Amerimutt
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This page is a gem.
This page smell like cheese or however the faggot is obsessed.
Amerimutt is a forced Discord meme from /soy/, or something. The meme itself is a direct deviation of the Le 56% Face meme from /pol/, or whatever. Amerimutt is known to be a high school dropout and highly illiterate in regards to politics, geography, technology, etc. Amerimutt is also known to have millions of reward points with McDonald's, as he goes there multiple times a day or something like that, yeah.
Most mutt spam has a format of the aforementioned picture along with with a strawman stereotypical American statement, then ending with "or something" or "or whatever" or something along these lines. In the past, due to its common and repetitive usage, there had been discussion to 'nish mutt spam on /soy/, or something like that[1].
Around late 2022, during and after the peak of border mutt-posting, the janitors started cracking down on muttposting due to growing dissatisfaction and concerns over it being forced by DA 'COORD. At best, deleting threads that would pop up, at worst issuing week-long bans on sight for even a single mutt. The phrase 'muttposting' was silently added to the banned wordfilter during this spat and only removed long after the kuz-era was over (possibly only as a by-product of the great reset domain change)
On August 20th, 2023, a dox on the 'farms about a 'cordtranny named Nikola Uroš reveals that he was behind most of the muttspam and most likely even started it, leaving the "kys obsessed faggot" chud vindicated and E*rocvcks on suicide watch, or however the bombing of Belgrade is avenged.[2] Disregard that, it was found out on the 4th of September that the dox was actually a falseflag and that ze is actually named Issac Kate and ze lives in the USA (though ze is still a Serb), or however the 'p is spammed.[3] Nowadays nobody cares about him meaning he's either quit or is silently still posting, or however the Belgrade bridge is mistaken for a french fry.
Starting in October 2023, muttposting started to become much more prolific on the sharty, with multiple muttposts being on the 'log at any given time. It remains to be seen what exactly caused this uptick in muttposting, though it could be da 'cord, or however the faggots are obsessed. This phenomenon has caused some mutts (or 'cords) to retaliate by using images of rather swarthy hands typing on a keyboard to depict muttposters as being third-worlders and a strange image of a swarthy version of Neutralplier starting the Mutt-Euro War, or however the 'cords slapfight amongst each other.[4]
Impish mutt
| Impish mutt | |
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>we must secure the existence of McDonalds and a future for gay jews in Kenya or something | |
| Soyjak subvariant | |
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| Earliest Known Appearance | SoyBooru (April 17th, 2022)[5] |
| Booru Posts |  299 As of October 22nd, 2023 |
| Based On | Impish Soyjak Ears |
Impish mutt is a slightly more IAS version of le 56% face or however the cookie crumbles. Due to this very fact, it gradually eliminated the culture around the amerimutt facing the border wall and muttduels, seeing as jannies were easily able to 'nish them for NAS and spam.[That's just how it is, ok?]
You WILL fill this section with relevant information NOW
Status as IAS
Mutt has some IAS qualities:
- Has a gaping mouth from constantly mouth breathing
- His food contains large amounts of xenoestrogens along with a myriad of other chemicals forbidden in civilized countries
- Is balding
- Has stubble
- Doesn't have glasses but that's because he needs the perfect eyesight to read the menu at Burger King
- Is used for quoting people
It is also worth noting that the Impish mutt was allowed during no NAS weekends[or so I've been told].
Common Misconceptions
HE IS NOT STARING AT YOU. HIS EYE COLORS ARE NOT SWAPPED. HE IS ACTUALLY LOOKING SIDEWAYS AND HIS EYES ARE PERFECTLY NORMAL. YOU'RE EITHER SPREADING DISINFORMATION OR YOU ARE COMPLETELY DELUSIONAL IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE.[or something like that]
^meds both are valid
American Lee
American Lee is the nickname given to a 'sharty user who answers all posts featuring any 'mutt 'jak with "Kill yourself obsessed faggot" even when its well hidden. He tried to warn us about a tranny Serb being behind the mutt spam responding to his muttposts or however the fourteen words go, he will never be a real Lee albeit or something along these lines.
Sometime in August a poster started quoting mutt posts with an image of brown hands typing on a keyboard, implynig that this is how the mutt posters look like[or so I've heard].
Lingo
A Collection of retarded Mutt lingo or something else rather than the faggot is obsessed.
The somethings:
- "...or something [else] [like that]" or "or some shit [like that]"
- "...or whatever"
- "...or rather than"
- "...or however the [thing] is [verb]"
- "...or so I've been told"
- "... yeah..."
The muttspellings:
- 1448 (1488)
- Hyperkorea or Hyperburrito (Hyperborea)
- Hyperbolica
- Ham Ass (Hamas)
- Siberian (Serbian)
- 7/11 (9/11)
- Constipation (Constitution)
- mobility ARYAN CHARIOT (mobility scooter)
- Eurotrannies
- mexcrement
Phrases:
- "[verb] yourself obsessed [thing]" (e.g. eat yourself obsessed burger)
- "DRIVABLE... [THING]... NOW!!!!!!"
- "fucking- he needs to go back to [place]… fucking bitch… fucking [person] piece of shit, fucking bitch… get the fuck out of [place] go back to your [place]" (in reference to a tiktok with a fat american man shouting at some muslim)
- "made for BBC"
- "no hablo ingles"
- "kill yourself obsessed faggot"
Commonly mentioned things:
- Stores / fast food chains: McDonald's, Wendy's, White Castle, Burger King, Popeyes, Walmart
- Vehicles: Ford F1488 (Ford F150), Ferrari, mobility scooter
- Foods: Grimace Shake, [triple] cheeseburger, Big Mac, hamburger, Diet Coca-Cola, chicken nuggets, Tendies, corn syrup, steak
- Places: Serbia, Israel, Turkey (not food), Ohio, Hyperborea, Iraq, US-Mexico border, Gaza, Twin Towers, Europe
- Celebrities: Ice Spice, Ronald McDonald, Joebama Biden, Donald McTrump
- Dates: 9/11, year 1488
- Niggers
- Other: communism, BWC, BBC, tipping, sharting, Mexicans, obesity, circumcision, Constitution, aryans
Gems
Mutt "War"
>alright men and uhhh genderqueer folx we need to launch our first all out attack on ham ass or whatever to take revenge on them for shutting off the blacked.com servers by bombing israel or something yeah
<but commander the only ham ass we see is yours
>uhhhhh then shoot it or some shit retard
<ok uhh the customers always right or whatever
>…🌸
^ WOWEEEE ITS JUST LIKE MUH HECKIN MCNUTTERINO
Collectible Big Mac
>BRANDON LEE SMITH, COME HERE.
<Yea Pops?
>DID YOU EAT MY COLLECTABLE BIG MAC IN THE FRIDGE?
<Ye-
>LET ME TELL YOU SUMTHIN BOUT IT. IT WAS A FAMILY HEIRLOOM FROM THE 90s: I REMEMBER I BOUGHT WHEN I TOOK YOUR MOTHER IN THE LOCAL MICKEY D'S FOR OUR FIRST DATE. THEY STILL MADE THEM OUT OF STYROFOAM AND 50% BEEF. COSTED ME A DOLLAR AND FIVE BITS FOR HEAVEN'S SHAKE. IT SAW FOUR (OR WAS IT FIVE?) PRESIDENTS, 1487 WARS (THE MISHAP IN SERBIRAQISTAN DOESN'T COUNT), AND IT WAS THERE ON FREAKING NINE EIGHT SEVEN ELEVEN.
>WHY DID YOU DO IT?
<Pa, I needed some fuel to defeat some freedom-hating trannies on the 'party.
>YOU FOUGHT THE COMMIES JUST LIKE MY DAD DID IN DAYTONA BEACH DURING THE PRE-COLD WAR? Son, forgive me. Let's go buy a couple of Grand Macs to celebrate… or something
The Muttscharten Incident
On November 3rd, 2023, in a small town of Poopernscharten, a pro-EU German group took it to the streets to show their respect and loyalty to the European Union by holding a giant flag of it. One of the people involved posted an "Amerimutt" on /soy/ about 3 hours prior.
About 14 minutes in, a ginormous being/creature materializes on the flag. It is bloated, naked and its face resembles the aforementioned "Amerimutt" meme. It is resting in a squat position, holding a giant "Grimace Shake". 3 minutes after, it appears to expel a substance resembling diarrhea all over the flag. This terrifies the rally and somehow forces them into tears, as if they KNOW what that's about. The process takes about 40 seconds, enough to cover the entire flag with the brown substance.
In a deep, beast-like voice, the creature utters:
>I just sharted on your stupid flag, how do you feel about that or something?
…before slowly fading away into the nothingness it appeared to have materialized from. The street is closed and the flag is left alone. Sometime at midnight, a small child peeped out of the window and noticed that the substance was now glowing with a strange pattern of red, blue, and white, but didn't pay much attention to it.
The next morning, the street was about to reopen, but before it could, people wanted to remove the sharted EU flag. However, instead of the brown EU flag, they instead saw what resembled a McDonald's flag. The only difference being that the label that would normally read out "McDonald's", instead read out "McKillYourselfObsessedFaggot". Somehow, the brown substance was able to change the flag. To this day, no one can come up with a logical explanation.
No one understood the context, except that one Amerimutt poster, who later hanged himself or something like that, yeah
