TikTok

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TikTok is the sequel to Vine and Musical.ly. It is the biggest social indoctrination program for now. It's known for hosting all kinds of unatmospheric fastburn coal that can't last 3 nanoseconds without being milked to dust. Interestingly, most of the memes on TikTok do not come from the app, in many cases they come from other popular sites. Most of the time it's Twitter or Reddit, but every once in a while, a 4chan meme slips through their slimy assholes.

It's a brilliant MKULTRA style experiment that excels at doing its job of melting brains, addicting people to scrolling and ruining their attention span. It also encourages people to act like soulless retards whose sole intention in life is to fry their brain with short addictive pleasures. [but so does every social media platform, including 'cuck and maybe even the sharty itself!]

Most of the shit that can be found on TikTok are retards copying other retards' coal that they found funny to get their 5 seconds of fame, these are called TikTok trends.

Trends

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Though as with any social media site, they come with trends, but unlike most, TikTok's trends tend to be worse.

Some examples include:

  • damaging public property
  • standing in front of a moving train
  • setting yourself on fire
  • licking ice cream in a store without paying for it
  • choking your friend until they blackout
  • licking public objects to "get the coronavirus"
  • stealing cars
  • hispanic people eating food
  • driving recklessly in a car to the beat of the cha cha slide
  • Pink sauce (which blasted out of nowhere)
  • Wednesday

What's notable is that these trends usually involve getting in danger. Perhaps there is someone at play?





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Interesting articles (WORDSWORDSWORDS

tiktok will literally fry your brain(even though sharty already eviscerated it):

>frying your brain le bad... because uhh... im a plebbitor

tiktok will turn you into a shittier person:

TikTok
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