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== Goon Wars == | == Goon Wars == | ||
''Main page: [[The /nate/ War]]'' | |||
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The | The '''Goon Wars''', better known as '''The /nate/ War''', was a special event in which conflict between cattywipers and gooners would escalate considerably. Although there has always been a cold war, the conflict would reach new heights, and drama brewed up with emerging commanders and named factions. | ||
=== First Phase === | |||
On March 11th, Froot hides /nate/ as part of an update to the top bar. Ankhafags emerge and colonize the board. This phase of the war is the most peaceful. Since there are 40 pages and a thread limit, wiping is an insurmountable task. | |||
=== Second Phase === | |||
[[File:Antigoon minion thread.jpg|thumb|Screenshot of the thread on /soy/.]]A few days later, Never Goon Minion shows up. Every hour or so, he uses up the thread limit to denounce gooning, and encourage others to stop gooning. This immediately starts a conflict, with gooners taunting the minion, saying "Minion lost" and falseflagging him. There was another avatarfag called Goon Minion aka Purple Minion, who would occasionally bump gooner threads. When Never Goon Minion wasn't wiping, others would try wiping the board. During this phase, about half the threads on the catalog were Minions. However, spammers kept necrobumping after the spam. Never Goon Trump also shows up. | |||
On March 16th, minionGODs post a thread on /soy/ and coordinate a [[Nightly Raids|night raid]] on /nate/. This raid lasts for several hours, and successfully slides half of the Ankha threads off the catalog. | |||
=== Third Phase === | |||
Root removes the thread limit and reduces the pages to 10. Anti-gooners nuke the board, including a rogue janny deleting Ankha threads. Gooners, most notably footfag, spam their own threads in response. /nate/'s PPH exceeds /soy/'s multiple times due to the spam, which might be partially responsible for the Sharty crashing multiple times. | |||
The third phase was an Anti-Gooner win, due to Gooner threads wiping out every hour. Shortly, afterwards, the pages are reduced to 5, and gooners talk about wanting /fap/ to be made so they can goon in peace. | |||
=== Final Phase === | |||
Root adds back the thread limit, giving gooners a slight advantage. However, the 5-page catty makes it difficult for them to keep their threads up. Only Ankhafags can necrobump their threads for long enough for them to survive more than one day. | |||
Ultimately, a series of strikes from Never Goon Trump, Schizofag, and Siegefag decimate gooner threads. On March 21st, they achieve a goon-free catalog for multiple hours, winning yet another battle. By this point, Ankhafag's threads are merely a memory on /nate/. The final phase was another Anti-Gooner win, despite the less favorable circumstances. | |||
== See Also == | == See Also == |
Revision as of 21:10, 21 March 2024
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Founded | July 19th, 2021; 2 years ago |
Creator | Soot |
Owner | Froot |
Total Posts | 60,000+ |
Homepage | https://soyjak.party/nate/ |
/nate/ - Coals is a board on the Sharty. It's basically Nigger Hell. It has been compared to 4chan /trash/ and features similar content. NSFW coal is either moved to >>>/nate/ or deleted by Janny, but you can also post a thread on there.
It was always hidden until the last few days before the Soypocalypse. As of February 2nd, the board remains visible. The board was changed back to hidden when the top bar was updated on March 11th, 2024. /nate/ has 25 40 pages and catalog wiping it is permitted.
Content
- Color dick wars (formerly the main topic)
- NSFW content
- Coal, dust, and brimstone (mostly brimstone)
- A pinned thread
- Forced memes from nu/qa/
- NSFL content
- The occasional gem (unlike Nigger Hell, which contains not a single gem within its entire girth)
- Catty wipes
And since Doll decided to unhide it, all of this is now accessible from the top bar. Thanks, Doll! <- It is hidden again.
For a short time, NSFW reigned, free from catty wipes, thanks to the flood filter. When the filter was changed/removed from /nate/, they fell off. Nowadays, 90% of the board is just catty wipes.
Catty Wiping
YOU WILL CATTY WIPE THIS BOARD RIGHT NOW
Some time after the Second Great Purchase, even though catty wiping is a bannable offense for every other board, an exception was made for /nate/ specifically. This allowed any chud to take over the entire board for a few hours with whatever forced meme or margerald they choose. Every thread had a bump limit of 15 as well, and the pages were reduced to 5. The reason being that 100+ reply furry generals and porn dump threads were being created which is le bad. In mid-January 2024 this was changed for unknown reasons, raising the bump limit to 30 and increasing the amount of pages to 25. A thread creation limit was also added, which limits to 20 the maximum amount of threads that may be created each hour.
It's a great board if you want to practice your catty-wiping skills for raids. It is also a last resort for forcing a meme to try and gain any sort of notoriety.
Nate Nigga
Nate Nigga or Nate Negro is the personification and unofficial mascot of /Nate/. He has scars all over his body and has his penis cut off. He is also considered a Gem but is not well known.
Goon Wars
Main page: The /nate/ War
The Goon Wars, better known as The /nate/ War, was a special event in which conflict between cattywipers and gooners would escalate considerably. Although there has always been a cold war, the conflict would reach new heights, and drama brewed up with emerging commanders and named factions.
First Phase
On March 11th, Froot hides /nate/ as part of an update to the top bar. Ankhafags emerge and colonize the board. This phase of the war is the most peaceful. Since there are 40 pages and a thread limit, wiping is an insurmountable task.
Second Phase
A few days later, Never Goon Minion shows up. Every hour or so, he uses up the thread limit to denounce gooning, and encourage others to stop gooning. This immediately starts a conflict, with gooners taunting the minion, saying "Minion lost" and falseflagging him. There was another avatarfag called Goon Minion aka Purple Minion, who would occasionally bump gooner threads. When Never Goon Minion wasn't wiping, others would try wiping the board. During this phase, about half the threads on the catalog were Minions. However, spammers kept necrobumping after the spam. Never Goon Trump also shows up.
On March 16th, minionGODs post a thread on /soy/ and coordinate a night raid on /nate/. This raid lasts for several hours, and successfully slides half of the Ankha threads off the catalog.
Third Phase
Root removes the thread limit and reduces the pages to 10. Anti-gooners nuke the board, including a rogue janny deleting Ankha threads. Gooners, most notably footfag, spam their own threads in response. /nate/'s PPH exceeds /soy/'s multiple times due to the spam, which might be partially responsible for the Sharty crashing multiple times.
The third phase was an Anti-Gooner win, due to Gooner threads wiping out every hour. Shortly, afterwards, the pages are reduced to 5, and gooners talk about wanting /fap/ to be made so they can goon in peace.
Final Phase
Root adds back the thread limit, giving gooners a slight advantage. However, the 5-page catty makes it difficult for them to keep their threads up. Only Ankhafags can necrobump their threads for long enough for them to survive more than one day.
Ultimately, a series of strikes from Never Goon Trump, Schizofag, and Siegefag decimate gooner threads. On March 21st, they achieve a goon-free catalog for multiple hours, winning yet another battle. By this point, Ankhafag's threads are merely a memory on /nate/. The final phase was another Anti-Gooner win, despite the less favorable circumstances.
See Also
- Nate Higgers, the user /nate/ was created in honor of
- Porn
- Gooning