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===Deelz nuts 1+2===
===Deelz nuts 1+2===
Maya is seen watching what appears to be a 'p scene between an [[anime]] girl and a mollusk humanoid, but she is suddenly interrupted by Coco. She quickly closes all the tabs she has open on her PC and undergoes an awkward conversation with her sister, in which she finds out Coco has been having some "problems" with making her presentation for tomorrow and wants to do it together with her. Maya runs out of her room and gets stuck in the tape that was supposed to keep Coco out. After a scene where Maya reflects on her own thoughts, she gets "captured" by Mymy, leading to a conversation about Mymy's presentation. The scene cuts to Coco staying on Maya's PC and finding questionable content there.
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After all of this we finally cut to Mymy presenting her anus. After getting too potentially violent, her teacher, Vera, just smacks her in the head with a bottle 'o' booze. The teacher says the name of the next person who needs to present their presentation, who just happens to be Maya. She explains how she doesn't have a presentation and Vera gets visibly angry. Next is Coco, who after seeing what was on Maya's PC , made a presentation about "mollusk love in ancient  Japan". After the fiasco, all three sisters go to the teacher's office and Coco is confused about what she did wrong.
 
===Deelz 3===
Vera excuses the girls and gives them another chance at remaking their presentations. Maya is given the task to do one about Belgium, Coco is given South Africa and Mymy is given Drenthe (a province of [[The Netherlands]]). The scene gets cut to Maya spending time with what appears to be her friends in a park, but her fantasy is interrupted by her receiving a text message from Coco, asking Maya to come outside as she found "him" (referring to her computer monitor).
 
=== Deelz 4===
Coco is seen waving her penis at what appears to be her friends cheering her on, Mymy seems to be studying and Maya stays silent at a PC, barely having written the start of her presentation. Coco salutes Maya from her back and she gets as noticeably scared as she was at the start of Deel 1. Coco offers to help Maya but after having a conversation about ADD and autism, in which Mymy joins in, she decides she can do it on her own, but clearly she cannot and goes up to Coco and Mymy to join them.
 
===Deelz 5===
Coco questions Maya about what her presentation is supposed to be about and she answers Belgium. After hearing this, Mymy decides to make the presentation for Maya, but in the process makes it incredibly gemmy. Together the three sisters decide to split Maya's presentation between themselves. Maya gets too stressed out but Coco calms her and saves her from a panic attack, after that, Maya runs out of the place because of her newfound fear for Coco.
 
=== Deelz 6 (the last one)===
Maya is going to ACK herself for shits and giggles but it turns out she is just having a [[schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] outburst due to not taking her [[meds]]  she comes back to reality and bursts out of the out the bathroom but is stopped in her tracks by Coco's big fat Afrikaner titties. Realizing she has no presentatie she is ready to shoot up some whites at the local grocery store in order to preserve the white race but Coco informs her that she can simply use Mymy's  TOTAL BELGIAN DEATH presentatie she made at the start of Deel 5. This actually works and at the end of the episode Coco and Mymy are about to have hot lesbo sex and offer Maya to join but due to being a pissbaby [[incel]] she declines (she also loves that BWC doe.)
 
=== Deelz Ϫ ===
All the main characters get brutally raped by subvariant [[Rapeson]], this footage was recovered during the N.U.T.S incident in february 6nth 2026


==Relation to /soy/ and /qa/ culture==
==Relation to /soy/ and /qa/ culture==
<blockquote>''Main article: [[The Netherlands]]''</blockquote>
<blockquote>''Main article: [[The Netherlands]]''</blockquote>
===TND===
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Both Mymy and Coco support [[TND]], Maya's position is currently unknown, but it is estimated that she is against it due to [[Anime|tranime brain rot]]
 
Mymy supports TND due to being a Dutch nationalist meanwhile Coco supports TND due to her parents being butchered by niggers whilst she was just a little girl.
 
However there is evidence that goes counter to this claim, specifically in episode 5 where Coco and Mymy displayed clear discomfort when reading about the Belgian atrocities committed against the natives in the Belgian Congo. They probally just hate jews, antisemetism is dutch culture
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===Spade Slander ===
[[File:Zellig shitson spadetroon.png|thumb|none]]
Similar to [[Spadeson|Cobson]] a certain group of [[Trannies|individuals]] has undergone a mass slander campaign by drawing spades and making BBC fetish art from  zellig [https://booru.soy/post/list/bbc%20ongezellig/1 jaks] and [https://ongezellig.booru.org/ R34] images.
 
=== Bumo Cult===
 
Zellig threads will often be necrobumped for long periods of time. Phrases such as "Upzellig , bumo, bumozellig , topzellig , and go upzellig" are commonly used.[[File:Zellig banner thread.png|thumb|684x684px|none]]
This culminated in the Zellig Banner thread where a thread was necrobumped for over thirty days in the hopes that kuz would add the ongezellig banner{{clear}}
[[Fact|Contrary to what zellig fan would like you to believe, the majority of 'jakkers do not give a shit about Ongezellig. As a matter of fact, 'zellig threads get so little engagement on /soy/ that zelligcorders have to necrobump their threads every 5-6 hours. Ongezellig is not, and it will never be sharty culture. If you see a zellig fan you are advised not to engage honestly with their viral marketing threads.]]
 
^Datamining pols on both the SPVA and Kuz's telegram has Deboonked this claim




Revision as of 22:57, 29 April 2023

ongezellig is no longer sharty culture, 90% of the sharty userbase hates it. mods delete this shitty page its no longer sharty culture and it will never be

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Coco

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The plot so far (SPOILERS FOR THE ENTIRE SHOW)

Deelz nuts 1+2

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Relation to /soy/ and /qa/ culture

Main article: The Netherlands

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  • Maya's emotions got their way looking at /qa/

    Maya's emotions got their way looking at /qa/

  • Kuz asking to get in contact with Studio Massa

    Kuz asking to get in contact with Studio Massa

  • /soy/ turns into /zellig/ for a brief moment as the jannies let the bumper roam free.

    /soy/ turns into /zellig/ for a brief moment as the jannies let the bumper roam free.

Origin

In a dark dorm room, somewhere in Holland...

>WHAT THE HELL?! WHY ISNT ANYONE WATCHING MY DUTCH ANIME?! I JUST DID MY BEST JOB ON THIS SLICE OF LIFE-ESQUE CARTOON!!!!!!
*alt-tab Discord*
>SHILLS!
<YES MASTER!!!
>GET TO WORK!!! START SHILLING MY ANIME ON ANONYMOUS IMAGEBOARDS WHERE YOU CANT GET CAUGHT!!! I NEED THOSE STUPID PATREON BUCKS BECAUSE IM A SELFISH FUCKBRAIN PISSBABY!!!
<AS YOU COMMAND MASTER!!!!
>OH AND DONT FORGET TO SLANDER ANYONE WHO CALLS YOU OUT AS A DISCROD LOSER EVEN THOUGH I HAVE MY OWN DISCORD SERVER. NOW GO EARN YOUR FIFTY CENTS!!!!
Years later...
>WHAT?! AFTER YEARS Of NONSTOP SHILLING I HAVENT GOTTEN A SINGLE GODDAMN PHONE CALL FROM A MAJOR NETWORK?! NOOOOOO!!!
<SIR! That guy who thinks he is Genghis khan is calling again!
>WELL AT LEAST I MANAGED TO SHILL ENOUGH TO MAKE MY SHOW POPULAR WITH SOME BASEMENT DWELLING AUTIST FROM TENNESSEE!!!! I CANT WAIT TO PUMP OUT MORE ANIME TO ENTERTAIN HIS DISCORD FRIENDS
<Is he even from Tennessee? I heard his real name was Ed-
>SHUT THE FUCK UP SHILL!!!! I NEED THIS GUY'S FUCKING BITCOIN MONEY SO DONT SAY ANYTHING THAT COULD MAKE HIM MAD!!!
>THEY ARENT FALLING FOR THE SHILLING?!
>SHILLS!!!
<YES MASTER!?
>QUICK MAKE "BASED" ONGEZELLIG MEMES SO WE CAN TARGET THE RIGHT WING DEMOGRAPHIC AS WELL!!!
<YES MASTER!!!
>OH AND MAKE SURE TO USE YOUR JANNY POWERS TO DELETE ANYONE WHO CALLS OUT OUR SHILL OPS!!!
<OF COURSE MASTER!!!

^seething incel

Episodes

Deel 1+2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tt2ZmH-3uc
Deel 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsvg_WatcaE
Deel 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAMbQoArGSo
Deel 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9j78BNAlBg
Deel 6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3W4_3exi5o


Citations

Ongezellig
is part of a series on
the coal that is killing /soy/
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