Autism

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This post is a Tanzanite trvthnvke

For the variant, see Tismjak

Autism Spectrum Disorder, also known as Assburgers Syndrome is a REAL medical condition. anyone saying its a fake medical syndrome has autism and doesnt want to admit because of their self-hatred. Autist are the most self-centered, selfish pieces of shit on the planet. Devoid of empathy, social reasoning, social context, or self-awareness, they are sociopaths with another definition, who live to collect and catalog meaningless items like barcodes, bottletops, and plastic crap by any means possible including murder like the retards they are. Common symptoms of autist include failing at social interaction and empathy, failing at communication, failing at getting a job, failing at life, failing at hygiene, becoming obsessed with tranime or video games, and breaking out into fits of rage when their strict routines are broken or when they're asked to stop being lazy, self-serving leeches living off the government and their parents. Despite soyteen hating being compared to a sperg, they are one and are closer to the 'jak they're mocking.

It is of no coincidence then that all people with autism are ugly as fuck with no friends and/or girlfriends.

Autism remains the one of the most compelling argument for eugenics ever established.

It's common knowledge that autist on the internet don't give two shits about anything but themselves. Autist (especially those on the sharty) are selfish, narcissistic faggot who expect the motherland to feel remorse for putting up such an offensive article on the 'ki. However, they don't give even the slightest fuck about

All autist obsess over some retarded shit nobody cares about, like for example: trains, cartoons (especially those cartoons with multiple flashing (disgusting) colors and those baby ass cartoons), being unhygenic, buses, elevator, collecting small branch for themselves, looking and collecting insects, some dumb internet e-celeb that are not mainstream, collecting meaningless retarded items like bottletops, caps, rocks, and many many more. They also obsess over some very disgusting and gross shit. a few example could be those disgusting fetish they obess about like gooning, scat fetish, gore fetish, snuff, inflation porn, elastic fetish porn and many more. Maybe thats why most of them troon out.

Every single autist (especially on the internet) have some sort of a hatred towards normal people/normalCHADS (or what they call them "normalfags", "normies" or "neurotypicals"). This hatred is based on jealousy and envy, because most, if not all, autist retards are envious of how successful normal people are in life. they are envious of how normal people can get friends easily, how they can hold a social conversation easily and how they can get women pretty easily. They are also envious of how normal people actually provides in society by working for money and how they go play sports and go to the gym. Normally, this would case autist to hate on them.

Common Symptoms of Autism

The diagnostic criteria of autism consist of the following:

  • You talk about or post shit nobody cares about. (I OBSESS OVER SOMETHING THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT!!)
  • Wearing other things that nobody wears, especially things that nobody else would be caught dead wearing.
  • The refusal to accept constructive criticism or responsibility for your actions.
  • Refusal to provide argument to debate said constructive criticism and then resort to personal insults
  • When someone, especially a soyteen, post something very autistic and doesn't even elabore any further (See the Märgerautismus Syndrome)
  • Your friends are either way out of your age group, imaginary, cartoons characters or are woodland creatures, none of which are good things.
  • Your girlfriend is either imaginary, a waifu that doesn't exist, a cartoon/tranime character (see Ongezellig) or is a girl you obsess/creep about and which either doesn't know you or is scared of you, none of which are good things
  • Missing social cues which causes you to act like a fuck-up in both public and the internet... just look at the sharty's /qa/ for example, or even sometimes in /soy/.
  • Asking extremely obvious questions you already know the answer to because you miss social cues and are a retard.
  • Telling various sob stories about being misunderstood/discriminated against and how your life is shit and nobody wants to befreinds you or how your crush rejected you because of how much of a weirdo creep you are (See the Self-insert syndrome).
  • Sometime ending said sob story on the note that you wouldn't want to be rid of your 'condition' by suicide anyway since you are actually smarter than everyone else (false) and probably the next step in evolution. Geeg they actually believe that their retard syndrome is a "superpower". Just a massive cope
  • Self-inserting as a cartoon character or a tranime character because of how much of a loser he/she is or how much of a social inept he/she is. A good example is the zelligsperg in /qa/ (see Ongezellig, also see the Self-insert syndrome)
  • Hand flapping like a retard, especially when doing it infront of people or in class with people
  • Shit and piss everywhere.
  • Try to force a meme you obsess just so that people would follow your shit meme (it will most likely fail)
  • You dont wash yourself for weeks, even months.
  • You watch, play and enjoy programing/games that you are far too old for - such as My Little Pony, Pokemon, Sonic the Hedgehog, Thomas the Tank Engine, Ongezellig, Friday Night Funkin', Roblox, Omori, The Amazing Digital Circus and many more.
  • You have an obession for Averi like a filthy furry.
  • You like Ongezellig / You are a zelligtroon.
  • Walking around in circles or moving parts of your body like you are on drugs.
  • Mumbling to yourself in class or in public like a retard.
  • Ruining the internet... Just look at the sharty for example
  • Talking with a weird retard accent. It can vary, some even talks with a robotic accent.
  • Not getting the hint in social situations.
  • Nerd retarded soyjak rage over the most trivial petty bullshit.
  • Constantly stammering and stumbling over your sentences.
  • Being a Furry.
  • Being a zelligtroon (yes i will say it again)
  • Being a tranime-loving weeaboo.
  • using Child Sexual Abuse Material to troll people in raids or to troll soyteens
  • Have a self-insert blogging page about your "aspects of your personality", one of which is naturally filled with slash.
  • Thinking that everyone else is the one with the problem even doe it's YOUR problem. Shifting your problem to everyone else except you.
  • Thinking that suing and using lawyers will save themselves against bullies and the internet.
  • Having an unnatural obsession with weird and meaningless things such as elevators, escalators, trains, buses, bottle caps, logos and many more.
  • Possessing a massive victim complex about how the evil normies/normalfags/neurotypicals are making your selfish life hard even doe its your problem.
  • Possessing a massive hatred against normal people because of how successful they are.
  • Addiction to Tranime
  • Addiction to Ongezellig
  • Trooning out
  • Believing that fictional characters actually exist.
  • Continously gooning with their curved penis.
  • Giving a flicker of the eyes when looking at someone.
  • Addiction to soyjak.party
  • Browsing soyjak.party

Relevance to troons and the internet

yes its real, over 86% of all troons are autistic.

Interestingly, the effects of long-term neglect in early childhood, which is a big cause for someone to troon out, are nearly identical to autism, which itself can be fairly compared to psychopathy and sociopathy.

It's common knowledge that autist on the internet don't give two shits about anything but themselves. Autist (especially those on the sharty) are selfish, narcissistic faggot who expect the motherland to feel remorse for putting up such an offensive article on the 'ki. However, they don't give even the slightest fuck about women, black people, homosexuals, children, abortion, animal abuse politics, or anything that doesn't relate to people licking their retarded ass. It should also be noted that autist tend to compare themselves to famous (fake) "autist" in history, failing to realize that those people either succeeded in life and aren't basement dwelling rejects or there is no evidence to back up their claims that they are autistic (see the story of Satoshi Tajiri). So the next time you hear a fucking autist, especially those zelligsperg and those mlpsperg on the sharty, compare themself to Einstein, Mozart, Bill Gates or Satoshi Tajiri without any evidence supporting the claims that they are autist, feel free to redirect him to socially inept retards like Chris-chan, Lee Goldson and JustinRPG but more importantly, remind them that, even if Einstein was autistic, he was very capable of getting laid and was also well known for his sexual conquests like the truth GIGACHAD he is. Furthermore, Einstein wasn't some fat ass piece of shit who used the autism excuse to get out of gym class but was rather adept at european football and other sports.

Like I said in this TRVTHNUKE, they also posthumously diagnose people like Einstein, who might very well never had autism and were just an ADHDChad who was a bit weird. It is also interesting to note that they only ever diagnose with Autism deceased (or living) historical figures who are overwhelmingly considered history's 'good guys' - you will never hear these people claim that Hitler, Osama bin Laden, Elliot Rodgers, Brenton Tarrant, Adam Lanza, Audrey Hale or Caligula were autist, despite what some historians and some police reports now believe. (See the Autism Rights website or any autistic supremacy website spreading bullshit propaganda about their retard disease.)

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