Soyvil War 4
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Soyvil War 4 | ||||||||
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Belligerents | ||||||||
NEW FRQQT QRDER: Frootists[1]
Flartsonposters (initially)[2] Obsessed: Europoorposters (Or so we thought that Americans won) |
Anti-Frootist coalition: Obsessed or some shit: Unaffiliated: Timothy |
Faggots:
Minor/Outside actors:
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Commanders and leaders | ||||||||
Root |
Indeterminate Scar (namefag) |
Indeterminate Feralteen and his unfunny Discord friends | ||||||
Casualties and losses | ||||||||
Muslims and bronies banned from the sharty, innocent teens caught in the crossfire:
Booru gets purged:
Wiki gets snitched and goes down, 2nd great domain drop happens:
The "great" soysuit happens:
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Soyvil War 4, also known as the Froot War or The Pitfall is a conflict that began around September 3rd, 2023 fought over those who support the current administration of Froot over soyjak.party and those who do not. It's argued by some that this is the most destructive Soyvil War to date, although the second and third ones were definitely much worse because of all the 'p spam and chaos.[6]
History
Background
The prelude to the war was when Froot purchased the sharty from Doll and subsequently created the 50 Board Plan. The conflict escalated into a full-blown Soyvil War after The Great Purge.
The Great Purge
Main article: The Great Purge
Starting on September 3rd, 2023, Froot initiated The Great Purge, banning anyone who posted on the boards /dawla/ and /mlp regardless of context, with /mlp/ posters being banned permanently. This was extremely controversial, and led some to flee to the jarty. The skirmish briefly raised the Jarty's PPH above the Sharty's, therefore it is to be considered a Jarty Win.
The Clone War
The Clone War refer to /zellig/ - /psy/ war with /psy/ backed with mainly anti-zelligers and /zellig/ backed by zelligers and froot in the round 4 elimination polls, September 7th, 2023. It is called The Clone War due to both sides extensively uses bots to boost each poll. Angeleno intervenes to delete all fraudulent votes which show a favor to /zellig/. However, a rogue mod decided to nuke /zellig/ in retaliation against zelligers.
The /qa/ & Squatter Question
Many 'teens are upset with the state of the worst board as the quality of said board is currently abysmal, serving as an enclave for bronies, furfags and an assortment of offsiters such as 'cuck immigrants and discord agents. Said "people" sometimes leak into /soy/ where they post vantablack coals or even brimstones most of the time.
Because of this, some shitflinging occurred. 'Teens attempted to cattywipe /qa/ many times, but failed as they were stopped by anti-spam filters and jannies who banned them en masse.[7] [ITS AGAINST DA ROOOLZ CHUD] Discussion - often devolving into online throwing of hands - happened as some 'teens thought the jannies were being overprotective.
It's worth noting those squatters don't just dwell in /qa/ but they're also attempting to colonize other slow boards./qa/ is just the biggest colony.
The Anniversary Scuffle
Main article: Anniversary Scuffle
After the animation project collab got released, a few discord off-siters began posting baseless critique, claiming it was "Twitter immigrant dust", this prompted a small battle between subversive off-siters and OC contributors. Froot sided with the discorders, to the surprise of nobody.[See the citation list]
Choodist cattywipe of /nate/
On September 23rd 2023, a teen claiming to represent the Cult of Chood declared war on Froot and demanded that leadership over the site be handed over to them, or however the live action is roleplayed[8]/. Sometime after this, Choodists proceeded to catty wipe /nate/[9]. Froot responds by filtering the word "Chood" to "Max", referencing Doll's claim that Chood is Max.
The Frog Rain
Main Page: The Frog War
On September 26, The Frog Pond raided the sharty, mainly in /soy/ and /qa/. The frogs are able to catty-wipe /soy/ for hours, prompting jannies to range 'nish all frogniggers and wordfilter "The Frog Pond" to "The Frog Clitty". Soyteens would later retaliate by attempting to catty-wipe and stealing GETs on their website. From now on, the war still continue and perhaps could escalate even further with regular catty wipes. Not only that but Frog-related articles are also getting vandalized
The Lawsuit Saga Spat
In September 30, Angeleno sent a copyright takedown to Lute due to the various parts in the jakparty.soy wiki that are copied from this very wiki. Lute responded by threatening to dox Angeleno should he pursue legal action. Shortly after, Angeleno backpedaled by deleting the copyright notice on the wiki and announcing the cease and desist was "retracted"[10].
"The Nigger Curse" happened on the jakparty.soy wiki - some CHAD vandalized the j@rtywiki with 'cado and [BLACKED] ads, prompting the sole janny to run back to his PC with this hotpockets - which is a very good thing.
Emoji Spam
Main article: War on Self Inserters
The Baby bot guy began spamming emojis on awful self-insert threads, which sparked ire among the self-inserting faggots. This prompted a quick response by the janny team.
emojis also got banned ruining gemmy zoomerposting
The "Carter" Brimcident
The Carter incident, also known as the Froot-Kuz war or The Cold-lyma War is a conflict that began on December 3rd, 2023, a day henceforth named "Marge Sunday", concerning Froot's efforts to dox "Yuri Kuznetsov". This conflict is being fought primarily under the radar, much like my heckin james bond call of duty cold war kinos.
What we know so far of the events:
- 1. froot starts babbling about kuz/carter/eduardo
- 2. a few anti kuz threads get deleted
- 3. root and froot are surprised
- 4. froot then starts making random namefag threads (like doxxing some random literally who streamer, and making a mastodon instance for the sharty)
- 5. soyjak party posting freezes
- 6. booru is down
OH MY HECKERINOS ITS JUST LIKE MY FAVOURITE YOUTUBE MAPPING SERIES HAGUE!!!!!!!!!!!
See also
Other Soyvil Wars:
Citations
- ↑ 1.0 1.1
- ↑ https://archive.ph/MQiHQ
- ↑ https://reddit.com/r/shittymobilegameads - This is where all the slop that are incubated in Google's hyena chuckling servers. Articles referring: Goyslop, Google ADS
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20231012054011/https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/5003341.html see #5003731
- ↑ Anniversary Scuffle
- ↑ experts and specialists
- ↑ https://archive.is/QWLUe - just yesterday
- ↑ https://archive.ph/EyPN9
- ↑ https://files.catbox.moe/eux3i5.PNG
- ↑ https://archive.ph/qOiWn
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