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* Taking up your precious time on this Earth, especially if you’re a gooner
* Taking up your precious time on this Earth, especially if you’re a gooner
* Ruining your relationships
* Ruining your relationships
* An addiction which gets stronger with each viewing
* An addiction which gets stronger with each viewing (which is [[giggly goonclown|some people's]] fetish for some reason


== See also ==
== See also ==

Revision as of 23:20, 8 August 2023

Pornography is a term for sexual images or videos. It is the iconography of the devil. If you ever see pornographic material on the sharty, booru or otherwise, please do not interact with it as it may impede your chances of getting into heaven.

A disappointed God watching one of his children giving into sin.
A disappointed God watching one of his children giving into sin.

In the real world, watching and gooning to porn has a negative stigma (and rightfully so). Nigger that stigma has become non existent, embrace the brave new world which the 4th great industrial revolution brought!

Porn's effect on health

Watching porn has a number of adverse health effects, including:

  • Decreased sperm count (immediately following ejaculation)
  • Decreased gray brain matter
  • Decreased sex drive (immediately following ejaculation)
  • Dick bruises
  • Hand AIDS.
  • Anxiety
  • Depression
  • Suicidal Thoughts
  • Guilt
  • Lethargy
  • Higher chance of becoming a tranny (because I say so, okay?)
  • High chance of escalating to shocking and bizarre content
  • Taking up your precious time on this Earth, especially if you’re a gooner
  • Ruining your relationships
  • An addiction which gets stronger with each viewing (which is some people's fetish for some reason

See also

Porn
is part of a series on
the coal that is killing /soy/
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