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{{Infobox Soyjak | {{Infobox Soyjak | ||
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|type = [[NAS]], Not even [[Variant:Unknown]] | |type = [[NAS]], Not even [[Variant:Unknown]] | ||
|origin = [https://youtu.be/NILaGR3sACc Minus8's LiveStream] <small>(December 14 4:30 PM, 2023)</small> | |origin = [https://youtu.be/NILaGR3sACc Minus8's LiveStream] <small>(December 14 4:30 PM, 2023)</small> | ||
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[[Cobbess]], also known as [[Cobbess|Milkson]], is a [[NAS]] coomer <s>crude mockery of</s> redesign of [[Cobson]] made by pedophile pornographer [[Minus8]]. | [[Cobbess]], also known as [[Cobbess|Milkson]], is a [[NAS]] coomer <s>crude mockery of</s> redesign of [[Cobson]] made by pedophile {{Echoes|pornographer}} [[Minus8]]. | ||
On December | On December 14th, at 4:30 PM, during one of the streams, [[minus8]] drew Cobbess after reading the wiki page for [[Cobson]]. He was coerced to draw Cobbess by the [[You|evil alt-right woah jack incels]] who raided his streams, probably thinking they were just a group of coomers looking for a free commission [[Amerimutt|or something.]] | ||
== Characteristics == | == Characteristics == | ||
Cobbess is a generic coomer-artstyle woman, [[best known for|notably known for]] her large cleavage. She wears a shirt with the word " | Cobbess is a generic coomer-artstyle woman, [[best known for|notably known for]] her large cleavage. She wears a shirt with the word "GODDESS" on the bust area, [[Cobson|a reference to the notorious lawnmower man scene.]] Contrary to popular belief, she is NOT a female version of Cobson, due to her having absolutely zero characteristics that make her IAS in any way. | ||
Cobbess has also been banned from SoyBooru for obvious reasons. | |||
== Variants == | == Variants == | ||
In the first '''10 MINUTES''' many variants were made. No images can be provided at the moment due to the thread being nuked.{{cn}} | In the first '''10 MINUTES''' many variants were made. <s>No images can be provided at the moment due to the thread being nuked.</s> Shown below are two of them which were posted in the original thread.{{cn}} | ||
[[File:Cafe Cobbess.png|alt=Cafe cobbess|none|thumb|Cafe Cobbess]] | |||
[[File:Soytan Cobbess.png|alt=Soytan Cobbess|none|thumb|Soytan Cobbess]] | |||
== Poopson Connections == | == Poopson Connections == | ||
{{MedsNow}} | {{MedsNow}} | ||
[[Schizophrenia|A 'teen was shockingly able to find multiple similarities between the blurred poopson image and Cobbess proving the Poopson theory true.]]{{CitationNeeded|[[Schizophrenia|even doe poopson is an markiplier 'jak variant, mouth doesn't fit and the right image it's clearly a baldman]]}} | [[Schizophrenia|A 'teen was shockingly able to find multiple similarities between the blurred poopson image and Cobbess proving the Poopson theory true.]]{{CitationNeeded|[[Schizophrenia|even doe poopson is an markiplier 'jak variant, mouth doesn't fit and the right image it's clearly a baldman]]}} | ||
[[File:Coblita.jpg|left|thumb|The truth uncovered?]] | [[File:Coblita.jpg|left|thumb|The truth uncovered?]] | ||
{{Cancer}} | {{Cancer}} | ||
[[Category:WNBAG]] | [[Category:WNBAG]] | ||
Latest revision as of 06:46, 26 March 2024
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Cobbess is BHUTANESE VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE straight from the FIERY DEPTHS OF NIGGERHELL!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Origin | Minus8's LiveStream (December 14 4:30 PM, 2023) |
Cobbess, also known as Milkson, is a NAS coomer crude mockery of redesign of Cobson made by pedophile (((pornographer))) Minus8.
On December 14th, at 4:30 PM, during one of the streams, minus8 drew Cobbess after reading the wiki page for Cobson. He was coerced to draw Cobbess by the evil alt-right woah jack incels who raided his streams, probably thinking they were just a group of coomers looking for a free commission or something.
Characteristics
Cobbess is a generic coomer-artstyle woman, notably known for her large cleavage. She wears a shirt with the word "GODDESS" on the bust area, a reference to the notorious lawnmower man scene. Contrary to popular belief, she is NOT a female version of Cobson, due to her having absolutely zero characteristics that make her IAS in any way.
Cobbess has also been banned from SoyBooru for obvious reasons.
Variants
In the first 10 MINUTES many variants were made. No images can be provided at the moment due to the thread being nuked. Shown below are two of them which were posted in the original thread.[it just is, ok?]
Poopson Connections
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A 'teen was shockingly able to find multiple similarities between the blurred poopson image and Cobbess proving the Poopson theory true.[even doe poopson is an markiplier 'jak variant, mouth doesn't fit and the right image it's clearly a baldman]
