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'''Baby monkeys''' are known for being disgusting useless tree rats that steal from people and contribute nothing to society. They are commonly abused and abandoned by their troop because they are so annoying and worthless that not even their own parents can tolerate them.
'''Baby monkeys''' are known for being cute and funny little [[Nigger|creatures]], which is why some soiteens recommend adopting one and treating them with love and care. Despite this, there are sick fucks known as BMTroons (Baby Monkey Torture [[Trannies|Troons]]) who get off on videos of baby monkey torture.


==Background/Rise of the BMTGODS==
==Background/Rise of the BMTroons==
BMT spammers frequently spam [[Soyjak.party|the sharty]]. These BMT gods are all aryans who come from /qa/. They are all keyed and know that baby macaques are worthless and deserve to have their milk taken away. 'MT generates much seethe from Redditors and Kiwitroons who view it as disturbing despite the fact that they spend all day viewing much more disgusting shit like tranny porn. Redditors and trannies despise BMT because they are dysgenic brown creatures who view the tree rats similar to themselves. They also try to project their pedophilic fantasies onto BMT in an attempt to slander 'MTgods.
BMT spammers frequently spam [[Soyjak.party|the sharty]]. <sup>{{quote|>even doe it's just one spergy troon who likes to spam this garbage}}</sup> This spam got its start from [[Trannies|0chan.life users]] discovering the sharty. They are all psychopaths who would torture a human child if they could (but torturing monkeys is easier and more socially acceptable (in Indonesia)). Being ever hungry for more freaks that share their torture fetish, they quickly realized that they could induct young impressionable soyteens into their cult.
 
Despite numerous calls from said 0chan users to create a board for baby monkey torture, /bmt/, the soyjak.party administration team refuses to implement the requests of the monkey torture community. Many soyteens are very proud of this decision and there is an ongoing grassroots lobbying campaign to end BMT spam forever. This campaign has been very successful, resulting in the BMT spammers losing all of their IPs. As one BMT spammer put it (shortly before committing suicide), <blockquote>{{quote|>Ever since Kuz took over, I've been losing friends! All of my tor links to 0chan /pity/ get deleted instantly! I may just have to-ACK!}}<ref>#vent on BMTcord</ref> </blockquote>
 
This very wiki got visited by one on February 8th 2023.<ref>User:ØchanAdmin‎. You will NOT check his contributions even tho 'leno has purged everything from his account</ref>


Despite numerous calls from said aryan gods to create a board for baby monkey torture, /bmt/, the soyjak.party administration team refuses to implement the requests of the monkey torture community. Many Redditors and Kiwitroons are very proud of this decision and they all whined and pissed their diapers like selfish little fucks in a campaign to end BMT spam forever. This campaign has been very successful, resulting in the BMT spammers losing all of their IPs. Despite this, 'MTGODS will still pop up from time to time to bless the sharty with their shiny gemeralds.
==Arguments used by BMT lovers==
==Arguments used by BMT lovers==


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*{{quote|>I totally wouldn't torture a human child if i could even though I hate baby monkeys for the same exact reason I can't stand to be around human babies}}
*{{quote|>I totally wouldn't torture a human child if i could even though I hate baby monkeys for the same exact reason I can't stand to be around human babies}}
* *Soyquotes you with 1 of 3 images from his barren soy folder*
* *Soyquotes you with 1 of 3 images from his barren soy folder*
All of these arguments have been fact checked and proven to be true<ref>Politifact</ref>.


==How to spot a BMTroon in real life==
==How to spot a BMTroon in real life==
[[File:Babymonkeytorture.gif|thumb|300x300px|A BMTgod from [[Reddit]] (even tho Redditors are the ones behind the anti-BMT seething) |none|class=notpageimage]]You can never be sure who enjoys these gemeralds just by looking at him. However there are usually some telltale signs of someone who enjoys watching tree rat death. For example:
[[File:Babymonkeytorture.gif|thumb|300x300px|A bmtroon from [[Reddit]] |none|class=notpageimage]]You can never be sure who indulges in sick fantasies just by looking at him. However there are usually some telltale signs of someone who pleasures himself to monkey death. For example:
 
#He watches [[Trannies|Keffals]] (he wants to see Kiwifarms shut down because like Lucas, his dox is there)<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/123113/page-84#post-12491312</ref>.
#She's an older mom who watches a suspicious amount of animal videos on JooTube<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/123113/page-106#post-12721626</ref>
#He's from Indonesia and spends a lot of time filming monkeys<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/123113/page-49#post-12408606</ref>
#He uses [[Discord]]


#He has a great physique with big muscles
==Soot's involvement==
#He has an IQ greater than 130
[[File:Soot bmt.jpg|thumb|Soot soyquoting a pathetic BMTroon|none]]On March 10 2022, [[Soot]] BTFO a BMTroon by soyquoting him.
#He's good looking and frequently has sex


==Kuz's involvement==
==Kuz's involvement==
[[Kuz]], cucking to the demands of the horde of dysgenic Redditors, banned BMT threads across all of his websites, including the sharty.  
[[Kuz]], being a good admin, banned BMT threads across all of his websites, including the sharty.  


The acronym "BMT" is now filtered as well.  
The acronym "BMT" is now filtered as well.  


== Anti-BMT "arguments" ==
This has caused tons of seethe from the entire BMT community, so much so that a few of them even forgot to take their HRT supplements.
 
* {{Quote|>'MTgods are pedophiles!}}
 
This is projection by anti-BMT reddit pedophiles who see tree rats similar to nigger babies and associate them with sexual thoughts.
 
* {{Quote|>It's cruel!}}
 
Even tho tree rats deserve it.
 
* {{Quote|>It's a substitute for people who want to watch child abuse!}}
 
There is no evidence for this.
 
* {{Quote|>They're zoosadists!}}
 
There is no evidence that 'MT enjoyers dislike animals other than tree rats. Most of them only hate baby macaques and do not hold these feelings toward any other species. Ironically, many of the Redditors who use this argument like watching videos of dogs, cats, and humans being tortured, which is far worse. This is evidenced by their prescence in "rekt" threads on 4cuck /gif/ where they only seem to have a problem with tree rats getting rekt and no other animal.  
 
* {{Quote|>'MTgods are sick in the head!}}


Even tho Redditors watch tranny porn which is far more disturbing
== Gallery ==
[[File:Bmttroon_btfo.gif|frame|An image of a BMTroon submitting himself to his superior baby monpai poowner.|none]]


==See also==
==See also==

Revision as of 11:46, 18 July 2023

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Baby monkeys are known for being cute and funny little creatures, which is why some soiteens recommend adopting one and treating them with love and care. Despite this, there are sick fucks known as BMTroons (Baby Monkey Torture Troons) who get off on videos of baby monkey torture.

Background/Rise of the BMTroons

BMT spammers frequently spam the sharty. >even doe it's just one spergy troon who likes to spam this garbage This spam got its start from 0chan.life users discovering the sharty. They are all psychopaths who would torture a human child if they could (but torturing monkeys is easier and more socially acceptable (in Indonesia)). Being ever hungry for more freaks that share their torture fetish, they quickly realized that they could induct young impressionable soyteens into their cult.

Despite numerous calls from said 0chan users to create a board for baby monkey torture, /bmt/, the soyjak.party administration team refuses to implement the requests of the monkey torture community. Many soyteens are very proud of this decision and there is an ongoing grassroots lobbying campaign to end BMT spam forever. This campaign has been very successful, resulting in the BMT spammers losing all of their IPs. As one BMT spammer put it (shortly before committing suicide),

>Ever since Kuz took over, I've been losing friends! All of my tor links to 0chan /pity/ get deleted instantly! I may just have to-ACK![1]

This very wiki got visited by one on February 8th 2023.[2]

Arguments used by BMT lovers

  • >You're a KIWITROON! You don't want to watch our snuff films so you must have come from KIWI FARMS!
  • >They're ANNOYING! They totally DESERVE to have a long and painful death because they, uh, squealed a little when I took away their milk!
  • >What? Noooo I don't get off to this! I just hoard webms of baby monkeys getting killed and tortured so I can... uhh.. look at them!
  • >I totally wouldn't torture a human child if i could even though I hate baby monkeys for the same exact reason I can't stand to be around human babies
  • *Soyquotes you with 1 of 3 images from his barren soy folder*

How to spot a BMTroon in real life

A bmtroon from Reddit

You can never be sure who indulges in sick fantasies just by looking at him. However there are usually some telltale signs of someone who pleasures himself to monkey death. For example:

  1. He watches Keffals (he wants to see Kiwifarms shut down because like Lucas, his dox is there)[3].
  2. She's an older mom who watches a suspicious amount of animal videos on JooTube[4]
  3. He's from Indonesia and spends a lot of time filming monkeys[5]
  4. He uses Discord

Soot's involvement

Soot soyquoting a pathetic BMTroon

On March 10 2022, Soot BTFO a BMTroon by soyquoting him.

Kuz's involvement

Kuz, being a good admin, banned BMT threads across all of his websites, including the sharty.

The acronym "BMT" is now filtered as well.

This has caused tons of seethe from the entire BMT community, so much so that a few of them even forgot to take their HRT supplements.

Gallery

An image of a BMTroon submitting himself to his superior baby monpai poowner.

See also

Citations

  1. ↑ #vent on BMTcord
  2. ↑ User:ØchanAdmin‎. You will NOT check his contributions even tho 'leno has purged everything from his account
  3. ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/123113/page-84#post-12491312
  4. ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/123113/page-106#post-12721626
  5. ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/123113/page-49#post-12408606
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