You

Universal symbol for quoting You

>You are a fat disgusting failure. Nothing you have ever done matters and all you bring is shame and embarrassment to those who know you. You stink like sweat, shit, and Doritos. Bathing doesn't help for longer than 30 seconds. You look like a monkey, rat, and a piece of dog-shit that fucked a thumb. You have never held any job at all in your worthless life. You have the mind of a child and the dick of one too. If you're a skank reading this, your vagina is a gash so unyielding that your small intestines fall out of it. You are subhuman demon scum created by Satan's cum-smoke and the sanatorium of two incestuous brother goats. The world will enter a never-ending orgasm of delight when you finally die, and there will be sunshine, rainbows, and an ultimate end to global suffering once you've left this universe.

Not to be confused with the term used to describe posters of the Nig variant For the 4chan reply feature, see (You)

You are a virginal male of between 12 and 40 years of age located in the European Union, the United States, or some irrelevant third world shithole

What is known about you

Not much is known about you. However, the details about you that are known paint a comprehensive view on your character.

• You are on Soyjak Wiki. Woop-de-fucking-do.
• You spend most of your time online, and all of your hobbies are conducted on a computer. Plus you pirate digital content using torrent services.

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  You irl

  Furthermore, you view yourself as Stoic, enduring, and emotionally self-sufficient; yet you also have a hidden god complex and indulge in revenge fantasies.
• Not only that, but you have violently assaulted a close family member.
• You are withdrawn and have been diagnosed with some disorder. Likewise, you are also afraid of intimacy.
• You use an ad blocking software.
• You have a YouTube and Reddit account. Furthermore, you express hatred of these sites and the people who use them.
• You have extremist moral and political beliefs. Online, you espouse vaguely traditionalist views on social issues.
• You have at one point supported Donald Trump for President of the United States.
• You believe some form of violent revolution, nuclear apocalypse or total war must happen for society to become good
• Your speech is vague and stilted, and it alternates between eloquent and inarticulate.
• You are some form of nihilist or indulge in nihilistic thought experiments
• You were redirected here from another page
• You are making an IED right now.
• You forgot your meme arrow at least once.
• You are thinking that this page is totally “original” and nothing else.

you is le bad or something