys incel

3500000 GET

Post 3500000 came in swinging as both a TND win and a Pokéwin, featuring a chuddified Charmelon, or Reptincel in French.

i niggerheart madness combat

3555555 GET

Post 3555555 was a Jewish Win containing a glowing blue Feraljak and the text "JEWGOD website."

JewGOD website

3600000 GET

Post 3600000 was a spoiler tagged image of a grinning Furude Rika. It is up to the experts to determine if this is an oldGOD racebaiter win, because nobody's cared about this girl since /qa/ was a thing.

meep

3666666 GET

Post 3666666 was one of a half-dozen sequential spamposts all containing the sole word "niggers." It was posted in a Neil Breen thread.

niggers

The honorary 3666666 GET (Post 3666667) was a babypost promising the cleansing of every 'teen's sins. This is positioned to be "the most heartbreaking off-by-one in the history of the Sharty," for it would have cemented /caca/ as a rising powerhouse of both a board and Sharty culture. Despite the fail, babies saw this as a win, or at least a glistening cacarald.

BABYGOD CACARALD THAT WILL REDEEM ALL SINS OF 'TEENS

3700000 GET

Post 3700000 was a spoiler tagged image of a sad Gapejak. Upon opening the image, the trick PNG would instantly switch to Bernkastel racebait hentai.

>10833 - SoyBooru.png

3777777 GET

Post 3777777 was an 'tism edit of Cobson; the thread was quickly baleeted by OP for some reason. Earlier on the same day of the /soy/ 3777777 GET, this exact image failed the 4chan /trash/ 57777777 GET by 2 places, prompting the inclusion of ANWO winning "this time."

ANWO WON THIS TIME

3800000 GET

Post 3800000 was a babyjak flipping off the viewer. Babies everywhere celebrated as /caca/ claimed their first major /soy/ GET not too long after their board opened.

caca

3888888 GET

Post 3888888 was an accidental GET, where one Soyteen asked another if they were too scared to click on a shortened link. Said link lead to a stock photo of a baby seal, but because it was fashioned to parody illegal links posted to the Party, said 'teen was right to be wary of following it. The only gemmy part of this GET was a gif of Feraljak jerking off, sandwiched between the two posts.

>>3888818 you're scared aren't you?

3900000 GET

Post 3900000 was from someone stating that petra, a new forced brimstone, is sharty culture. Most 'teens didn't like this GET, and some called 3899999 the real GET.

Petra is sharty culture, petra won GETs for the sharty, petra is queen of the sharty!

3999999 and 4000000 GETs

Post 3999999 was a rare Yotsubajak mocking 4channers and classic Japanese otaku.

blah blahj blah bah blah baklh blah

Following even more months of anticipation and strife, the Post 4000000 was shimmering IAS: an Aryan Neutralplier within an Aryan Neutralplier thread.

>>Aryan Neutralplier Will Win

4100000 GET

Post 4100000 was spamcoal. Due to the lack of an arrow, the obsessed poster looks exactly like a smiling troonjak.

KYS SH*RTYTRANNIES

4111111 GET

Post 4111111 was the gay pedo Kuz copypasta. It was posted just 13 hours after the 4100000 GET to a possible J*rty win, nigh impossible thoughever because they always lose, regardless if they win.

Yuri Kuznetsov was an extremely disgusting gay pedophile (...)

GETs on other boards

To be researched: GETs on other boards. Can (You) help us?

Total Sharty Posts

Both the 1,000,000 and 2,000,000 sharty posts were 'zellig wins. ^trans btw~

/caca/

/caca/ - Baby is an Under-4s Only board originally added long ago,^{[it just is, ok?]} opened with a fresh post counter on June 27th, 2023.

PRE 1000 GETs

99, 100, 111 GETs

Two of three of the first GETs were IAB (It's A Baby), spelling an optimistic outlook for the board.

BABAA BABAABBABA

fuh yuo

How?

200 GET

Im play with ss13

300 GET

adult hate thread

400 and 500 GETs

Both of these GETs simply pointed to other posts, possibly the same poster's failed GETs. They've been included on the captures for posterity.

>>305

>>497

600 GET

gtsnd ma

666 GET

The 666 GET is considered significant because it's a scary number and scared countless babies on /caca/.

im crazy

700 GET

Ga

800 GET

KUUUUUUUUUUZ I TOOK THE BABY PILLS WHY AM I NOT BABY YET KUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ MAKE ME BABY KUUUUUUUZ MAKE ME BABY NOOOOOOOOOW

900 GET

babyGOD win

1000 GET

The 1000th post on /caca/ arrived barely over an hour after its opening. The feraljak baby GET was pinned, but being posted with a Noahmusic2009 e-mail disqualified it from total cacarald status.

sooty soot

1111 GET

make /son/

2000 GET

strong baba

2222 GET

inflated win

3000 GET

dead board

3333 GET

While all the babies were sleeping, post 3333 on /caca/ was allegedly a frogpost that came after the user spammed a bunch of threads, forcing the get.^{[it just is, ok?]} It was then deleted by the OP.

I LOVE NIGGER I LOVE NIGGER I LOVE NIGGER I LOVE NIGGER I LOVE NIGGER I LOVE NIGGER

/giga2/

/giga2/ - Gigachads was a joke board orginally added on June 24th 2023, open for a single weekend. It locked at post 356.

99, 100, 111 GETs

The first three GETs on /giga2/ were claimed by Nazis, Soylita posters, and anti-/cunny/ advocates, two of the three being pure IAG (It's A Gigachad).

nazi win

claiming the 100 get for gigalita

>i would gladly oppose the idea of /cunny/ being added

200 GET

The 200 GET was posted to no replies, because nobody but the OP watched I Am Here... Now, the 2009 film from which this quote and still frame originate.

>I didn't make you this way.. That's just not right

300 GET

Spongeposters claimed the 300 GET to mild reception, including a reference to the /soy/ 3 Million GET which featured a chudded Spongebob. This was the final GET before the board locked.

spongebob is sharty culture

/int/

9999 and 10000 GETs

These two quads were both obtained in the same /int/ thread (the former in the OP, the latter in the first reply) in quick succession on July 3, 2021. The OP was by a Moroccan and featured an image of a transgender pride flag likely downloaded from Wikipedia with the caption "Trans women are women". The first reply to the thread was by a Mexican who simply said "(nigga?)". Apparently, the Moroccan planned on taking both GETs for himself by quickly replying with an image of a Black Lives Matter flag and the caption "Also Black lives matter", but was too slow to beat the Mexican to the 10000 GET. The Moroccan, severely displeased with the useless 10001 digits his BLM flag obtained, angrily replied to the Mexican.

NIGGER NIGGER YOU DOUBLE NIGGER YOU STOLE MY NASFJASF:LJASFJAS:GET COAL NIGGER NGIGIEIRIGER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The Mexican then proceeded to taunt him.

Fuck that, Golf Wang

Fuck that, Golf Wang Fuck that, Golf Wang Fuck that, Golf Wang Fuck that, Golf Wang

Fuck that, Golf Wang

After that, tensions appeared to dissipate and they traded good-natured emoji-filled jests with each other.

9999:Trans women are women
10000:(nigga?)

11111 GET

Post no. 11111 on /int/ was obtained on August 1, 2021. It featured one image of a Swedish 'jak and two deformed 'jaks. It is notable both for being a pinned thread and receiving a humorous redtext caption from a moderator.

Are repeating digits normal in your country?
(USER WAS KILLED FOR THIS POST)

/mtv/

2000 GET

HE FUCKING WON

4000 GET

Mangum win albeit

/plier/

/plier/ was a joke board added for Markiplier's birthday on June 28th, 2023. It was closed the next day.

100 GET

'line on the log

Oh my favci, Marceline, a bisexual (no trans so its gemmy) vampire !!

Total LGB (no T ) win!

/psy/

/psy/-4/20 was a joke board orginally added on April 20th, 2023.

99, 100, 111 GETs

Big three gets all obtained in the first few minutes of the board being open by 'jaks (albeit one coal) Wholesome Gapejak, Shotjak, and Feraljak.

dreamworks victory

Feraljak win for historic first trips (111) and last pure dubs (99) was taken by a shotjak.

420 GET

Get 420

1000 GET

Get 1000, right before the board closed denouncing the use of nigger weed

/pol/

7777 GET

This GET was obtained on June 17th, 2021. The OP was by a tor-hopping schizo and featured an image of some Muslims burning the Swedish flag with the caption "KILL ALL SWEDES".

This GET was considered a major win for Islam and Norway, and many chuds called for this gem of a thread to be pinned.

KILL ALL SWEDES

/qa/

90000 GET

>dickhead

100000 GET

Chuck won unlock /sneed/

Doll temporarily unlocked /sneed/ in response to the get.

123456 GET

Petra the new queen of /qa/. Forever loyal to her duty

/q/

77777 GET

Obtained in Doll's pinned q&a thread

/BBC/ now

80000 GET

Obtained in Doll's pinned q&a thread

zellig win

100000 GET

And ban /pol/tards.

/skibidi/

/skibidi - Skibidi was another temp board Doll added, to be live "until I get home" on July 19th, 2023.

99, 100, 111 GETs

The first three GETs (pre-99 dubs don't count, you selfish fucks) came within minutes of the board opening. Post 99 fueled the Poopson conspiracy theory. Post 100 was a classic GODson win and Post 111 simply linked to the first three GETs.

Nigger Board among other nonsense.

200 - 700 GETs: The Skibidi-Caca Skirmish

The GETs of the Skibidi-Caca Skirmish.

The remainder of the GETs evolved (or devolved) into a war between /caca/ baby posters and anti-/caca/ advocates who rallied against them with the help of the ratio-bot (a script deployed by a 'teen that replies to a post every six to eight seconds from a pool of phrases).

• Post 200 was a reply to the OP of the master babythread. /caca/ win.
• Post 222 was a ratiobot reply within the ratio thread. /skibidi/ win.
• Post 300 was another ratiobot reply within the ratio thread. /skibidi/ win.
• Post 333 was familiar babyspeak nonsense. /caca/ win.
• Post 400 was an impish soyak ears babyjak. /caca/ win.
• Post 444 was a ratio reply within the ratio thread. /skibidi/ win.
• Post 500 was another ratiobot reply within the ratio thread. Being post 500, it garnered the most (You)s of any GET on the board. /skibidi/ win.
• Post 555 was a third ratiobot GET win in a row, and the /caca/ faction felt the loss. /skibidi/ win.
• Post 600 turned the tide with a black sun babyjak. /caca/ win.
• Post 666 was a win from a neutral party: a splinter faction formed from the Aryan Neutralplier /soy/ 4M GET just the night before. NO CONTEST.
• Post 700 was the final GET of the board: a babyjak. /caca/ win.

In the end, both competing factions tied with 5 GETs a piece. It was a tie, and that's a good thing.

GETs on 4chan

See also: Raids

/aco/

6666666 GET

'son thread

/bant/

14000000 GET

.

16666666 GET

he won

/ck/

18999999 and 19000000 GETs

These GETs were allegedly taken by the Moroccan, who cited prior posts on /bant/ with the same filename and MD5 hash as the two images used in the GETs as proof.

Big mac

>Drinking soda

/fit/

70000000 (maybe)

get incoming

Claim

Proof

71000000 (maybe)

Claim

Literally built for bbc

/g/

88888888 GET

Give me 1(one) reason why I should leave Windows 7

89000000 GET

/qa/ won, loiussss lost

91000000 GET

baby

94444444 GET

just use a random copper wire with electrical tape. you wont hear any difference in audio quality anyway

Despite being stolen accidentally by a soyteen, post n°94444444 was a decisive Sharty IAS win. Unlike most soyteen GETs on 4chan, this one was well-received by /g/ natives, and the first GET to feature a HWABAB cat variant of Cobson (He Will Always Be A Bed).

/gif/

22222222 GET

YLYL cartoon bald men with beards edition

24999999 and 25000000 GETs

Gemmy spadeson post

im a selfish little fuck

/hc/

2222222 GET

The >>>/hc/ get was stolen on October 5, 2022. Unlike most GETs, the coomers were too focused on masturbating to notice that their get was stolen.

/jp/

37999999 and 38000000 GETs

/qa/ זכה (Translation: /qa/ won)

OH NO BASEDJAK WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

38999999 and 39000000 GETs

plier

/qa/ won.

/k/

55555555 GET

>Gun control

57000000 GET

gun chuds lost, david koeresh lost, randy weaver lost, ruby riege was justified, arrest kyle rittenhouse, ban AR's, atf won, democrats won

58000000 GET

russia won pigkrainians lost

/lgbt/

25000000 GET

Getterino

29999999 & 30000000 GET

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!

The 29999999 GET on /lgbt/

The 29999999 & 30000000 GET on /lgbt/ were decisive 'sharty wins.

The 30000000 GET consisted of a picture of a rock with a soyjak face on it, with the accompanying text 'Out of the coal came forth sweetness.'

'The 29999999 GET was cracker cow, the counterpart to nigger cow. The jannies seethed so much that they deleted the GETs before the archive could even save them, which would have meant deleting them less than 10s after they were posted. They went so far as to ban natives who made the mistake of asking what the get was.

The sharty erupted into celebration, and both the get thread and the catalog began to play the song "We Are The Champions". The mood on the website was absolutely ecstatic, arguably only beaten by that of the /s4s/ get.

The raid thread later got mysteriously deleted and removed the archives. A mod later stated that it was due to a bug with the archiver as well as the thread being accidentally deleted.

/lit/

22222222 GET

Stop NEETing it out and interact with people, incel chud

While 'teens agreed that this Bernkastel GET was coal, it was secured by a Sharty poster nonetheless.

/p/

3999999 and 4000000 GETs

'son website

This is nut

/pw/

4000000 GET

/r9k/

68000000 GET

69000000 GET

The r9k 69000000 GET was NAS, but a /qa/ joke nonetheless.

Honestly I don't even want it

72999999 and 73000000 GETs

'umo un the lon

It's simple, just uhhh.... stop being depressed bro

74000000 GET

SHARYT WIN 1

[s4s]

10000000 GET

Main article: Swaglord

As retaliation for the deletion of /qa/, soyteens stole the largest /s4s/ get ever. This prompted arch-janny, Swaglord, (who had attempted to automate the get but ended up with Post number 10000001 instead), to seethe big time and ban dozens of /s4s/ natives. This GET was perhaps the most impactful in party history, being of a highly desirable number on a relatively popular board, and leading to the normalization of Cobson in soyjak culture.

/soc/

31999999 and 32000000 GETs

females of soc, what kind of vibe do I give off?

Rate me?

The 31999999 and 32000000 GETs on /soc/ were stolen by pictures of Lee Goldson and Kuz, respectively. . Note that the start of the user ID for post 31999999 was QA, proving that /qa/ won once again.

/t/

1111111 GET

>piracy... le BAD!!

On February 5th, 2022, a soyteen scored the first and so far only septs in the history of /t/. Unlike most soyteen GETs on 4chan, post number n°1111111 was well-received by /t/ natives.

/trash/

53999999 GET

Almost a soylady and 'zellig W

TND!!!

57000000 GET

Whatever this thing is

If >>57000000 or >>56999999 are cirno'd, IAS, or pic rel then the mods must unironically unlock /qa/

/vmg/

888888 GET

HWABAG

999999 GET

piggy board

1111111 GET

==soooooty==

/vm/

777777 GET.

Two hours later teens also tried to get the 53000000 GET from /trash/ yet this was taken by a cirnofag.

Common Cobson W

1000000 GET

>>999880 and earn money very slowly... without the blue bonuses you suffer

/vp/

53000000 GET

BBC gem, a sharty win.

I LOVE GRASS TYPE POKEMON

/vst/

999999 and 1000000 GETs

>I fucking LOVE strategy games

>basedhammer

/vt/

41000000 GET

swedish win

47277777 GET

chud win

/x/

30999999 and 31000000 GETs

>I got kicked out of the library for putting the bible in the fiction section

Science

34999999 and 35000000 GETs

LOL ONIONS

>MyHouse.WAD

/y/

3000000 GET

basedjak.party won

Additional GET picture plus replies of soy'eens

GETs on Other Imageboards

Endchan

/dota/

33333 GET

COOOOOOOOB GAAAAAAAANG

Lainchan

KEEP IN MIND: LAINTRANNY JANITORS ARE KNOWN FOR SEETHING TO THE EXTREME EVERY TIME SOMEONE STEALS A GET FROM THEIR EXTREMELY DEAD IMAGEBOARD. TAKE HEED.

/hum/

66666 GET

niggerglitterboy coon spook spicniggerglitterboy coon spook spicniggerglitterboy coon spook spic...

The GET was later edited by the admin, who proceeded to add custom warning messages to every soy post in the thread.

Hello everyone! I just wanted to say that CHECK 'EM. Lainchan is the best site in the world.
Thank you for your time!
<3

/music/

11111

Heil Sooty soot. Heil sooty soot.

Out of pure seethe, jannies immediately locked not only the board, but the whole site.^{[it just is, ok?]}

8kun

/f1/

66666 GET

Gem

/tingles/

30000 GET

The OP's linked image depicted a soyjak drooling whilst listening to ASMR, referring to the board topic. Due to board restrictions, the GET was accompanied not by an image, but by a YouTube embed: (Soyjak Baby Photos (Wholesome) from SoyTube.

this is how you niggas be looking like https://files.catbox.moe/za0srk.png (this shitty site WILL not let me embed images)

Crystal Cafe

/b/

222222 GET

SoyGOD W

/feels/

99999 and 100000 GETs

The Sharty fought over and claimed two GETs that 'fe girls were entirely oblivious to. Baby stole the 99999 GET and was allegedly responsible for an impressive stealth Cacarald leading up to the GET. One post later, a certified platinum GODson victory swept the femcel community off their feet. This post echoed the iconic /s4s/ 10 Million Cobson GET.

im play with my legose

N_ggers coaly tho, cobson got the gemmy tho

/media/

30000 GET

Total Glurple Victory, ladies, the mighty sharty passes you the salute

Leftypol

/anime/

20000 GET

Gem

/hobby/

33333 GET

Is soy coal

/tech/

20000 GET

TND

/edu/

20000 GET

SOYJAK PARTY WON, HAIL THE REICHSFUHRER, 14/88, REMOVE KEBABSj4v98

Jarty

/soy/

40000 GET

tsmt

lol look at all the frogs on here

Kohlchan

/z/

60000 GET

Swedish win

Soychan

/soy/

100 GET

On July 18 2023, Soychan, a clone of soyjak.party, opened for fifteen minutes before being locked for excessive illegal spam. Within this timeframe, a Joeyyposter posted the first GET on /soy/.

cinema