Ongezellig

This culminated in the Zellig Banner thread where a thread was necrobumped for over thirty days in the hopes that kuz would add the ongezellig banner

Contrary to what zellig fan would like you to believe, the majority of 'jakkers do not give a shit about Ongezellig. As a matter of fact, 'zellig threads get so little engagement on /soy/ that zelligcorders have to necrobump their threads every 5-6 hours. Ongezellig is not, and it will never be sharty culture. If you see a zellig fan you are advised not to engage honestly with their viral marketing threads.

^Datamining pols on both the SPVA and Kuz's telegram has Deboonked this claim

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  Maya's emotions got their way looking at /qa/

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  Kuz asking to get in contact with Studio Massa

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  /soy/ turns into /zellig/ for a brief moment as the jannies let the bumper roam free.

Origin

In a dark dorm room, somewhere in Holland...

>WHAT THE HELL?! WHY ISNT ANYONE WATCHING MY DUTCH ANIME?! I JUST DID MY BEST JOB ON THIS SLICE OF LIFE-ESQUE CARTOON!!!!!!
*alt-tab Discord*
>SHILLS!
<YES MASTER!!!
>GET TO WORK!!! START SHILLING MY ANIME ON ANONYMOUS IMAGEBOARDS WHERE YOU CANT GET CAUGHT!!! I NEED THOSE STUPID PATREON BUCKS BECAUSE IM A SELFISH FUCKBRAIN PISSBABY!!!
<AS YOU COMMAND MASTER!!!!
>OH AND DONT FORGET TO SLANDER ANYONE WHO CALLS YOU OUT AS A DISCROD LOSER EVEN THOUGH I HAVE MY OWN DISCORD SERVER. NOW GO EARN YOUR FIFTY CENTS!!!!
Years later...
>WHAT?! AFTER YEARS Of NONSTOP SHILLING I HAVENT GOTTEN A SINGLE GODDAMN PHONE CALL FROM A MAJOR NETWORK?! NOOOOOO!!!
<SIR! That guy who thinks he is Genghis khan is calling again!
>WELL AT LEAST I MANAGED TO SHILL ENOUGH TO MAKE MY SHOW POPULAR WITH SOME BASEMENT DWELLING AUTIST FROM TENNESSEE!!!! I CANT WAIT TO PUMP OUT MORE ANIME TO ENTERTAIN HIS DISCORD FRIENDS
<Is he even from Tennessee? I heard his real name was Ed-
>SHUT THE FUCK UP SHILL!!!! I NEED THIS GUY'S FUCKING BITCOIN MONEY SO DONT SAY ANYTHING THAT COULD MAKE HIM MAD!!!
>THEY ARENT FALLING FOR THE SHILLING?!
>SHILLS!!!
<YES MASTER!?
>QUICK MAKE "BASED" ONGEZELLIG MEMES SO WE CAN TARGET THE RIGHT WING DEMOGRAPHIC AS WELL!!!
<YES MASTER!!!
>OH AND MAKE SURE TO USE YOUR JANNY POWERS TO DELETE ANYONE WHO CALLS OUT OUR SHILL OPS!!!
<OF COURSE MASTER!!!

^seething incel

Episodes

Deel 1+2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tt2ZmH-3uc

Deel 3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsvg_WatcaE

Deel 4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAMbQoArGSo

Deel 5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9j78BNAlBg

Deel 6

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3W4_3exi5o